Rant: Mika
 

[Closed] Rant: Mika

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 hora
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Ok, come on. Own up. Who the **** is buying his fuycking records? Someone here must be contributing to him staying on the ****ing radio. now hes singing Pokerface- hes doing it to annoy me. surely. how does he know EXACTLY what annoys me? Seriosuly? Seriously? binners- its you isnt it? you LIKE him.

Seriously folks. If you stop buying his records he'll stop singing. either that or there are other less humane methods..

Edit: I can imagine him running happily across a field away from me as I load the rifle for a spot of coursing...


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:15 am
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I don't buy them, but I think he's alright actually. A lot more talented than some......


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:17 am
 hora
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Ok, thats one. Your on the safe list PP.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:20 am
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Who's Mika?


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:21 am
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I fear you are listening to the wrong radio station. 😉


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:22 am
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Hora, I'm with you on this one. I've only ever heard Grace Kelly, but that's enough.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:23 am
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I'd rather listen to Mika all day than you, Hora. If it's annoying you, I might start buying his tracks.

We are GOLDEN, We are GOLDEN, WE ARE GOLDEN!!!


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:26 am
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i'm usually pretty "live and let live" about pop music, and figure if its in the charts and someone likes it there must be something good about it. evan if its not for me

I can't bear Mika though - that one about "big girls" being beautiful makes me want to stuff a compass in my ears


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:27 am
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WE ARE GOLDEN, WE ARE GOLDEN.... 😈


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:28 am
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Hora, you are starting to rant about how awful modern pop music is now.

Time to tune to 88-91FM and buy a pipe and some tartan slippers


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:29 am
 hora
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That isn't 'pop'. Remedy by Little Boots is pop. Her music is annoying her I'd forgive her 😀


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:32 am
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No, he's right. The man is a complete arse.
Biggest cheer at the Big Chill 2 years ago was when he got cancelled!


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:34 am
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friend and i sneaked into V festival one year. got really mangled on white chemicals. ended up getting thrown out of the festival for throwing bottles at him on stage. really funny day.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:42 am
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Hora, you are starting to rant about how awful modern pop music is now.

Time to tune to 88-91FM and buy a pipe and some tartan slippers

He features quite alot on the Radio 2 playlist also. I personally don't mind his muzak, better than most played on most stations - still wouldn't buy any of his stuff mind you.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:42 am
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throwing bottles at him on stage. really funny day.

Made me laugh. I'd have done that sober.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:44 am
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Hora - How dare you? I'm not taking criticism of my musical taste from the likes of you

Anyway... Like Shaun Keaveney says - "MIka? Its almost like music, but isn't"


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:45 am
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I turn off the radio as soon as he comes on, and usually don't switch it back on for fear of catching more of the tripe!

Bloody awful!


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:47 am
 hora
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Hora - How dare you? I'm not taking criticism of my musical taste from the likes of you

HANG ON. Didnt you go and see that boychild-girl Lilly Allen?


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:53 am
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Alpin - good work. I hope you filled the bottles with something personal.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 9:57 am
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I've got mixed feelings on this. Initially, i found it very catchy but that's to its detriment now. And ffs, it's golden, not GOW-den.

But on the other side, one of my wife's friends is the half Japanese girl who sings backing vocals for him, and she needs the money that success and a decent tour would bring.

Her own band is much more up my street though (iMMa, in case you're asking)


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:02 am
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[b]'hora I iz in ur bed playing wiv yor cooshons'[/b]

maybe you can print this out and use it for target practice.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:04 am
 hora
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LoulaBella I just coughed cornflakes through the back of my nose. I didnt know that was physically possible before. Thanks.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:06 am
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glad i could be of assistance darling.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:07 am
 hora
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"target practice" 😆


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:14 am
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Someone who is comfortable with being a little different to the other robots. I actually like his music but then i find music by Wham & Cultutre Club enjoyable. Live & let live.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:15 am
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I'm sure I've got an album somewhere (vinyl, 70's) by some mob called the "Sadistic Mika Band"

can't remember whether it's any good 🙂

any relation ?


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:16 am
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GET YOURSELF DOWN TO THE BUTTERFLY LOUNGE, FIND YOURSELF A BIG LADY!..

You know it makes sense.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:17 am
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i though he was shite as well, but watch him live at glasto 07 and thought he did a good fun show


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:19 am
 hora
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Someone who is comfortable with being a little different to the other robots.

Hey i agree. Although definitely not my cup of tea and slightly copying Elton (Scissor Sisters) I can still see why someone would like them.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:21 am
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I'm with you hora, what an irritating pile of cack.


 
Posted : 29/09/2009 10:56 am
 hora
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one of my wife's friends is the half Japanese girl
....whooooa I missed that bit. Hook me up!


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 3:22 pm
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I hate him. makes me boil over if i hear a single bar of his 'music' esp' that fat chick, sorry I meant 'big girls' tune.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 3:38 pm
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Dare I put my opinion in, he's triffic! Saw him at Latitude this year, the tent was never as packed and bouncing in the 3 days, ok it was full of kids so it must be an age thing. Honest, he was fab. Keep up people!


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 8:33 pm
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Hora, she's spoken for. By the drummer out of Skunk Anansie / Feeder, who also rides a MTB, incidentally.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 8:35 pm
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Mika, a totally different and cool chap, with a different outlook on pop music, and some good videos.

Perhaps he has a slim body and has talent is what some writers dont like.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 8:42 pm
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No, it's more that he's just massively annoying.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 9:41 pm
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Golden is awfull, impressively annoying, and without any redeemable feature whatsover, unless the handclapping sounds are actually a recording of Mikas head being repeatedly slammed in a car door.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 10:03 pm
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boychild-girl Lilly Allen

I'd love a chance to give her a real savaging.
The dirty little chav b1tch.
But anyway I agree, mika should die.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:42 am
 hora
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Lilly Allen looks underage topless. She has that puppy-fat thing going on (coughs). Whereas at least Peaches looks legal! (just mind)


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:48 am
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Graduate of the Royal College of Music apparently! Can't be that un-talented?... but not a fan personally!

Thats all!


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:56 am
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Peaches Geldof??!?!
You're a sick, sick man. No, a pervert. Only a pervert could fancy something [i]that[/i] ugly!
You'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:57 am