Currently watching the entire back catalogue of Sharpe on DVD. Cant decide who'd win in a battle (ignoring technological differences) , Richard Sharpe or Jack Bauer.
Pretty sure my mum would vote for Sharpe, though this is probably for aesthetic reasons.
Has to be Sharpe I think. A bally British hero what.
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sharpe would kick his ass , then bum his daughter 😉
Bauer wouldn't last 20 minutes without his phone and band of helpers.
Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.
Don't forget that Bauer can go 24 hours, without eating, drinking or even going for a dump.. Or at least he did on the season 2.
Respect is due, I have a bladder the size of a walnut. An episode of 24 where I was Jack Bower, would involve at least 20 minutes of me looking for a 20 pence piece to have a piss at Waterloo Station.
Jack Bauer for sure... Sharpe would spend too much time looking like a ponce / NR
Sharpe, unless an attractive gormless female distracted him.
Sharpe. He can survive anything and needs no modern technology to do it.
Sharpe had an irish mate who sang songs about the hills and far away.
He also saw liz hurley's bangers.
nuff said.
Sharpe every time. He can get battles won in a lot less than 24 hours. And he's from Sheffield.
Bauer goes for p!sses, dumps and eats during the ad breaks 😉
Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire! 😉
[i]Bauer he saves the world[/i]
No, he saves the U S of A. 🙄
Although, I think Bauer has a certain technique when questioning suspects that I think Sharpe would have trouble matching.
Sharpe - e can subb a fag out on his tongue. double arrd
Bauer he saves the world, Sharpe saves the British Empire!
Same thing in Sharpe's day! The British invented the World, Sharpe kicked it's ass.
Even Chuck Norris wishes he was Sharpe.
sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.
Jack Tanner....
Though in the second book he got his arse kicked a few times and didnt really come out on top without German bombs...
so I think Sharpe is probably better placed..
sharpe's willy grew a willy, and even that willy is bigger than bauer's willy.
kudos to you badnewz.


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