where did the OP go?
i think you'll find she has allready left...
did you rubber up?
Seeing as he posted this at 08.00 and she'd left by 09.00 I say he's probably getting some shut eye or teasing one out while sniffing the knickers she left.
how would you have sex and then still have energy to leave the room then bed down on the sofa? In my distant experience the only reason for sleeping on the sofa is to give the mattress time to dry out!
Quality biscuit boy, quality. pmsl reading that.
Sex with an ex is cool, if she becomes nasty any time soon tell her you had a bet and needed to win it.
Just Bang it again and say.
you was crap first time round but you couldnt remmeber how crap
Rubber up? Why is it imperative?
Rubber up? Why is it imperative?
Good grief, is that a serious question?? Do you need STI's/unwanted pregnancies explained to you? Or are they a minor inconvenience that happens to other people and what on earth are they so worried about?
Getting involved with past lovers is never as easy as just "bang him/her for a bit of fun". Maybe for some blokes, but I would bet for the girl involved it was a massive mistake and you'd be morally wrong to take advantage of her again. I speak from experience - don't feel proud and don't get involved again.
. Maybe and I also still like to think girls are the fairer sex as well but in reality there are a healthy percentage of girls out there who think exactly like a healthy percentage of blokes out there in the loose-sex/with no morals category.Maybe for some blokes, but I would bet for the girl involved it was a massive mistake and you'd be morally wrong to take advantage of her again. I speak from experience
Alittle OT...At the end of the day we are all part of nature. There is no Judo-Christian court of justice waiting for us in the afterlife saying 'we saw you eye that taken-woman' or 'you once mis-described a STW sale'. Live with no regrets. **** it.
the Judo-Christian court of justice?
JESUS IS IT GRAPPLE TIME ALREADY?!?
Its coffee time 😐
Gohan, just hold the thought of how guilty she now feels - since her new boyfriend probably ended up stirring your porridge that very same day, in fact he's probably had a gobful of your man-lard [img] 
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I doubt she feels that guilty. Shes probably reached that point again where she has itchy-feet and is testing the water around her. No Im not a bitter-woman hater. Far from it, however just like STW is littered with men who are probably niave relationshipwise so is the world littered with ladies out there who love to **** and blame it on something minor in their childhood, or a nasty exboyfriend etc 🙄
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just so you know yes was rubbered up, did not finish in face or hair, and she made a hasty exit as she had to get a train apparently, and i found out when we split up 6 months ago that she cheated on me and i found out in the morning as she was leaving that she is seeing someone that we both know and i will be the bigger man and leave it alone, however she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week, however once a cheat always a cheat so as we say at work, Mr Plough will not be geting involved!
Careful Gohan-don't let her hurt you again.
haha - naughty girl, oh deary me, she realises what she's missing now! 😉
Good on ya though, stay well away from this point forward...
[i]however she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week[/i]
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Shes tasted two men. Realised that she can have regular sex with more than one man. Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..
Not my words- someone on STW a couple of years back.
i wont, known her for long enough that i should have known better but if it wernt for her i would still be living in chaventry and not brilliant bristol so happy on that front! and no i wont be fitting hidden cameras............sorry,
...I still would though 😳
[i]Shes tasted two men[/i]
Only one answer then
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Hora lestened learnt always keep an Ace of spades up your sleeve
If we are ever in a pub together- I'll tell you some stories about girls I've met
Hora you naughty boy 😉
she txt me last night saying she wants to come see me this week
Told you so.
Ok, one (early) story. When I young I used to go with a girl from Hudds Poly. Obviously she was alot older than me. I once let myself in downstairs in the student house and walked in to find her boyfriend in bed with her. I said 'oops, I'll comeback later'- que hearing 'who the **** was that?!'. I cameback later. That girl was one of the wildest I have ever known sexually. 8)
wicked, simply wicked hora! 😆
After 18 months apart, I slept with my ex. We went on to get married and now have twin baby girls.
You have been warned. 😉
After 18 months apart, I slept with my ex. We went on to get married and now have twin baby girls.
Yes be very very careful Gohan. You might end up with a metrosexual car like MF as well 8)
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You might end up with a metrosexual car like MF as well
🙂 Not that I get to drive it much these days - not very practical for all the paraphernalia that goes with the babies.
[i]Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..[/i]
Do you reckon hora will still talk like this when he's a babyfather?
Another fantastic effort all round chaps. 🙂
Her heads been turned and the only thing that will turn it back is a spade..
RACIST!
Not my saying BD- its a bit bitter as well. ..but I've noticed a few girls like this.
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After a grumpy day this thread has cheered me up no end. Usual STW lack of helpfulness but amusing nonetheless.
I'm *so* hoping that Hora and his missus have a little girl, it's going to drive him insane knowing what the boys will be thinking of her when she grows up. I'm talking baseball bats, shotguns, knives, the works.
aye, then he'll also be safe in the knowledge that in 11 years time he'll get a spot on trisha as the youngest grandad in the area 🙂
nbt, keep up 🙄 its a boy! (yes we have already covered the gay-aspect).
I am still worried though. I spent most of my early years in A&E from falling off a coal shed, out of a tree, off a bike, down stairs, shot by an air rifle, having a dried pea removed from my nose...christ.
Half of STW wouldnt know what to do if they were alone with a female let alone in bed with one 😉
Half of STW wouldnt know what to do if they were alone with a female
Discuss IT support or SSC and the TangoBravoGate incident probably 😉
[joke]Saying that. If you put a female and another male in the same room as me I wouldnt be able to articulate or facilitate a conversation. I'd ask the bloke if he fancied a pint and kinda stare at the female[/joke]
How many of you lot would shag the ex given the opportunity, I bet the majority of you would like to revisit an old flame for a bit of rumpy pumpy...theres a couple of my ex's I would like to...and one of them is a best friend of my new neighbor whos moved in over the road, shes still fit as ****.
