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[Closed] Shoot the update guys?

 km79
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Slow it down a wee bit at least, give us a few split seconds of thinking time between each click! 😆


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:51 pm
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If you could slow it down a bit, that'd be grand.

Wouldn't want folk realising it actually takes me ten minutes to think of lightning fast witty comebacks.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:51 pm
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*LIKE*

oh 🙁


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:52 pm
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I find that if it's running slowly and I log out.. then log back in again it speeds it back up...

Logging out isn’t something I can ever do.

Unless I’ve literally just logged in of course.

But I reckon I’d need to be fast.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:52 pm
 km79
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Posted : 03/01/2018 5:55 pm
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Yaaaaaaay........... now I can do no work at all. That was getting stressful!


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:56 pm
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I'm just clicking about the forum like a crazy person!
The number of ad impressions must have just tripled!


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 5:58 pm
 Mark
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What Andy has done here is metaphorically unscrewed the u-bend on the shower and removed a massive clump of soggy, matted hair (including some ginger ones, which is strange as there's no one in the house with ginger hair), and now the water just gets sucked down the plug hole..

or something like that.

🙂


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 6:00 pm
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there's no one in the house with ginger hair
somebody's not naturally mousey, obvz


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 6:03 pm
 Drac
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The tech guys are reporting a bit of breakthrough today.
Some code was doing some pretty awful resource hungry and totally pointless things.

They closed the EU thread.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 6:38 pm
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I guess the Intel chip news could have an impact?


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 7:02 pm
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CoooWeee... it’s all a bit..

Innit..

😀


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 7:05 pm
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Just to add to the discussion, opening the site, and opening this thread and the last couple of pages seems very much quicker than it has been.
Now, this may be down to my new router combined with the boost in my broadband speed that I’ve apparently been given now showing an effect, I can’t be certain, but it certainly seems quicker than last night.
And I’m still not getting any virus warnings, popups, or any of the other crap that some have been bitching about, I still don’t have a ‘P’, and I’m still running the latest version of iOS on my iPad Pro, using DuckDuckGo as my default search via Safari.
There, that should cover just about everything.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 7:18 pm
 Drac
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The HH 6 is shite Countzero I got rid of mine after a few weeks.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 7:38 pm
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All we need now is software that goes to first unread post and we'd be golden.


 
Posted : 03/01/2018 8:10 pm
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