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slighty incapacitated at home. just sat through a Stacey Dooley doc about Japan...
interesting enough material, but Ms. Dooley? then i see there are loads of things presented by her.
who gave her a job?
who else beggers your belief?
Clarkson
Matt Baker
Clarkson......but I like him now.
shoplifter bloke and his miss piggy looking mrs.
Whoever the woman on the one show is, she's hopelessly rubbish.
Helen Skelton.
Phil Spencer.
Nicky Campbell.
Noel Edmonds.
The smug, greasy little tosser who presents Rude Tube.
Clarkson & Matt Baker obviously.
Whoever else comes up in this thread, Stacey Dooley really is an order of magnitude worse. It's a bonefide mystery that she continues to find work.
Stacey Dooley is a bit of a conundrum - on the face of it she is a complete loon, but I watched the show she did on Greece and in the end she asked some questions that other presenters have shied away from. I reckon she's not as daft as she sounds - but by ghod does she sound daft!!
[i]shoplifter bloke and his miss piggy looking mrs.[/i]
😆 can picture them precisely from that description!
i'm intrigued.... who is the shoplifter with ms piggy?
Dermot O'Leary - an empty vessel without anything interesting to say.
i'm intrigued.... who is the shoplifter with ms piggy?
Richard & Judy, of course
Matt Baker
i had a newfound respect for him when he asked cameron how he managed to sleep at night at the end of the one show.
shoplifter bloke and his miss piggy looking mrs.
Richard and Judy?
That little pipsqueak who does those 'Equator', 'Tropic of Capricorn' type things. Luckiest bloke in telly, landing that gig.
Mmmm
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an empty vessel without anything interesting to say.
in other words..... 'a presenter' - thats pretty much the job
shoplifter bloke and his miss piggy looking mrs.
Mrs? I thought that was his mum! 🙂
Adrian Chiles - doesn't matter what he's presenting, he just smothers it in his "can't be bothered, don't really care" demeanour.
Feltz.
Normally I'd be on the Clarkson bandwagon too, but I'll give him leeway for PQ17 and the VC thing. Top Gear is tiresome bilge, however.
Adrian Chiles
+1
That cookery fella with the black greasy hair. Nigel Slater.
Ok so he can cook a bit, but do we have to have superzoom close-ups to see every pore on his smug, lipless FACE?
I found clarcksons bombastic style too much for the convoy doc
I mean, she's got other redeeming features, but she has a pretty wooden, forced style imho..
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That cookery fella with the black greasy hair. Nigel Slater.
Ok so he can cook a bit, but do we have to have superzoom close-ups to see every pore on his smug, lipless FACE?
more to the point - who would trust a skinny cook?
Thats not to say his content isn't great - he can write really well about food but he can't convey it well on camera. Presenting is a skill/profession in its own right and sadly he'd be better off putting his words in someone else's mouth.
Mmmm
What's she doing with her hands to give Richard that smile on his face?
Guy Martin.
Jeremy Vine.
Bwian Cox.
Russell Howard.
Gary Linker.
Bruce Forsythe.
Dara O'Brien.
Melvyn Brag.
Jeremy Vine again.
[i]What's she doing with her hands to give Richard that smile on his face?[/i]
She smells of shopping trolly
kayak how dare you speak ill of victoria coren (mitchell)
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CaptainFlashheart - Member
Guy Martin.
Filthy blasphemer.
Stephen Mulhern! 😯 Pathetic!
Jeremy Vine
Andrew Marr
The brunette Lass off the One Show
Adrian Chiles
The blond thingumywoman who presents that Footballish nonsence
Cat Deely
The tall orange one and his wooden clothes horse.
Oh, now, come on - Jeremy Vine is ace!
kimbers - Member
I found clarcksons bombastic style too much for the convoy doc
+1
and +1 for the pic of VC!
Tony Robinson
Only saw Chiles for the first time presenting the Arsenal game at the weekend, he was total gash! Stumbling thourgh the teams etc like he had never heard of any of them.
That Ortis fella who did the gadget show. I seem to remember some real car crash telly where he was presenting athletics.... I think he was actually replaced soon after... Not seen him since actually.
Oh and the Winkleman woman... Can't stand her.
Most of the previous seem to be personal like, rather than incompetence. Clarkson FFS! You may think he's a ****, but he's a great presenter.
Anyway, nothing can compare to this:
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Claudia Winkleman.....dear oh dear!
Is it only me that stares at her eye make up wondering what on earth she has done?
susanna reid. pure dobber.
Winkleman and Davina McColl, although it is hilarious that at an early point in their careers some old hand has told them that gurning makes them look interesting as a joke, but they still continue to believe it. It is the equivalent of an apprentice being sent to stores for a left handed screwdriver or a tin of tartan paint, and still asking if they are in stock yet, 30 years later.
Good shout on Davina McColl
I'll go Davina McCall and Adrian Chiles again, both so self satisfied with no real indication of self consciousness.
Gillian McKeith. Now there was a shit-presenter and a fraud to boot.
Still not as bad as Gabby Logan, though.
Here's one I was struggling to think of earlier: