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[Closed] Secret Santa: what can be got for a fiver?

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Hellohohoho,

So got roped into a secret santa at work..... £5 the limit!

Its for a bloke.

Suggestions please

Liam


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:33 pm
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5 things from Poundland


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:36 pm
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Nerf gun


 
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Nerf Gun

amazing!


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:40 pm
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Stick the fiver in an envelope. Write his name on the front.


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:41 pm
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Try in the [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/secret-santa-gifts-5-and-10 ]other thread[/url]


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:45 pm
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Rip a ten pound note in half, put it in an envelope....


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 2:56 pm
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Posted : 08/12/2016 2:59 pm
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A coffee mug with an offensive slogan on it.

Thinking of buying one for myself, but I'm torn, its either

[b]Do I look like a F**g people person? * off.[/b]

and

[b]And despite the look on my face, you are still talking to me[/b]


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 3:08 pm
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£5 voucher.


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 3:11 pm
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mattyfez - I placed an order for a job lot of those mugs for various peoples Christmas presents. The one I got myself says 'Behold the field in which I grow my ****s! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou will see that it is a barren!" 🙂


 
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Google "UNT mug"


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 3:18 pm
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A massive £4 PickNmix pot of sweets from Tesco.


 
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4 stella and a scratch card.


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 3:30 pm
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Working in an office, I'd planned to buy this for whoever I got in the secret santa, read most of it in Waterstone's and it was pretty funny, and accurate.

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Turns out I got the one person who probably wouldn't appreciate it very much though.

He's a big Rangers (or Celtic, one of them anyway) fan, so I could get him that compliation CD I saw advertised: 'Now that's what I call Sectarian!'. Just hope it wasn't a spoof advert...


 
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Monk

You are a genius.... Just ordered that from Amazon. Great heads up there fella.


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 7:27 pm
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Some unfortunate at work will be the proud recipient of this tomorrow.

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[url= http://www.kiteworld.co.uk/acatalog/HQ_Mini_Rainbow_Pocket_Sled_Kite.html?gclid=CLrB3uus5dACFc287Qodfz8Hcw#.WEm3b-inyf0 ]Just £4.99 for a kite. They'll be ungrateful, though. [/url]


 
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I've got to get one for a director who just announced he's leaving/retiring.

Was hoping to get some inspiration from this thread but not seen anything better than my original thought....

Pickled walnuts


 
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I filled an old whiskey bottle with jelly beans and wrapped it up 🙂


 
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get an old laptop and smash the keyboard in and stick a cheap plant in a pot in it


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 9:29 pm
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4 twin packs of Jaffa cakes in Dealz/Poundland (actually £1.20 land on the Isle of Man...) and 20p in a charity jar???


 
Posted : 08/12/2016 11:42 pm