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[Closed] Shock news: Cars don't grip on snow - last night's posh-girl encounter.

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Stroke to a layman. The blood appears like a spiderweb under scans hence the name.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 10:59 am
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who'd've thunk doctors could be so romantically descriptive?


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:00 am
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Always remember my second ever driving lesson, 17y.o., day after boxing day. About 4" of snow had been dumped overnight & it was still snowing & I had a scheduled lesson for that day, & I was expecting the lesson to be cancelled.

But no, my instructor turned up, & his reckoning was that in the future, at some point, I would have to drive in snow, so I might as well learn in it. Even though it was only my 2nd lesson, for sure it was the most valuable.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:00 am
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If you don't know snow is slippery, how can you be expected to know that it might be dangerous to drive around in it?

Catch 22 - if you're really dim you aren't bright enough to know how dim you are.

Range Rover Sport - 6 ft off my back bumper the whole way

I usually pull over when this happens.

What is it with this forum and the seemingly limitless contempt for other people? What happened to humanity and kindness and empathy? Is this what Santa died for?

Definitely comment of the year. What a hero!


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:02 am
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come on people lets get back to the real question we are all wanting to ask...

young girl is discovered by helpful passer by down a dark lane where she cant get her car to move

was there steamy window involved in the thank you?


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:03 am
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Stroke to a layman. The blood appears like a spiderweb under scans hence the name.

What a great piece of knowledge, thank you!


 
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Totally agree with what iDave said, there really is an abundance of smug people on this thread. You would honestly walk past someone rather than help them? That's a pathetic way to behave


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:05 am
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You could of fulfilled her fantasy a knight riding towards her on a shiny steed, driven her car out of trouble then getting your reward from fair maiden.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:07 am
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U31 - you're presuming you'll never need any help in future through your own ignorance or error. You are invincible and I claim my £5 NHS voucher


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:10 am
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I have owned between 5 and 15 4wd vehicles per year sine i was about 18 year old, driven them in far worse conditions then these and seldom got stuck, only once had to be towed out to be rescued,and even then i could have self extracted, but opted for the easiest method of recovery.

For the last 3 year i havent needed a 4wd for work, so 2wd hatchbacks vans and mpv's have been my choice. These 2 wd cars have been to the same farms the landrovers have, and never got stuck, last winter i was all over the north yorks moors and never got stuck, this winter, so far- touch wood-i havent got stuck. No chains. No winter tyres. Just a shovel a brush some sacks and carpet mats for traction, and plenty of layered clothing.
I wouldnt class myself as an excetional driver, i merely risk asses the situation. If a road looks impassable, i will turn around.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:11 am
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I'm sitting LOLing at you lot. What colour was the car? Might have to make a phone call


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:11 am
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U31 - driving around in the sticks you get a lot of smooth packed snow, which is actually a fair bit grippier than the salty slush you get in cities.. just sayin 🙂


 
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(do people like bazzer really exist? You know, in the real world? Or are they internet bots programmed to spoil any sense of humour the internet may have? They bloody annoy me anyway.)

Original story was really funny so see I do exist and I do like a joke 🙂

I'd have left her where she sat, no advice. Reward idiocy with the contempt it richly deserves.

It was just not funny, There are a lot of people involved in outdoor sports with this attitude, if your crap at something then you should stay at home. I guess these people were born good at everything.

Yes, she's far less likely to cause an accident while stationary.

Funnier 🙂

Bazzer


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:19 am
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Totally agree with what iDave said, there really is an abundance of smug people on this thread. You would honestly walk past someone rather than help them? That's a pathetic way to behave

+ a million


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:20 am
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[i]It was just not funny,[/i] to me

FTFY


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:21 am
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I live in Bolton, and Manchester - plenty of hardpack ice on the back roads.


 
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I have owned between 5 and 15 4wd vehicles per year sine i was about 18 year old

Blimey, you go through that many cars a year?
You are Arthur Daley AICMFP.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:22 am
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Blimey, you go through that many cars a year?

Yeah he had to get a new one every time the old one got stuck/crashed.


 
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there are some smug people on here but you also have someone driving a car in snow with no idea what to do when it does not grip [or indeed that it is slippy] and they just stop in the middle of the road blocking it for other users- seriously is this SAFE?. I am also on these roads with this person and in all honesty I would prefer she had stayed at home given her skil and knowledge base.
gender looks are not important but clearly she is not a skilled driver


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:24 am
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I'm learning to drive, test cancelled 3 times due to weather! But learning on the ice and snow has been really valuble. Learning to brake slower and use engine breaking at junctions, steering into skids etc.. All good fun. Should have started this driving thing years ago.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:24 am
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Saturday afternoon driving back from Cambridge roads were 5" deep in fresh snow so very slow going. All the other drivers behaving sensibly, nice low speed, plenty stopping distances etc. But not for the king of the road in the Porsche 4x4 tailgating me all along. 12 inches if my back bumper for miles then at the first sign of a break in oncoming traffic, they floor it, immediately spinning it and coming to rest on the other side if the road facing back where they had come form. Natural justice!


