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was drunk and ended up back at mine after 6 months apart, ended up in bed and well i guess you can guess the rest, we were friends and it was all good but now i feel rubbish and like i took a HUGE leap back, im now on my sofa while she is asleep in my bed, meh, not how tonight was ment to end! 🙁
Not sure I see the problem here. Sounds like you still have feelings for her, why not wait till she wakes up and see how she feels. Why did you split?
Oh and why are you on the couch when there's the opportunity for an early morning action replay?
I love threads like this !
sits back with drink 😯
Sorry mate, but this thread is usless without pics!!
Did she leave you because you got up early on wekends to use an internet chat room while she waited in bed to be ravished?
Probably.
Oh well! Must still be something there then.
Still I'm thinking approximately 9000 people worldwide are having sex this very second, 100 are getting head, and you're on STW posting.............hang in there sunshine! 😆
In terms of crap experiences, bad sex is one of the best. Always look for the positives 😀
good skills,
classic case of 'dick goes hard brain goes soft' , just tell her it was sh1t you'll not have to bother with her after that.
Perfect opportunity for an 'angry pirate' I'd say....
your d1ck still wants her if your head doesn't,get back upstairs and get some more!Better start to the day than being in a chat room
Your on the Sofa? Are you a man? I'd be back in the bed reminding her of what she will soon be missing. Giving her the full guns. Something to fondly remember you by. Just because you shag again doesnt mean you'll marry ffs. Go on. Live alittle!
went back to bed, she woke up, looked over, said im going home, got dressed and went to leave, as she walked towards the door said "dont tell any one, just tell them i slept on the sofa."
"why hunny?" was my reply at which point she gave me a dirty look and stomped out, at which point i started pissing myself laughing, turns out she is seeing someone, which was why we split in the first place! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, felt terrible earlier but dont now! 😀
😀 oh yes. One day you will see them together. Give him a wink.
Spread the love! LOL! (Revenge is a dish best served cold!)
Now get yourself to the clinic! 😆
I'd tell her new fella.
hora, you are her new fella 😆
You got to get a good shag beat going to bed and having a **** by yourself.
Itches self. Seriously. I think he should know. Girls feel all evangelist dont they and say 'I think you should know'- then when a bloke does the same the girl calls him 'jealous'. Tell him. Find out where he works and email him or a little note 'do you know where your girlfriend was on 'X' date. Who cares if he is bigger. All you say is 'hey she told me she was single- only when she was leaving the next morning did she tell me to keep quiet or else...
I once got with a girl at a house party and afterwards she told me she had a boyfriend and he was 10yrs older than her, Pschyo/posessive and basically a threat to keep quiet. I went out and told everyone. Never one for threats me 🙄
and the problem is???
Want to extend the fun? Give her enough time to sleep with her current bf, then text her and tell her you've got the clap. That should worry her for a few hours about whether to tell her man. Then text her and say you were mistaken.
CaptJon, I think (could be wrong) that could be classed as malicious harrasement though if she made a complaint?
Naah. What's the point in getting involved? Waste of his time. File her under idiot, move on. If you do see them out, let the smugness flow and watch her squirm.
Tupping ex's is one of those things that doesn't bear too much scrutiny. I my case, many moons ago, it was just a case of "itch scratched" for both parties.
Capt.Jon
I didn't think you used such phrases!
Cue the Reverend - give it a listen.
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this is cracking!
thing is are you single?no ones asked that! 😯
"CaptJon, I think (could be wrong) that could be classed as malicious harrasement though if she made a complaint?"
Retard
How about not making things worse and not spreading any more misery by behaving like an adult and being pleasant to someone that you had a significant relationship with?
Y'know, like a grown up would?
...the revenge fantasies of the frustrated misogynists of STW notwithstanding....
How about not taking everything so seriously crikey?
Hold on you bastard, my bird didn't come home last night.
quality thread - good skills Gohan & shame on her! 😆
She dumped you for another bloke and you're still friends?
How does that work?
"turns out she is seeing someone, which was why we split in the first place"
You didn't know that last night ? ......... but when you discovered this morning that this was the reason you had split up (or was it just the fact that she is seeing someone else now that you discovered) you 'started pissing yourself laughing' ?
Nice thread/story....... I don't believe it though.
Be the bigger man, keep quiet and move on.
Be the bigger man
If he was she wouldn't have left him 😉
I would advise against grassing her up ,after all you could be out again and get her to entertain you in the following weeks if she knows you'll keep quiet.
Hold on you bastard, my bird didn't come home last night.
Alas I think the lothario Fatsimon has had a hand in this. Well your missus strictly speaking 8)
sorry im with MicArms on this one.
classy backhander, classy.
I like that reverend and the makers song though...
she was your ex, she remains you ex - so you've no reason not to post pics
😉
If you changed your location from Bristol to somewhere in Scotland gohan- your describing a good (and randy) friend of mine. Are you really based in Bristol?
Talk it through-in the morning.
I keep thinking of the sex! but hey sex isn't everything.
Friends with benefits?
Ignore what I just said as I have nothing good to say most of the time.
You did a good job as she's out cold-or pretending to be asleep thinking the same as you-what have I done? where will this lead?
Talk it over comfortably over coffee when she wakes up.
Good luck and hope you used protection.
