Sharpe Vs. Bauer
 

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Currently watching the entire back catalogue of Sharpe on DVD. Cant decide who'd win in a battle (ignoring technological differences) , Richard Sharpe or Jack Bauer.

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Pretty sure my mum would vote for Sharpe, though this is probably for aesthetic reasons.


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:47 pm
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Has to be Sharpe I think. A bally British hero what.


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:48 pm
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Henno

😉


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:49 pm
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sharpe would kick his ass , then bum his daughter 😉


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:49 pm
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Bauer wouldn't last 20 minutes without his phone and band of helpers.


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:52 pm
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Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:52 pm
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Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.

Respect is due, I have a bladder the size of a walnut. An episode of 24 where I was Jack Bower, would involve at least 20 minutes of me looking for a 20 pence piece to have a piss at Waterloo Station.


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 8:56 pm
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Jack Bauer for sure... Sharpe would spend too much time looking like a ponce / NR


 
Posted : 18/08/2010 9:03 pm
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Sharpe, unless an attractive gormless female distracted him.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 6:55 am
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Sharpe. He can survive anything and needs no modern technology to do it.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 7:03 am
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Sharpe had an irish mate who sang songs about the hills and far away.
He also saw liz hurley's bangers.
nuff said.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 7:04 am
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Sharpe every time. He can get battles won in a lot less than 24 hours. And he's from Sheffield.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 7:27 am
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Bauer goes for p!sses, dumps and eats during the ad breaks 😉


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 7:34 am
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Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire! 😉


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:09 am
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[i]Bauer he saves the world[/i]

No, he saves the U S of A. 🙄

Although, I think Bauer has a certain technique when questioning suspects that I think Sharpe would have trouble matching.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:18 am
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Sharpe - e can subb a fag out on his tongue. double arrd


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:21 am
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Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire!

Same thing in Sharpe's day! The British invented the World, Sharpe kicked it's ass.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:23 am
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Even Chuck Norris wishes he was Sharpe.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:24 am
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sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:28 am
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Jack Tanner....

Though in the second book he got his arse kicked a few times and didnt really come out on top without German bombs...

so I think Sharpe is probably better placed..


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:42 am
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sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.

kudos to you badnewz.


 
Posted : 19/08/2010 8:49 am