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:24 am
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I certainly was, Ocrider, i used to deal in them in a former life.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:26 am
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Ha ha thought I might know who this was but she's skiing.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:26 am
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there's 60 million people in the UK emsz, you probably dont know who this is. 🙂

have a sherry.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:28 am
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The purist, i aint crashed since i was 18. A mini snapped a trackrod end off and i hit a wall, and i was plainly driving too fast for the conditions in a peugeot 305. Young, daft and inexperienced in both instances.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:29 am
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At the risk of incurring the righteous indignation of the great and good on here:

You're driving on a quiet country road you know well when your lights die with only a few miles to go. Full moon and clear sky. Do you stop and walk/taxi/lift or just go on slowly, pulling in when cars pass?


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:38 am
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I'd drive flat out Al, get home much sooner, less time to be a danger...


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:50 am
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Eh? I don't get it al. Your lights have died but your car is still drivable? So all the bulbs have broke at the same time? Assuming you can't fix the lights yourself, walk. Lights are to show your visibility not just illuminate the road.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:51 am
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Catflees, ihad that happen once.
The diodes in the alternater failed, causing all bulbs including instruments, to blow simultaneously when the voltage spiked.
And yes i carefully drove on.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 11:53 am
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There are a lot of assumptions being made about this woman's driving ability and knowledge of snow/ice conditions based on someone elses assumptions based on a short conversation.


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:06 pm
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Its an internet forum, mate, thats how it works.
It aint real life ya knaaaa...


 
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A 20 year old posh girl lacking common sense?

top notch 😉


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:12 pm
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A friend's daughter got stuck in a queue of traffic with white van man stuck at the front. She got out of the car and went and asked if she could help. White van man sneered and said 'Why, what are you going to do?". She calmly said, "put it in second and take your foot off the accelerator". Seconds later that van drove off and the queue got going. She went back to her car with congratulations from the queue. 😀


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:13 pm
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A 20 year old posh girl lacking common sense?

top notch

"If i just push this "joystick" up there, i promise you the car will move.."

😈


 
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A friend's daughter got stuck in a queue of traffic with white van man stuck at the front. She got out of the car and went and asked if she could help. White van man sneered and said 'Why, what are you going to do?". She calmly said, "put it in second and take your foot off the accelerator". Seconds later that van drove off and the queue got going. She went back to her car with congratulations from the queue.

in the wordz of da kidz: EPIC WIN 😀


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:15 pm
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I still don't see what her being "posh" has to do with it.


 
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You're driving on a quiet country road you know well when your lights die with only a few miles to go. Full moon and clear sky. Do you stop and walk/taxi/lift or just go on slowly, pulling in when cars pass?

I had this happen to me last winter. My full beams and fogs still worked so I whacked the full beams on, dipping to fogs when there was oncoming traffic, and got myself to safety. Am I a bad man?


 
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I had this happen to me last winter. My full beams and fogs still worked so I whacked the full beams on, dipping to fogs when there was oncoming traffic, and got myself to safety. Am I a bad man?

Happened to me this winter. I'll join you in badness 🙂


 
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U31 - Member
Its an internet forum, mate, thats how it works.
It aint real life ya knaaaa...

Really?


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:25 pm
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Dunno.

I thought it sounded good. 🙁


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:26 pm
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Ha ha thought I might know who this was but she's skiing.

Presumably she does know that snow is slippy 🙂


 
Posted : 21/12/2010 12:29 pm
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Blimey, thought that everyone might have a giggle but wasn't expecting this to start a huge debate.

The road wasn't that steep and there were places to turn around just behind her, so no need for me to be a gallant hero type (whatever the reward). We have a lot of useless posh in the Bath/Bristol area. When I got home my girlfriend was stunned that anyone could know so little about driving, but she did grow up in mid-wales where they have proper snow.

Further along my journey were a set of tracks down a steep hill, into the bank and showing that a neat 180 spin followed. Both incidents were on small back lanes which are a short cut between major (gritted) roads, neither have any houses on them, so there was no need for anyone to be driving there. Great riding though.

The lack of common sense has genuinely come as a surprise, despite the stereotypes...


 
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I went to Uni in Bristol with someone that didn't know how a tin opener worked. She was a medical student - apparently the maid did that sort of thing at home... 🙄


 
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We have a lot of useless posh in the Bath/Bristol area

I used to work in Bath, there's a lot of useless non-posh there too


 
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Hmmmmmm. Having read all this I think what we can all take from this thread is that everyone in Bristol/Bath is useless.

From the posts I regularly see here, that would apply to every area apart from the tea-leaving of expensive bikes. They seem to be quite good at that down there


 
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