Jesus Zaskar, that's far too thoughtful and sensitive.
Gohan, I hope you kicked her back door in for good measure. Fair play. Brilliant post. Good on ya.
If you changed your location from Bristol to somewhere in Scotland gohan- your describing a good (and randy) friend of mine. Are you really based in Bristol?
Where has he '[i]described[/i]' her ? ........seems to me that gohan hasn't described her at all 😕
I expect you'll get re-runs if you want them. I reckon she's getting fed up with the other fella.
Just decide if you want to get emotionally involved or not.
It was sex, one off-leave it that or...
Make some coffee now and give it to her now and of course post what happened!
(Sits with glass of red wine...)
where did the OP go?
i think you'll find she has allready left...
did you rubber up?
Seeing as he posted this at 08.00 and she'd left by 09.00 I say he's probably getting some shut eye or teasing one out while sniffing the knickers she left.
how would you have sex and then still have energy to leave the room then bed down on the sofa? In my distant experience the only reason for sleeping on the sofa is to give the mattress time to dry out!
Quality biscuit boy, quality. pmsl reading that.
Sex with an ex is cool, if she becomes nasty any time soon tell her you had a bet and needed to win it.
Just Bang it again and say.
you was crap first time round but you couldnt remmeber how crap
Rubber up? Why is it imperative?
Rubber up? Why is it imperative?
Good grief, is that a serious question?? Do you need STI's/unwanted pregnancies explained to you? Or are they a minor inconvenience that happens to other people and what on earth are they so worried about?
Getting involved with past lovers is never as easy as just "bang him/her for a bit of fun". Maybe for some blokes, but I would bet for the girl involved it was a massive mistake and you'd be morally wrong to take advantage of her again. I speak from experience - don't feel proud and don't get involved again.
. Maybe and I also still like to think girls are the fairer sex as well but in reality there are a healthy percentage of girls out there who think exactly like a healthy percentage of blokes out there in the loose-sex/with no morals category.Maybe for some blokes, but I would bet for the girl involved it was a massive mistake and you'd be morally wrong to take advantage of her again. I speak from experience
Alittle OT...At the end of the day we are all part of nature. There is no Judo-Christian court of justice waiting for us in the afterlife saying 'we saw you eye that taken-woman' or 'you once mis-described a STW sale'. Live with no regrets. **** it.
the Judo-Christian court of justice?
JESUS IS IT GRAPPLE TIME ALREADY?!?
Its coffee time 😐
Gohan, just hold the thought of how guilty she now feels - since her new boyfriend probably ended up stirring your porridge that very same day, in fact he's probably had a gobful of your man-lard [img] 
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I doubt she feels that guilty. Shes probably reached that point again where she has itchy-feet and is testing the water around her. No Im not a bitter-woman hater. Far from it, however just like STW is littered with men who are probably niave relationshipwise so is the world littered with ladies out there who love to **** and blame it on something minor in their childhood, or a nasty exboyfriend etc 🙄
[i](You sound like someone with almost no experience of Women Hora, and have so far been the most unpleasent misogynist on this thread - look at it as a warning -Mod)[/i]
just so you know yes was rubbered up, did not finish in face or hair, and she made a hasty exit as she had to get a train apparently, and i found out when we split up 6 months ago that she cheated on me and i found out in the morning as she was leaving that she is seeing someone that we both know and i will be the bigger man and leave it alone, however she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week, however once a cheat always a cheat so as we say at work, Mr Plough will not be geting involved!
Careful Gohan-don't let her hurt you again.
haha - naughty girl, oh deary me, she realises what she's missing now! 😉
Good on ya though, stay well away from this point forward...
[i]however she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week[/i]
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Shes tasted two men. Realised that she can have regular sex with more than one man. Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..
Not my words- someone on STW a couple of years back.
i wont, known her for long enough that i should have known better but if it wernt for her i would still be living in chaventry and not brilliant bristol so happy on that front! and no i wont be fitting hidden cameras............sorry,
...I still would though 😳
[i]Shes tasted two men[/i]
Only one answer then
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Hora lestened learnt always keep an Ace of spades up your sleeve
If we are ever in a pub together- I'll tell you some stories about girls I've met
Hora you naughty boy 😉
she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week
Told you so.
Ok, one (early) story. When I young I used to go with a girl from Hudds Poly. Obviously she was alot older than me. I once let myself in downstairs in the student house and walked in to find her boyfriend in bed with her. I said 'oops, I'll comeback later'- que hearing 'who the **** was that?!'. I cameback later. That girl was one of the wildest I have ever known sexually. 8)
wicked, simply wicked hora! 😆
After 18 months apart, I slept with my ex. We went on to get married and now have twin baby girls.
You have been warned. 😉
After 18 months apart, I slept with my ex. We went on to get married and now have twin baby girls.
Yes be very very careful Gohan. You might end up with a metrosexual car like MF as well 8)
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Fatsimon to the forum, please. I repeat, Fatsimon to the forum, please.
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You might end up with a metrosexual car like MF as well
🙂 Not that I get to drive it much these days - not very practical for all the paraphernalia that goes with the babies.
[i]Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..[/i]
Do you reckon hora will still talk like this when he's a babyfather?
Another fantastic effort all round chaps. 🙂
Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..
RACIST!