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I'm both fascinated by them and terrified of them in equal measure.
what "issues" does she have with her water bowl?
Next time you are in a petrol station at night look above the pumps to see if there are any webs stretching up to the canopy.
We stopped at the Tesco filling station in Carlisle on our way back from Scotland last month and there were loads (100+) of very large garden spiders like these:
Fascinating to watch as they moved steadily around their webs sorting out the day's catch.
Was a gibbering wreck when we camped (yes CAMPED!!!) in Oz. We had a massive huntsman spider in our tent one night, saw loads of redbacks, etc.
Used to wake up thinking I was covered in them - got to near phobia stuff.
Don't like big UK spiders but I'll happily splat and remove them. Will pick smaller ones up and remove them - big ones need killing IMO!
Looking at this thread just proves you poms are a bunch of p**ftas! LOL!
... just kidding.
Seriously UK house spiders are really chilled. If you really need it dead, get 2 paper towels go up slowly to it, grab it, squish it, done. It won't move and it won't feel a thing. You won't even get guts on your wall. Just don't go playing whack, chase with a rolled up magazine as you'll miss, it'll run about and you'll panic, your aim will get worse, it'll crawl up your leg and you'll scream like a girl! ... p**ftas!
House spiders can bite - not nasty but it's like a little sting.
We have big fat black orb type spiders in our garden. I got bitten by one of them while clearing the garden this summer. Hand was sore for a week but was no worse than I get from wasps and bees. Went a little black and unpleasant looking though.
we have one similar to the OP's. It patrols the house, mainly living in the bathroom but visiting the living room every couple of weeks. Like elfin, I approve of them and rescue them when they get stuck in the bath ๐
i have a 'big phobia' of spiders...even looking at those pictures made me cringe....how come they are soooo much bigger in the 'autumn/winter' time ? i guess the little critters have been feeding their bellys up over summer and some of them on stretch machines for their extra long legs...grrrrrr ๐ 
Yesterday, I looked at Becky's photo of her critter and thought "Wow, not seen ones like that since I used to live back in my hometown, glad we don't get them here".
Went to brush my teeth and there was a mahoosive one just like it in the bath. It was still there this morning, so Mr Toast ejected it from the premises. Then I noticed there was ANOTHER ONE under the sink.
I swear it's like Ringu or something. Everyone who's looked at Becky's photo will now have massive spiders in their house, emerging from their hiding places for viewing pleasure.
I swear it's like Ringu or something. Everyone who's looked at Becky's photo will now have massive spiders in their house, emerging from their hiding places for viewing pleasure.
There's definitely something going on, went for a ride this morning, there was a spider on my bike in the garage, another that fell on me when I pulled my bike out and then 3 had made their home around the mirror on my car (none as big as that one mind...). It's not good!
yep, it's colder and damper so they're all moving inside.... ๐There's definitely something going on
been a while since i've seen owt quite so big as the OP one in our house. Had one last winter that patrolled the lounge though - I wanted to try and train it to light the fire, bring logs in and collect cold beers from the kitchen, however, the Mrs insisted it left the building... I'd shift it, next day it was back...
This year we have the puppy so I guess spider chasing games will ensue...
S'fine. Keep pandering to her attention seeking then, because 99% of the time, that's all it is, you know.
Yeah of course, she is just attention seeking. I won't bore you all with the details of how much detail she puts into her attention seeking as, after all, she just deserves a good slap at be told to MTFU ehh?
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