'What wallet' threads always come up with some esoteric and classy brands i've never heard of. So.. belts? Black, smart, and understated please. I've got about £50 but feel free to suggest nicer unaffordable ones as well.
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A bit of boot polish should blacken it up nicely.
$249,000 but will haggle.
These are nice, but you need to earn them 1st
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Surely we can do better than that though? I want to see limited edition belts made out of organic moose scrotum leather that'll make me dissatisfied with everything on the high street.
I just googled moose scrotum leather belt - hey you never know!. I found a company that will sell you a leather belt with a scrotum ring if it helps?
I want to see limited edition belts made out of organic moose scrotum
I had one of those once. Every time it got warm, my pants fell down.
one of those re-used tyre ones?
Where's Flashy when you need him eh?
what about this Louis Viutton number, comes with a free cell phone.
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Sorry, rather busy at the moment...! 😉
Well, my normal recommendation for leather goods would be out of your budget, so I will suggest this -
Pretty much any decent saddlery would be my pick, as you'll get the best quality leather. I have two casual belts bought from a stall at Burghley a few years back, but sadly I forget the name of it! (Had very pretty girls on the stall and wasn't too far from the superb Daniel Crane, but apart from that my memory is a blank!)
for wearing or asphixi****ing?
It's for a funeral actually, but who knows? Maybe a bit of auto-erotica at some other point...
Saddlerys? Hmm. I'll keep an eye out.
Lol at the belt-phone!