If you suffer an "Air Burst" do you
A) Clean it up
B) Leave it
I work with a B
Should be A.
Most people seem to go with B
Depends to an extent on the availability of a brush I suppose....
A
but there are plenty of Bs in the building.
Always clean up as best as possible, even though I have one anonymous colleague who seems completely incapable of aiming and pees all over the pan and the floor.
A - in fact someone in our office gets so upset with anything less than a clinically clean bowl he writes very large, increasingly aggressive notices about it.
I think he's taken to blaming me, I have an excitable tummy and use the loo about 3 times a day, but I know it's the bloke he shares an office with.
I'd clean up anything that managed to escape the confines of the bowl. Which is occasionally more than some manage.
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A. I've got a sign in our toilets saying flush your floaters! I'm gonny start with the personal insults next if they don't sort it out.
Do peoples parents no teach them this stuff when they are younger? Same with toilets at festivals and the like, I'm mean come on to **** people, there is no need for this amount of clattiness! 🙁
Could be a violation of rule 4?
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A, if there is a brush as I want my dignity intact. 😛
We have at least 2 repeat offenders who don't flush the toilet after having a poo at work!
What I want to know is how to people manage to pebble dash the cubicle walls?
Air Burst
Well I learned something new on STW today 😐
Always leave the loo as I would hope to find it, air burst or not !
I once knew a bloke who didn't wash his hands after evacuating, the severity of this crime being increased by the fact he was the bloke that made the tea, and he wrung the teabags out by hand.
Not, I hasten to add, my tea. Ever.
B
Nothing wrong with keeping the cleaners in a job 😉
A mate once did a "reverse doagan" (see Rogers profanisaurus) so he could streak the pan
We have the joys of a portaloo on site. Monday morning after everyone's weekend excesses can be pretty testing!
A, definitely A
But there's some people at our place seem to manage to 'skid' the seat. 1) CLEAN IT UP! 2) how is it even possible?
There are many other sanitary crimes committed as well. Some people are just animals
How can it be anything other than A? You make the mess you clean it up. Doign anything else it basicaly a big * you to everone else you work work with. aLthough there are many people I'd like to say * you to it is not all of them and this it too mcuh of a indisciminate cluster bomb.
Flushing a toilet with the lid open sprays everything with a micro mist of faeces, urine and all sorts of bacteria. The mist can stay in the air... So you could be breathing in your work mates shit.
Hmmm... Stops keeping toothbrush in the bathroom at home.
We got this stuck up in the stalls at our work
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we have a b, or maybe more than one
dirty ****ers
there is also sometimes some kind of liquid on the seat 😯
jeffl - MemberAt my office it would appear to be B
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I should have known clicking this link was a bad move 😯
A, naturally.
But am I the only one who thinks toilet brushes are the most disgusting, unhygienic invention ever conceived? Surely there's a better solution than rubbing a head of bristles until they're infested with dangleclout and then sticking it in a plastic pot to fester.
Worked on a site where some toerag, instead of using the cubicles to have a dump, would curl one out in various locations on the project to be discovered by other people. The culprit was never caught, but why the hell would you do that?
Toilet brushes - yeuchhh. What a vile invention. Does anyone seriously still use these?
Toilet brushes - yeuchhh. What a vile invention. Does anyone seriously still use these?
Are there other options available?
A stubborn clart isn't going to vanish by the power of wishful thinking.
Are there other options available?
Pressure washer but take care to avoid blowback.
Always A
Nothing worse than having to use your own piss chisel on another man's work
Some of the animals in my work are lucky they manage to hit the bowl never mind clean up afterwards
piss chisel
excellent 😀
and then sticking it in a plastic pot to fester
Which is why you put a good splosh of bleach into said plastic pot, no more festery clartyness.
Could be worse... one of the sets of gents toilets where I'm currently working always seems to smell of, er, 'gentlemen's relish'...
There are signs in all of ours asking people to please leave the loos as they'd like to find them.
It seems, from the email sent round yesterday, that there are some who are happy to find the loos in something of a state.
I think it was only loads of paper towels overflowing the bin and left lying on the floor, but really, the people I work with are supposed to be a bunch of professionals! 🙄
I'm currently subcontracted at a satellite site. Unfortunately we seem to have a twisted chap who likes to line the bowl before airburst then departs leaving the seat down, no flush.
A dirty protest, if you will.
Caught out by it once, never again. All sorts of wrong.....