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I'm surrounding by bloody idiots in my office. It is pronounced to rhyme with "gone" not bloody "cone".

How could the former pronunciation possibly be posh?

Morons the lot of em.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:29 am
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Tell 'em that you'll eat theirs until they pronounce it properly. 😆


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:32 am
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Its sgone in scotland

Un less its schoon palace.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:33 am
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Fastest cake in the world...

Only works with the correct pronunciation


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:34 am
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Keep up Scotroutes


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:39 am
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NO - you are wrong - otherwise it would be spelt 'scon'


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:46 am
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Rhymes with cone for me. Pronounced as it’s spelt.
The other way always sounds posh/pretentious to me.
Sorry.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:46 am
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What is discussed more, how to pronounce scones or threads on singletrack on how to pronounce scones?

The answer is threads on cream or jam first 😀


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:49 am
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NO - you are wrong - otherwise it would be spelt 'scon'

So you spell "gone" as "gon", and "one" as "on", do you?

Morone 😉


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:54 am
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check the small print in ya contract


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:58 am
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Bez - obviously 'gone' should be spelled 'gon' and 'one' as 'won'

Smart as 😉


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 11:59 am
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Posted : 19/01/2018 12:00 pm
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[i]Morons the lot of em. [/i]

Although they're not the ones that posted in the wrong forum.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:02 pm
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Bez - obviously 'gone' should be spelled 'gon' and 'one' as 'won'

Smart as

No.

One is pronounce 'wun'.
Gone is pronounced 'gon', not 'gun'.
'Scone' is pronounced 'scon'.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:02 pm
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Scone rhymes with stone.

And cream first.

Other, wrong, opinions are available.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:08 pm
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Scone rhymes with stone. And cream first.

FETCH BOTH OF MY PITCHFORKS


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:11 pm
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Scone rhymes with stone.

This, though I don't care what order things go on, as long as it's on 😀


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:15 pm
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Ah it’s that time again.

Coming up next Jam or Cream fist.

It rhymes with On.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:17 pm
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Coming up next Jam or Cream fist.

Cream.

Need all the lubrication you can get for that sort of thing.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:17 pm
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Scone rhymes with stone.

And cream first.

The only way this post could've been more wrong is if Jamba had written it. (-:


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:21 pm
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A scone exists for one purpose, and one purpose alone. And that is to facilitate the consumption of as much clotted cream as possible.

So, in this scheme of things, the jam's role is much like that of butter in a sandwich: it's not there to feature in its own right, it's there to help you eat more of the other, better stuff without your mouth getting stuck together or any other unpleasantness occurring. (Jam has precisely the same role in a PBJ sandwich, where a thin layer of it lets you eat twice as much peanut butter without gluing your face shut for the rest of the day.)

A thin layer of jam is plenty: just like butter on bread. And then on top of this you spoon as much clotted cream as you have available. If the scone isn't twice its height by the time you've stuck cream on it then something's gone wrong. (If your tea shop has not provided enough cream for this, go and shout rudely at them.)

Loaded up properly like this, one scone should be quite adequate, leaving you at the point of feeling borderline sick but massively satisfied with the amount of clotted cream you've put away, and ready for the rest of the day down the middle class tin mine.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:26 pm
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... is the right answer. And bonus points for being the only person outside of the US other than me who knows how to make a PBJ.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:28 pm
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... is the right answer.

except flip the jam on top.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:31 pm
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Cream.

Need all the lubrication you can get for that sort of thing.

😳

😆


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:31 pm
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except flip the jam on top.

If you can spread jam on top of cream, you have insufficient cream. Redo from start.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:43 pm
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Just a spoonful of jam dropped on top. Think of it as a gentle snowcap of jam on the cream mountain.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:46 pm
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pronounced to rhyme with gone. Jam first.

wars have been fought over less I suspect. 😆


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:47 pm
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Posted : 19/01/2018 12:49 pm
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what? no raisins?

[runs away]


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:50 pm
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I am the TM for a bakery that produces over a million scones a day i probably consume more scones that most. I get asked the 'Scon' or 'Scone' question a lot. 'Scone' is my answer :D.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:52 pm
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Excellent map Drac

"Sco[s]oo[/s]ne" Palace it is then..


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:57 pm
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I am the TM for a bakery that produces over a million scones a day i probably consume more scones that most. I get asked the 'Scon' or 'Scone' question a lot. 'Scone' is my answer :D.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean your answer is right...


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:57 pm
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Just a spoonful of [s]jam[/s] Cream dropped on top. Think of it as a gentle snowcap [s]of jam[/s] on the [s]cream [/s] jam mountain.

😛


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:00 pm
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Cone & cream on top f@£" in heathens 👿


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:03 pm
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scone= sgone.

as much cream and jam as you can get on it without having to use two hands to shove it in your mouth, or have the GF tut at you as you gag everso slightly as you've really got to much food in your mouth. Complain loudly for the rest of the day that you have a tummy ache.

Get no pudding later on.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:08 pm
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One does not eat a tattie scown


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:14 pm