if it's not messages with "The brightest LED from China", it's this crap:
From: "viviansueh" <viviansueh1@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients
Hello My Dear,
How are you? Hope you are fine? Well, I don't know how to start... well, am Miss vivian Suah, I am single and never been married. i will like to know you more and we can exchange pictures and know each other more. in this site i got your ID www.singletrackworld.com
thanks and hoping to hear from you soon
I wouldn't mind, but I googled Miss Suah and it turns out she's a dirty stop-out whore, and not the good kind.
she said she'd me mine forever 😥
I wouldn't mind, but I googled Miss Suah and it turns out she's a dirty stop-out whore, and not the good kind.
My condolences. Plenty more fish in the internet and all that.
Ditto.
Came to work after a chilly but fun ride and found her email.
Warmed my cockles and I thought [i]I[/i] was her [i]one and only[/i].
🙁
I challenge all rivals for her affections to a duel!
Consider the gauntlet thrown...
You can have her, she means nothing to me 🙁
I accept your honorable resignation from the chase...
She's got the clap. Hora told me.
That's what happens when you put your email on the internet for all to see. Duh.
Well, RM, I think you're just jealous....