I can think of a couple off here that would fit the bill.
Dammit! I have the perfect looks but might be a couple of hundred miles too northern.
She could just enlist the Monday Night crowd. To add to the effect she should witness us in the Church after a ride, having just been informed there are no pies left 😥
Out of interest, is there anyone who doesn't fancy Maxine?
She could just enlist the Monday Night crowd
Directors are looking for men with longer, collar-length hair who look 'really miserable'.
We've probably only got one decent head of hair between all of us.
I can lend it out though I refuse to get it cut that short 😉
We could set about that bloody hairy vegan with some clippers, and divide his flowing locks between the rest of us
Edit: Just beaten to it by said hairy vegan 😆
Directors are looking for men with longer, collar-length hair who look 'really miserable'.
Junkyard and TJ to the forum!
edit: 10 seconds too late for Junky!
Perchy,there's no such thing as too Northern.
Your hair length that would fail the audition 😉
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Out of interest, is there anyone who doesn't fancy Maxine?
Me...?
Your hair length that would fail the audition
Agreed. If they were holding auditions to play Ray Reardon or Dracula I'd be a shoe-in.
For Maxine I would wear a wig.
Out of interest, is there anyone who doesn't fancy Maxine?
Me either, if i'm honest.
^ Weird.
She's probably my favourite communist, but that's as far as I'd go.
She's a bit too Manc-y for my tastes.
Me either, if i'm honest.
You could wear Peakey Blinkers.
She's a bit too Manc-y for my tastes.
Understandable, I can see how a Scotsman would be intimidated by Mancunian cosmopolitan sophistication. That and the electric lights and indoor plumbing
She's also quite dark skinned compared to most Scottish people. 😉
RACIST!
That and the electric lights and indoor plumbing
he'll have no idea what you're talking about...
She's also quite dark skinned compared to most Scottish people.
It's soot from all't chimneys in't dark satanic web development agencies in't Northern Quarter
We've probably only got one decent head of hair between all of us.
*Waves*
Miserable and long haired?
I think I'll give it a go.....
And yes, I do fancy Maxine.
She's like Kylie, but with a union card.
She's like Kylie, but with [s]a union card[/s][b]Mao's little red book[/b].
Kylie with a union card.
Cheers Pete, you've just caused me to have a fit of the giggles.
Why are they wanting northerners for a show in the midlands?
Because we don't count the godless provinces and their uppity natives
So the rest of the world can make out the dialogue without subtitles.
Because we don't count the godless provinces and their uppity natives
You're right. God must hate us.
Look who he gave us for neighbours. 😉
Because we don't count the godless provinces and their uppity natives
Southerners aren't that bad,
Damn!
I would do anything for Maxine Peake! 8)
Rachel
Look who he gave us for neighbours.
Northumbrians and Cumbrians?
You have a point...
I've just sent the link to my cycling buddy from Glasgow and my climbing buddy from Yorkshire.
Northumbrians and Cumbrians?
You have a point...
Didn't realise you were from Durham.
Didn't realise you were from Durham.
I'm not.
It is the lyrics to my theme tune, however.
I forgot about Durham.
Easily done, to be fair.
It is the lyrics to my theme tune, however.
Oh, he is good, innee?
*doffs (flat) cap*
Oh, he is good, innee?*doffs (flat) cap*
What you've not heard that joke before?
I forgot about Durham.
Easily done, to be fair.
''Tis true.
ha ha Benny Hill !!!!
Having fits of the giggles at this thread!
And as for the delightful Ms Peake, as a mate of mine used to say, on a regular basis, and in a Welsh accent; "I'd drag my balls through broken glass to stick matchsticks in 'er turds!". 😉
But who would look after the whippets if you lot had to bring your grumpiness south on the m6.
Surely just grab a load of long haired northerners, don't have to be miserable, and feed them a load of that bury black pudding.
They'll be grim looks on their faces after eating that dung.
How dare you!
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