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Now I had always thought that the [i]scuba diver scooped up in water for forest fire[/i] was an urban legend but cycling through the woods this morning I saw a scuba diving fin by the side of the track. Now this is probably a mile from the nearest road so not fly tipped or thrown out of a car window, nowhere near the sea and a fair way from the nearest lake (not that you'd want to dive in it anyway) so what on earth was it doing there?? ❓ I might go back and see if there is any more scuba kit there.....

Any feasible ideas as to how it got there??? Anybody lost a fin??

For the full legend, see the darwin awards http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-03.html


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:33 am
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Your post has meant that the goal of whoever put it there has been achieved.


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:36 am
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When biking through the Highlands this summer I came across a boat near the top of a mountain and at least 100 metres higher than the nearest body of water. I couldn't see any means by which it could have been sailed there. Do you think I've found Noah's Ark?


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:39 am
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Natrix, that was mine. i lost it while out walking the dog (backwards) this morning


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:42 am
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i lost it while out walking the dog (backwards) this morning

Is that a thing now?? Finned up dog walking??

What colour was your fin??


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:43 am
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there's parts of the new forest where those are absolutely required, even in summer

... or it was a prop from some sort of alien/mermaid deathpron photoshoot


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:46 am
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What colour was your fin??

it's the same colour as the other one 😆


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:49 am
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By removing it, you've inadvertently ruined the final shot in a French surreallist nature documentary.


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:53 am
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D*mn you're good


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 10:58 am
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By removing it, you've inadvertently ruined the final shot in a French surreallist nature documentary.

Funnily enough Mrs Natrix is French so I am well aware of French surreallist nature documentaries and so I left it there (it was too big to fit in my work bag and I have no need for a single large scuba fin)


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 11:00 am
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D*mn you're good

Isn't he just?


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 11:01 am
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bah - that's the joke 🙄


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 11:05 am
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Could be there for any reason. Fancy dress ride/walk springs to mind.

Once went up Pen Y Fan with a group of friends and found a proper pub pool table near the top, complete with balls, cues and triangle! We did try having a game but it was on the slant so no good. Local paper reported the next week it had been carried up there by the local rugby team as a charity exercise.

[url= http://http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/scuba-diver-vs-helicopter/ ]Oh and Mythbusters say no.[/url]


 
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feeling mislead


 
Posted : 20/12/2017 11:19 am
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alien/mermaid deathpron photoshoot

I'm still recovering from the last pron shoot I stumbled across, in an out of the way chancel (like a little church) some people have no shame 😯


 
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When biking through the Highlands this summer I came across a boat near the top of a mountain and at least 100 metres higher than the nearest body of water. I couldn't see any means by which it could have been sailed there. Do you think I've found Noah's Ark?

Is this it..

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Posted : 20/12/2017 2:31 pm