[Closed] Small things that make you happy

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Posting things in the wrong forum and annoying others. Ahem.

I love the first time in the spring when you go outside and the sun actually has a bit of warmth to it. 🙂

My daughter giving me a huge grin first thing on Monday morning. Even though she was sat on the toilet after a huge poo waiting for me to wipe her bottom.

Kylie

Riding my bike. Especially in beautiful surroundings/sunshine with good company

Knowing an absolute shitter of a week at work is coming to an end,

Do not work in the pharmaceutical industry.

Finding lost money in old jackets.

My son's grin.

Dog tails.

Not having to share crisps.

[i]an absolute shitter of a week at work is coming to an end,

Do not work in the pharmaceutical industry.[/i]

Picolax tester?

My bikes. 😀

when you do a fart sat down and it gets trapped between your bum and the chair and sneaks out between your bollocks and your leg...

Walking into my local pub after a hard ride, and the Landlady already has my pint ready on the bar waiting for me!!!

My misses is only ickle. She's ace!!! 😀

And we're going out getting shedded in…….. 3….2…..1…..

have a great weekend you lot!!!!!!!

brakes - thats, like… poetry maaaaan!!! 😆

Starry skies.

When one of those wall-mounted ash tray things outside a pub is on fire!

APF

Kittens and any other small fluffy cute things that fit under my boot.

Dogs sticking their head out of the window of a moving car

Please please please please can we have a Kylie thread?

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Kylie

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When you realise how bright the moon is, turn your light off and you can see the trail/road in front. Riding your bike by moonlight, grin worthy.

Swimming in a lake, in the lake district in the middle of a hot day. Looking around at the mountains either side of the lake, getting the willys a little bit about what's underneath you and is coming to chomp on your toe. Grab your goggles and duck down underwater near the bank, look up at the sunshine coming through the murky green. Swimming down with the little fishes to look for interesting pebbles.

Friday night curries

Almost anything,
In a constant state of amazement.

I just discovered the winning combination of coffee and doughnuts.

That said, I can often be a miserable fart on the face of it, Far from it 😉

The first day of the year when bikes outnumber cars on the commute and they just have to wait

oh, and every now and then you get a bottle of leffe that is just magical. Don't know why but its fantastic when it happens

When a prolonged fettling session actually achieves the desired outcome and avoids an expensive and humiliating trip to the bike shop. A rare and giddy high.

There's an Oven cleaner called Oven Pride. Comes with a bag and you put everything in, and it just works...

I know, but clean oven, done NO work. Cool as ****!!

😆 Rusty Shack / Brakes

Silky knickers, make me feel a bit....

The small and simple things I love are...a cup of earl grey tea, a big poo and hugs... in that order. I'm pretty sure all 3 at once would be the most amazing thing ever but it would be so hard to top I can bring myself to do it.

Bikes are also good.

Shaved legs 😉

Mrs Kenny making me a fantastic venison casserole (despite her being veggie) and best of all telling me she had put red wine in it but the rest of the bottle was there for me to drink.

The reaction of my wife and kids when I return from a few days away.

Getting to the top of the Chevin (big hill near Otley) and still being alive.

The carrot shaped vegetable brush I got for Christmas. I get excited when I realise I've got some potatoes to scrub.

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FILTH!

Birds with silly long necks flying overhead.

Having a conversation with someone I've never met before, and finding several things I have in common with them.

A perfectly arranged washing line.

Beer. Sometimes I forget just how wonderful a quiet pint in the pub can be.

The wind whispering through the trees.

The small boost from the turbo in my car. Still makes me smile.

the first dry day of spring when everyone is happy, even the red socks, and we're all so glad to be out in the dry that we share the trails with none of the usual grumpiness

EDIT: and the cherry on top was the smile from a pretty lady on a bike who didn't seem too disturbed by the random mtber saying hello

The arrogant posing nobjockey in the flat below havin his beloved beamer nicked last wednesday an the not having to listen to his blaupunkt at 2million decabells kicking out shite 90s dance anthems at all hours...down side weed has gone up...karmas a biatch pffft

Nipples.

Meeting a fox in the middle of the night, we both look at each other, and go on our way.

Daffs, crocuses, and all those other spring flowers, the song of horny male thrushes trying to attract a mate and best of all coming home from work and its still light outside.

The Robin that lives in our garden, he's a cheeky little blighter but so trusting of me he will perch on my foot to search out the ground.
Its stupid but I talk to him & point out tasty grubs for him!

Nice smile from a nice girl. Or as that seldom happens;

a smile from a girl

Seeing a butterfly on a crisp sunny winters day.

Seeing a positive thread above a whingers thread.

The sound of strong wind, heavy rain and thunder.

Thinking you are completely stuffed whilst eating a curry and drinking beer, only to then let out a massive burp which then creates more capacity for you to carry on eating the curry loveliness!

Quite a lot of the above do it for me.

But I got a lovely cuddle from LittleMissMC when she sneaked into our bed at 6 o'clock this morning. And then we discovered that her mum sounds like an AC Cobra when she snores 😆

Oh ya this will make me happy too ...

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Seeing the Airbus Beluga landing at Chester right in front of me today as I rode down the river*

*(to be fair, the plane's not a small thing, but it made me smile anyhow)

Sunshine on my skin.
A nice view, even for a fleeting moment.
The smell of a woodland.

Seeing a wild animal - in the wild (usually while riding my bike) 8)

The crisp 'brrrrmmmm' of a sportscar 8)

A low flying aeroplane - preferably a Spitfire but anything is good 8)

Seeing the ladyfriend and her daughter cuddled up together on the sofa.

Paints a very loving picture

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As you were.

A rip roaring fart.

kittens

Chinook's- Love being on the motorway and there's one flying alongside. Makes me smile.

Conversations with my son aged 32 months.
Me "does your nappy need changing? I can smell something "
Him " no it's just a fart "

Burgers

Getting in from a good ride and sitting down for a satisfying #2 before a shower.

The sort of poo that is over in one push and requires almost no paper.

The clunky mechanical noises a pool table makes when you've put in your money and the balls are being dispensed.

'The roll has been reported correct'. Music to my ears.
[i]Do not work in the pharmaceutical industry.[/i]

Or the prison service.

watching the frost melt from the moss on my neighbours roof as the sun comes up, with my baby.

JAG, on a an early morning summer ride to work last summer I saw a deer swimming back across the canal and then strolled into the woods, and a heron fishing in the morning mists. I was almost in tears with the joy of it.

Blackbird that sings in our garden and, at the mo, Northern Soul Girl Levanna - see you tube vids.

Dogs running.

Dogs leaning out of car windows, enjoying the breeze.

Solar powered light show on the cooling towers of Didcot power station as the clouds blow across the sky while I'm riding in the Chilterns

This guy...

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The way that tyres sing on smooth tarmac.

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Three-year-old daughter telling me a joke. (What do insects learn at school? Mothematics!)

Afternoon naps, I'm just nod