LOLing at thisA proper lady never says, right?
I dunno, has anyone checked Mumsnet? 😛
more than some, and not as much as others........ 8)
. And in 5 months time I'll be shagging a granny
been doing that for the last 3 yrs............... 😯
We would rather tickle each others feet...
Been together 20 years now. Should have paced ourselves in those early years 😉
Probably the inverse of what Dancake said - been together 6 months 😉
Less often than some of you, and much less often than others.
A sex therapist realized that people often lie about the
frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for
certain how often someone had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went
down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person’s smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately how often
each person had sex. The last man in line was grinning from ear to
ear.
“Twice a day,” the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man
said no. “Once a day, then?” Again the answer was no. “Twice a week?”
“No.”
“Twice a month?”
“No.”
When the doctor asked, “Once a year?” the man finally said yes.
The therapist was angry that his theory hadn’t worked with this
individual, and he asked the man, “What the heck are you so happy
about?”
The man answered, “Tonight’s the night!!!!”
JEngledow - MemberYou bar-steward! My wife is currently pregnant too, but has really bad morning sickness (and has had for the last 10+weeks), so I've not been allowed near her in case the movement makes her vomit again
I hate to be the one to tell you but I think your doing it wrong, but quite how you made her pregnant through oral I'll never know 😉
@ Northwind
HAHAHAH.
I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, you've all been there 😉
Rather ride my bike, alot filthier than Mrs C would ever get
Does a five knuckle shuffle count?
Don't Believe Everything you Think
@ NorthwindHAHAHAH.
I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, [b]you've all been there[/b]
Hmmm... possibly, whats her name? 😀
Married 19 years.
Kids - 16 & 13.
Probably once a week, except when the painters are in. 😛
I still have the occasional uummmmm....... "vigorous wash" in the shower too! 😀
Are GoPros waterproof??
I dunno, has anyone checked Mumsnet?
NO CHANCE IM GOING OVER THERE TO ASK!!!
Let's just say that the current frequency is not good.
I have not had sex since 2010. It's only 2020 now though so I cannot complain 😀
Quality over quantity 😈
Does a five knuckle shuffle count?
It is only proper sex if there isn't anyone else in the room. It would be a bit kinky with someone else there - right?
Hmmm... possibly, whats her name?
Married 19 years with a 16 year old...cops are on their way round Neil!
You know, life doesn't sound THAT bad after marriage and 2 kids from your reportings guys...:-)
35 goes to purge the tubes after the snip ? I had mine on the 21st of December, I reckon I can knock that off by the end of Jan. So to speak.
Very good!
ciderinsport - Member
It's my birthday in April - I can hardly contain myself
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Together 18 years, 2 kids, 9 and 6. I reckon we get there roughly every 28 days, when her hormones overcome our mutual exhaustion. 🙁
I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, you've all been there
She has a thing about mtbers then?
Mrs FH is at Yoga at present she's been going for a while but I'm yet to find out the benefits of her new found flexibility.
Lets just say I have put strobe lighting in the bedroom just to make it look like she moves. Married, kids 18 and 9. Been there twice 🙄
By my maths, thrustyjust should be getting lucky any time now?
Best form of contraception going..... a marriage license.
Cant find the plug for the lighting, so nope 🙄
Mrs FH yoga teacher a bit hunky?