I'm not going to paste a link on here, but the gadget review site www.gizmag.com has a very very funny review of a USB controled, adult toy. I'll leave you to find it.
But the summary is:
Without question, I'm prepared to nominate this as the best I've ever had – and as a child of the Internet age, that's a big pile to sit on top of.
Thanks, I needed a smile today 🙂
[i] It looks like a large, plastic marrow, or perhaps a mechwarrior's forearm[/i]
Modeled on an ex of mine then.
Just finished the article: "Sweet Jean"! 😆
Will there be a stw subscriber discount ?
Will there be a stw subscriber discount
You'd hope so. 😉
Apologies to the mods for including a word in the quote that is classed as a swear word.
the best [blank] I've ever had
Fairly obvious what it should be...
Sad, incredibly sad. Dabs don't appear to be stocking it yet. 🙁
Hey, it could be the start of something: virtual safe sex with the partner. Her USB device linked to his!
[i] it could be the start of something: virtual safe sex with the partner. Her USB device linked to his![/i]
Yeah, I'm feeling that. (Not literally, of course)
Can we get the song to no.1 on the download charts?? Chuckletastic!
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no way am i sticking anything into that.
Looks like a potato peeler no?
Just a few small technological steps to this...
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Red Dwarf's AR Machine
it could be the start of something: virtual safe sex with the partner. Her USB device linked to his!
If you're on windows you may catch an STi 😆
*nosubarujokesplease
I'm still waiting for a USB Toaster 🙂
Does it have a HDMI cable ?
And as such, it's over within 10 minutes – and there I am, sitting in front of my laptop, red-faced and with veins popping out of my temples. I'm out of breath and I've worked up a sweat, and yet I've barely moved for the last quarter of an hour.
Just another day on a "What tyres for" or "Notice Of Intending Prosecution Arrived" thread.
Waiting for the Clarkson / Top Gear V8 version..
Nothing to see, feel, clean up, here...
There goes any chance of geeks inheriting the earth.
Surely thats a Pasta maker?
"with the wife and labrador looking on" 😯
Didn't Woody Allen have something similar in the film 'Sleeper'?
Favorite quote...
It strikes me, as I look down at the Realtouch device nuzzling my crotch like a baby goat sucking on a bottle, that I'm now effectively masturbating professionally.
Checks link in OP. Rechecks.
No, it says gizmag. No J, only one z.
[i]Didn't Woody Allen have something similar in the film 'Sleeper'?[/i]
Hmm, must've been an LPT port version... pretty sure PCs didn't have a USB connector back then.
Brilliant, although I worry about the blokes wife & why she left the room 😯
hope they don't issue any emergency recalls after problems arise.
I wonder who tests these? it would have to be a very lot of money for me to be sticking anything in the 'alpha' model.
Thanks for posting, needed cheering up.
With the wife and labrador looking on in amusement,
One hopes they are two separate entities
I've got an intermittent connection with my mouse, pretty sure it's the mouse's USB plug. 'Annoying' doesn't really cut it. Still, probably not as annoying an a dodgy USB plug on this product!