Had someone with one had one hanging out.
Tell or stay schtum?
Dig out you hanky and wipe their nose for them.
You should, but via a euphemism.
'You've got a bat in the cave Your Majesty'
If you don't like them and don't have to look at it all day then no.
Reminds of the kid at school who had a bubble of snot on one nostril that expanded and contracted with his breathing. I'm sure all schools have one.
I always feel like saying something to people with really, really long abundant nasal hair sticking out like 5mm. I mean the wind must catch it and how can you not see it in the mirror?
Polite cough and "Bat in the cave, old chap" every time.
"Do noses run in your family?"
Always. But you have to call it a bat in the cave. If they don't understand what you mean you are not allowed to explain.
I always feel like saying something to people with really, really long abundant nasal hair
Never mind saying something, I've spent many a boring meeting wanting to reach across the table with some needle nosed pliers...
A simple but subtle point to their nose and a mock wipe of your nose without a hanky usually does the trick.
What are we, 3 year olds?
Jeez, how do you folk get through life pussy-footing around so much?
Ironically enough, I'm just at fancy rustic pub removing a rustic bogey and disposing of it onto their lovely rustic table.
For privacy's sake, I shall not disclose which pub but in the interest of h&s ...
Teehee!




