I couldn't live with a tax on string-o-shits. I feel sorry enough for them when I see how clumsy they are.

If the dwarfs bring in a height tax then I suggest anyone over 6ft start refusing to reach the whiskey, beans, pornomag's on the top shelves in shops for the little buggers

😆

Well, at least we won't descend into alcoholism, be excessively flatulent and go blind...

[url] http://jhpark.psy.bris.ac.uk/BuunkParkZurriaga2008EHB.pdf [/url]

Elf - I don't think its to do with feeling threatened by shorter people but you know when a giraffe sees a small yapping little dog running around under their feet so stamps on it to shut it up?

Yeah that! 😉 😆

All the best things come in small packages 8)

[i] but in the words of shakira my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains.[/i]

Moobs?? Lol

So = when do we start with the lanky buggers tax? they take up more than their fair of space, use more than their fair share of resources and then moan that things are too small for 'em. Cut 'em off and the knees I say.

Lots of people on here slag of fatties - are lanky buggers any better?

'scuse me, we only take up additional vertical air space which you are not using, and we make better use of resources like top shelves and cupboards etc., so we use less space and only extra resources that you more 'vertically challenged' types cant reach! 😛

Elf - I don't think

Bless. That'll be the extremely thin oxygen starved air you're forced to breathe, leading to diminished brain funktion. 🙁

Nah I'm sat down at the moment so perhaps its as well you give up on the beans as the air down here's a bit, well, rare! 😐

Don't stand up too quick. Yor head will drain of blood completely. 😯

As a 5'8" lady, I always make sure I stand downhill of my shorter female riding buddies for photos - I don't want to look like a giant!
And even I get asked to reach things off the top shelves in the shops (no, not those magazines!)

Elf's right, there is no recognised psychological condition that relates to the supposed Short Man Syndrome, but personally I think the word [i]short[/i] gets misunderstood and therein lies the answer.

Your height matters not...