Quote of the weekend

BigButSlimmerBloke

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On a canal boat making slow progress against a strong headwind on an exposed section of the Union Canal
"Is it because we're going uphill?"
(yes, she's blonde)

Posted : 12/08/2013 3:03 pm

tomhoward

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Mum asked the same question when on a river cruise in France, a couple of days before ramming the shore while trying to park.

'Why didn't you put it in reverse to slow down??'

'I did, but it just sped up'

*facepalm*

Posted : 12/08/2013 3:06 pm

mrmonkfinger

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Posted : 12/08/2013 3:08 pm

billyboulders

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Tomhowards story reminds me,
Got my 64yr old mum to stand on the picnic table for a closer view of the perseid (sp?) meteors at our bbq last night.. 😆

Posted : 12/08/2013 3:34 pm

gofasterstripes

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Oh you bugger!

Posted : 12/08/2013 4:19 pm

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