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[Closed] Retirement present ideas?

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Any bright ideas for what to get a soon-to-be-retired female maths teacher? Ideally something maths-related; first thought was some sort of nice "geometric" (or mathsy) jewellery for her but can't seem to find much. We're pretty stumped what to get her! Budget £60-70 I reckon.

(Am assuming there will be some pithy one liner responses ready to go, let's have em! 😉 )


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 6:34 pm
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Give her £300, a calculator, a pad and pen to show her workings, and a list giving the hourly rate for an escort and the price per gram of coke.


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 6:39 pm
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Good Pillows.
No-one ever buys themselves decent pillows but they don't 'alf make a difference to your kip.


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 6:46 pm
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Well those were unexpected! 😉

Thanks though, £300 is a bit out of the budget otherwise I'd be right onto that one in particular! 😯


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 6:48 pm
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Some pension pot


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 8:50 pm
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a ticket for a flight. a nice little trip to somewhere she want to go.


 
Posted : 25/06/2015 8:55 pm