[Closed] Putting the heart back into STW.

I hear helmets don't actually improve your chances of staying alive if you're hit by an antelope.

Next Olympics: what games should be included - I'll start with Dodgeball, Julian Assange could now represent Ecuador...

Grammar & punctuation- are there if you want to use them, if not, who cares?

The Falklands are British....
According to the IRB, England are a better rugby team than Wales....
Renewables are a waste of time; nuclear is the only option....

Jesus this place has become rather tragic in rather a short space of time.

Interesting how all the argument-provoking topics can be listed/summarised so quickly!

Why the 😉 Woppit ? Are you suggesting that it's out of character for you to try to provoke arguments and wind people up ?

Don't call ME jesus.

If there was a plane on a conveyor belt would it ...

Focus vs Golf vs Mondeo vs Octy ...

[b]I'm[/b] Spartacus!

What tyres for riding in the woods?

What brakes?

*applause*

Your quip was as funny [ and as original] as your thread ...just brilliant.

Is STW DOOMED?

Freeze-dried instant coffee is perfectly acceptable

A mach 3 is a perfectly good tool for shaving

It's always safest to ride in teh gutter.

Car tax and petrol prices are too high.

Some winter weather forecast DOOM for you...

https://sites.google.com/site/crabtreescompendiumofesoterica/predictions-for-2012-dated-thursday-december-1st-2011/2013-weather-geophysical-predictions

The Laffer curve is going to be incorporated in the Scottish flag post-independence.

Which helmet for shredding the gnar on the Cairngorm plateau?

Is the best chain lube really made from bedded in Hope brake pads boiled in a saucepan?

I wanted Fenton to come back.

Tattoos look really cool. Especially if they have anything to do with bicycles.

Marmite. Awesome.

Bike parts these days are a bargain.

Halfords ate my bike.

I whole-heartedly agree with everything you say

Dogs that sniff crotches are dangerously out of control. Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun.

There's too much moderation on STW

^ ban hammer

Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun.

Southerners/Northerners are soft nonces/uncultured thugs

(delete as applicable).

Why can't everyone be like me and see the world from my perspective?
Debate!
(But really just capitulate and agree).

Tommy Sheridan is innocent and was fitted up by News International and the UK authorities.

"Mrs Toast - Member
Dogs that sniff crotches are dangerously out of control. Cats that crap outdoors should be loaded into a trebuchet and shot into the sun."

This true!

Show us a picture of your Dog or childrens bike, or even a dog riding a childrens bike.

Them South African police sure know how to deal with Miners, eh! 😉

* guilty s****s *

What do you think of my new colourway?

Here is a photo of something like wot I am selling.

i want to lose weight but i dont want to do the whole iDave No Carb thing

Wendyball players are a bunch of overpaid, limp-wristed, shrieking gay bar loiterers...

I'm TJ.

i'm fed up of people riding the 362 days a year when the trails aren't 100% dry and RUINING the countryside.

Brompton's make suitable commuter bikes.

My Sisters Jeans, should I try them on?

I look good in Teva Flip Flops.. well do I?

Fixies, POS or suitable transportation for That London?

Addison Lee Taxis make/promote good drivers no?

Music, music be the fruit of Love and to that end discard Elbow, True or False?

Acid House/Trip Hop is still alive and kickin' init? If so recommend me some glow sticks.

Orange 5... Good bike for an IT consultant?

I have an Audi, where's the nearest Trail Center to Surrey?

Santa Cruz Tallboy LT..better than sex?

Bogtrotters rule-Discuss.

Unofficial helmet-less Mega style event down Snowdon.
Sunday lunch time. Whos in?

Ohhh wait.. I forgot one..

My Mrs/Miss/G/F/SO has left me for a Plumber.. I need to vent my splean on hear about her toilet habbits and lack of underwear wearing whilst going out for the evening "with friends"..

Grrrr.. anger... more grrrr... how can I stop her? If I post our relationship on here, undisclosed, will she see sense and come crawling back?

I miss her, I luv her, I need her..pass the bottle of vodka..

Booohooo..

[quote=zbonty said]Unofficial helmet-less Mega style event down Snowdon.
Sunday lunch time. Whos in?

Make it noon, August Bank Holiday and I'm in. The climb is a bit of a faff but I've got a Frontera and can squeeze a few riders + bikes in.

Ohhh another(3)... (sorry)

I hear Staffordshire Bull Terriers make nice calm pets..will my 8mth old child be ok with it alone whilst I go ride my bike??

My next door neighbour is a twonk and keeps blocking me in in my driveway, can I hit him?

Skool Run Mom's... devils incarnate?

Don't forget the Critical Mass Revolutionaries...

Ahhh wait.

I luv Architecture me..

This weeks theme is.. Stainless Steel, the cold hard edge of stainless steel.

HEllo,

I'm a female MTB rider looking for people to show me around the woods and i'm definitely not elfin, you can check my IP as dem babylon wont catch me mayn.

Dave Hinde - tremendous customer service
Superstar brake pads - any good?

[b][i]I'M MIKECONNOR![/i][/b]

Sram is better than shimano

if you stop for cake, then its not a sport.

McDonnalds.. so whose stopped for one mid ride?

Here's me & my G/F in a Tent, in a field, in Scotland, just as the mist came down...

Edinburgh Trams.. good use of public money?

I'm a Banker and I'm disgusted to read that I'm not due my whole 110% bonus because...

Iraq... (that is all)

So....it's Friday......should we? [i]Dare we?[/i]

If you use PP gift you [b]deserve[/b] to get ripped off.

And

Why are roadies all complete ar53h0l3s.

^^^^^
What they said FTW
THREAD CLOSED

i'm right, you know i'm right so there's no point arguing with me.

you're all racists.

I'm going to lead a large group of cyclists on public footpaths though a popular national park, on Sunday afternoon. Anyone up for it?

it's a sticker

Im in

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I'm going to be genuinely abusive to someone, but I'm going to put an emoticon at the end of the post, so don't ban me. 😉

GOD, YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE.

how do it do those funny speech boxes to reference another posters writing?

IMG>>?

 

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how do we get more wimming into riding? my wife doesn't enjoy riding the full suss i bought her from ASDA and its infuriating having to wait for her at the top of each climb, i've bought her a helmet and she just doesn't seem to want to come riding with me and my mates!

Woppit got balls.
Although I liked TJ, I like Kylie moar!!!
Later Teej!

Can haz some (mebbe topicul) muziks?

I see no problems with Jimmy Carr's tax affairs.

The Olympics were jolly good value for money.

Everyone should have a bike suited to their ability, rather than their bank balance.

[quote=philconsequence said]how do it do those funny speech boxes to reference another posters writing?

Let me know if you find out.

How many sheds does a man need?

What Beer for.....?

I'm unable to ride this weekend, so please show me some pics of Orange 5s in yellow with blue tyres..

Wiggo sucking on a Camberwell Carrot... Maaaannnnnnn... Good for you?

In all seriousness folks the best thing we can and should do this weekend is get out on our bikes and indeed put the Heart back into STW and get our own hearts pumping again.

Have a good one all.

get out on our bikes

NOW you are getting controversial....

Our records show that you may be entitled to £2750 from a past credit agreement. To reclaim your PPI please text CLAIM to 66770.

It's true but I forgot about 'that' loan!

Has a new STW Political Officer been appointed yet?