Priti Patel's Christmas Card

I know we aren't allowed to wish people dead .......

thats got to be a wind up

This is so wrong on so many levels.

Well if that is genuine she could be a little more modest concerning what she feels that she has achieved in the last year.

Although perhaps her family and Tory mates will nevertheless still be impressed.

She obviously feels that like Father Christmas she has delivered.

thats got to be a wind up

Unfortunately not.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/priti-patel-rwanda-christmas-card/

Looks like a potential Photoshop opportunity to me!

"If Priti Patel had been around, Mary, Joseph and Jesus would have been on their way to Rwanda before the three wise men could arrive."

LOL!

To be fair to whoever was commissioned to draw it, they’ve captured her smug, smarmy grin perfectly

Perfect for a Joan of Arc style send off.

Well if that is genuine she could be a little more modest concerning what she feels that she has achieved in the last year.

I think she could be a little more modest about what she does with Christmas trees.

I hope her and her successor both get incurable kidney stones.

Both of them are f***** evil.

culture wars, innit

I fully expect the government to go all in with this before the next GE,
it worked for Brexit & they dont seem to have anything else

Surely that's from Private Eye?
I would check but the latest issue is still in the post.

Beyond satire, this lot.

Set fire to the tree with her on top,  that'd bring the necessary cheer we need.

It's like your surprised.... We've known for years that she's a right next Tuesday....

Although, would you be surprised to see any other of the current tory faithful on top of the tree?

That’s got to be fake news, surely no one would be so crass.

To be fair to whoever was commissioned to draw it, they’ve captured her smug, smarmy grin perfectly

Would you have accepted that commission? I suppose there could be some interesting 'easter eggs' included for a lark.

And as if it couldn't get any worse it turns out that Priti Patel lied to a 10 year old disabled child claiming that she was going to use the beautiful Christmas tree he drew on her official Christmas cards:

https://www.inyourarea.co.uk/news/priti-patel-reveals-her-christmas-card-competition-winner/

The former Home Secretary met 10-year-old Kyle Worland to congratulate him on his design and present him with a world atlas and jigsaw puzzle. His cheery artwork will be used on Priti’s official Christmas cards.

Head teacher Julian Cochrane said: “We were delighted to welcome Priti Patel, when she visited to congratulate Kyle on winning her 2022 Christmas card competition. It is particularly pleasing that Kyle’s design will feature on the cards sent out by Priti this year.”

I bet she laughed when she got home and threw Kyle's beautiful Christmas tree card in the bin and got out her Rwanda Christmas tree card.

Is there no limit to this woman's evilness?

Hmmm, I'm wondering if this is maybe a bit of the old "fake news" or something picked up a bit out of context.

How many of these cards did she allegedly send? Was it an inside joke of some sort? She's a terrible Human being but she's also got advisors and PR people, I don't reckon this is totally real.

Haha she is pretty hot though. Definitely would.

She’s a terrible Human being but she’s also got advisors and PR people

You can have all the advisors and PR people in the world, but they’re a waste of time if you’re not going to listen to them

And as if it couldn’t get any worse it turns out that Priti Patel lied to a 10 year old disabled child claiming that she was going to use the beautiful Christmas tree he drew on her official Christmas cards:

https://www.inyourarea.co.uk/news/priti-patel-reveals-her-christmas-card-competition-winner/
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Jesus Christ, that article should come with a health warning for gratuitous use of Patel's smug gurn... Hasn't it been made illegal under the Geneva Convention yet?
Definitely NSFW*

*Not Suitable for the World

 

Someone's stuck that Christmas tree up her arse? I can't think what she's done that'd piss anyone off...

Hmmm, I’m wondering if this is maybe a bit of the old “fake news” or something picked up a bit out of context.

How many of these cards did she allegedly send?

Exactly what I thought. Even the thickest Politician should know that that card is in really bad taste.

That’s got to be fake news, surely no one would be so crass

Yes, but you know they are

Exactly what I thought. Even the thickest Politician should know that that card is in really bad taste.

To some

To others its a brilliant way of winding up lefties and let's everyone know you think the plight of refugees is a joke

She knows exactly what audience she's playing too

Exactly what I thought. Even the thickest Politician should know that that card is in really bad taste

There’s a big difference between knowing and caring

And as if it couldn’t get any worse it turns out that Priti Patel lied to a 10 year old disabled child claiming that she was going to use the beautiful Christmas tree he drew on her official Christmas cards

It’s in her 24k majority constituency. They can suck it up, they’re the ones who foisted her on the rest of us. Ok I’ll give 10yr old Kyle a break but the rest of the electorate in Witham can F-R-O.

Haha she is pretty hot though. Definitely would.

You're a wrong'un....

rest of the electorate in Witham can F-R-O.

I did a lot of work in Witham back in the day.... From what I've seen of it most of it can F-R-O.

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Stick BoZo in there too. The extra heat from the lard could be used to power a 1.5GW tubine and genset for a fortnight, thus solving both part of the energy shortage and ridding the planet of these 2 self serving scum.

Imagine doing all that and still being only the second worst Home Secretary in recent history.

Imagine how long it took robertajobb to write all that text....