Wedding to go to on Saturday, somewhere around Manchester. It's one of those where you're not important enough to be invited for the full event but you're still expected to rock up with a present or some cash. 😐
The words were "nothing too smart, but make an effort, we're not animals."
Slacks, suede shoes and a shirt?
The North?
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If that was me I'd wear shoes, smart jeans or chinos and an open neck shirt.
flat cap and whippet
Based on my experience, you should pitch yourself smarter in the north than the south. This is because people in the north don't tend to have to dress smartly for work, spending their days either down t'pit or out in t'fields. They will therefore embrace any opportunity they can to dress up to the nines and show off their Sunday finery. Which will inevitably be rather ostentatious and expensive, as they can afford to spend more disposable income on clothes than southerners.
😀 @ finbar
You laugh, but this is a genuine bone of contention between me and my girlfriend's family, who all live on massive farms in Leicestershire and are absolutely minted.
I spend my weeks wearing a suit in Whitehall, so the last thing I want to do is put a tie on to go to bloody Sunday lunch with them.
As always, the answer is ..... a kilt.
I'd go for a casual leather sporran rather than a fur one. And no brogues.
It's one of those where you're not important enough to be invited for the full event but you're still expected to rock up with a present or some cash.
I tend to have prior engagements when those invites are received! 😀
If by 'slacks' you mean grey trackies, 'suede shoes' means box fresh trainers and your shirt has a crocodile on it... you'll be reet.
Whatever's comfortable for the traditional post-disco punch-up. I'd suggest some of the season's finest from Superdry or Crosshatch. Or a selection of classic pieces from Sports Direct.
Also, you wouldn't want to get gravy from the pies on your new clothes, so some sort of bib is advisable.
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all live on massive farms in Leicestershire
He said north 😉
somewhere around Manchester.
So, South then?
serious answer - suit with open necked 'not obviously a work shirt' shirt. Can't be wrong in that.
Slacks
You said you hadn't worn your Hebtro pants - this is your time to shine.
Is it the same wedding that I'm going to, the STW Big Hitter one?
If so I'll be in my best Artisan Moleskins, battered yet stylish brown ankle boots and a poorly ironed shirt. My wife will be dressed like this.
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Wedding to go to on Saturday, somewhere around Manchester. It's one of those where you're not important enough to be invited for the full event but you're still expected to rock up with a present or some cash
Frankly, I'd be busy that day.
Is it the same wedding that I'm going to, the STW Big Hitter one?
I missed the golden ticket hunt. 🙂
It was more a trail of crumbs.
+1 either they want you at their wedding, or they don't (hint: they don't 🙂 )I tend to have prior engagements when those invites are received!
nothing too smart, but make an effort, we're not animals.
Its code for fancy dress
this?
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Racist!
In that case something like this?
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Is it the same wedding that I'm going to, the STW Big Hitter one?
Which two Big Hitters are getting married?
Which two Big Hitters are getting married?
Junky and Jamba.
There's only so much unresolved sexual tension that can exist before something gives.
wear whatever you want but if you have hair then invest in some hair gel and maybe get some fake tan or hit the sun bed.
Junky and Jamba.
I assume Farage will be conducting the ceremony.....
wear whatever you want but if you have hair then invest in some hair gel and maybe get some fake tan or hit the sun bed.
Currently checking out @JeansAndSheux for tips.
I assume Farage will be conducting the ceremony.....
Nope. Big church do, with Rev Woppit officiating.
Smart casual up north is the same as down south but you don't need your monocle and top hat.
You decided yet which one of us you are giving away?Nope. Big church do, with Rev Woppit officiating.
Nope. Big church do, with Rev Woppit officiating.
It's the alter boys I feel sorry for....
Would this be the social event of the season we're talking about here? The date of which was decided so as not to clash with Royal Ascot or Henley? If you look at the Royal Box in centre court at Wimbledon on Saturday, it'll be a decidedly B list affair.
As you well know, the bride and groom (alright ... me and Debs) are such quiet, shy, reserved, conservative types, who don't like to cause a fuss, the wedding itself was a small, intimate affair.
We weren't even going to have a big bash for the uncouth rabble we refer to as our friends, but after the ceremony the registrar informed us that, by law, a northern marriage can't be classed as officially consomethinged until somebody has uttered the phrase "can you hold me 'air back for me while I'm sick?" afterr too many WKD Blues. So we are where we are.
We even had to combine it with a popular mountain biking festival to ensure anyone would actually bother to turn up
Oh... and basically, dress like a northerner. Make an effort! But best not 'full scouse' as that's probably a bit much. Definitely not a southerner. Every time I go to London I'm amazed by how little effort people make. They look like they've chosen their clothes blindfolded in M&S. and once you're outside London everyone looks like they've just finished mucking out 😀
It's the alter boys I feel sorry for....
Maybe Woppit just fancies a bit of a change
up north weddings suit for the day, evening invite, sod the suit smart jeans, shirt and brogues
Wedding = Suit
End of
End of...?
It'd be the end of your attendance at my wedding! 😉
You can't eat pies and dance to Northern Soul in a suit. It's just wrong!
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there, where's my invite?
I'm hurt, BinBins, I'm hurt 🙁
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there, where's my invite?I'm hurt, BinBins, I'm hurt
No 'P', no invite...
We had to be brutal with the guest list. It was you or Desmond Tutu.
We might have a spare place. We've invited Joe Cocker but we've not heard back
Fair enough, it wouldn't be a party without the D-Tute.
Is that piss artist Sentamu coming? He ruined my brogues last time he was out and the car smelt weird for weeks.
Is there mobile coverage there or should I bring my BT Phonecard?
A tin can and some string, more like.
