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Dipping his wick where it shouldn't have been.
Inability to keep in dick in trousers, defending the indefensible, consorting with bloke who fancies young girls and convicted of under-age sex offences, cannot explain photo of him with accuser, I have no memory of......
What an arrogant, entitled prick.
Has done more to damage the monarchy than anyone in living memory.
Then we have his ex - the haggard harridan - saying he's legal, decent, honest truthful, honourable; delete (all) as you see fit.
She needs more of his money, is preparing to rinse him or is lining him up for a big night in - or, possibly, all. Would you? No, me neither.
Was going to say - what a fluster cluck but that's probably an accurate description of what happened.
Will be vilified in Sunday press - and rightly.
Now, back to the election for some light relief......Oops, sorry to Andy about light relief.
Woking Pizza express google reviews
#Prince Andrew
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I've definitely been coming here for many many years, in fact since March 2001 when I didn't go to a nightclub...it's strange how one remembers a date when I seem to forget other types dates.
The American Hot is great and my personal favourite, it's yet to bring me out in a sweat, but that's probably because I have a peculiar condition although having so many over the years it has kick started my ability to sweat.
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Taxi has it for me. Doesn’t matter who you are, very few of us have led completely blameless lives. Whatever he says won’t appease anyone.
Anyone who has been accused of raping underaged girls as he has with a lot of good supporting evidence, who has been lifelong friends with a peadophile and rapist as rather more serious questions to answer than those of us whos behaviour has been at worst some high jinks
The guy is an utter disgrace and should be in jail. Hopefully he will be at some point
Hopefully one of the final nails in the coffin of the monarchy. As for taxi’s “we have all be there.” No we haven’t.
'Nope couldn't have been me coz I don't even know where the bar in Tramp is...besides I never buy a drink, in fact I don't drink, nope haven't bought a drink since 1992'
Ah, the John Peel method…
Almost, if you knock a couple or more years off the age!
The Epstein thing is deep & dark. Does anyone on here think Epstein killed himself? Look into it! Clinton was bang at it.
couldn't have been me coz that picture was taken upstairs and I've never been upstairs in that house, if that's what the upstairs looks like, but I wouldn't know coz I've never been upstairs
He's an absolute bull shitter!
He makes the excuse that after meeting Epstein in 1999, he used the contact to learn about international business, as he was leaving the Royal Navy where he spent most of his time isolated at sea. Was he sailing under Nelson?
Besides, according to his own website, he was in shore positions from 1994.
I hope the whole thing comes crashing down around him.
Prince Andrew interview commemorative coin image doing the rounds.
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Has anyone mentioned the rather contrived meeting between Hillary Clinton and Megan Markle earlier this week? Hillary, whose husband seems to have been thick as thieves with Epstein. Is it possible she met someone else at the same time? Someone about to give an interview?
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Makes you think...
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As with most things like this, Twitter has some excellent stuff.
The top tending hashtag at the moment is #NonceUponaTime 😂
I have just seen bits of his interview. Very evasive is how I would describe his answers.
To quote Blackadder, "The whole thing smells fishier than the contents of Baldricks apple crumble".
“Not a bright man at all”. How a biographer has just referred to him on the news.
The bloodhounds of twitter seem to be on the scent of something - not sweat, obviously...
"I was at Pizza Express" is almost as convincing as "The money was just resting in my account".
“I was at Pizza Express” is almost as convincing as “The money was just resting in my account”.
The Pizza Express story must be true mustn't it? It might not be an alibi due to timings, but he must have been in Pizza Express at some point on that day because it was a kids party and you can bet the other parents would recall him being there or not so very easy to verify or debunk. Unless I'm missing something.
Crazy (or dumb) to do the interview and his media guy (Jason Stein) seems to have told him so and then resigned because it was so obviously a mental idea.
his media guy (Jason Stein) seems to have told him so and then resigned because it was so obviously a mental idea
I think he must be the only PR person happier than the Pizza Express lot today.
Although that said he is probably dealing with a serious hangover after watching the show and celebrating dodging the mess.
This is an absolute car crash!
Probably 2nd biggest car crash in royal history!
Probably 2nd biggest car crash in royal history!
Now come on, that is out of order.
Prince Phillip apologised for the Norfolk shunt.
Do you reckon there’s anyone who watched that last night who isn’t now convinced he’s a nonce?
Wonder how many were sitting watching thinking 'thank **** my names not been dragged into this yet."
https://twitter.com/hashtag/PizzaExpressWoking?src=hashtag_click
Pizza Express Woking have just announced there new signature dish, the Pizza Alibi -
It's incredibly thin, made up in the spot & even though it's covered in chillies, it won't make you sweat.
#He’s been at it, but f all will come of it#
It’s an epidemic according to ex police John Wedger.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=emb_logo&time_continue=227&v=H9TscJsVKp4
I couldn't believe the arrogance of the man - he MUST have been advised not to do the interview, even more so after his first prep session when it became clear that he couldn't satisfactorily answer any of the questions. Watching him bumble through it was excruciating.
I can only imagine that he ignored all advice, didn't do any prep, and was/is just expecting us to be so intimidated by his blue blood that we just unquestioningly accept whatever explanation he chooses to give. What a ****.
Not sure I've seen this mentioned, but I'd like to know about his security detail. I'm assuming that they are sworn to secrecy under normal circumstances - but at the point that there have been some very serious allegations of criminality against their charge, I'm wondering where they stand legally.
Despite all the dubious alibis and excuses, his explanation for the picture of him with his arm round the 17 year old Virginia Giuffre is beyond belief. The lecherous and mysoginsitic Trump was also a good mate of Epstein and I wouldn't be surprised if he hadn't had some involvement in this whole murky mess.
I assume Prince Andrew will be conveniently covered by diplomatic immunity so probably he will end up keeping out of the public view and hope everyone forgets it rather than being a guest of his Mum's prisons.
Lies, lies and yet more lies.
HTF can he remember so clearly where he was and what he was doing on a specific date 18 years ago?
Bollocks.
Claims he doesn't (or didn't) sweat.
Bollocks.
What a contemptible object.
The royal family is an institution in decline; he has single-handedly devalued it massively and accelerated it's decline.
That's the end of him in any 'official' capacity.
Time for any organisations of which he is patron or connected to in any other way to dump him.
What a liability.
Time for any organisations of which he is patron or connected to in any other way to dump him
I imagine that there will be a fair few press statements on Monday to this effect. Rightly so.
I think how much it impacts peoples view of the Royal family is entirely dependent on what they do next. Obviously they can't stop him being part of the family. But he should effectively be fired from his "job" of being a royal: banned from any kind of "official duties" patronage etc, if they are smart they should also stop his receipt of any kind of public money/allowance.
Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see him in court/prison, but am interested in how "the royal family ltd" respond.
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Don’t get me wrong – I’d love to see him in court/prison, but am interested in how “the royal family ltd” respond.
They're probably spinning in circles and more worried about the elephant in the room. Wagons will be getting circled.
Jiimmy Savile and Prince Charles.
Even if Randy Andy turns out to be a manipulated naive idiot of honourable intentions, this whole affair is a prime example of what most of us warn our kids about re bad company - "If you fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows"
I wondered what has happened to his royal protection officers from back then? Would be a bit of a coincidence if they had all died in various accidents.............
OK this will sound paranoid/conspiracy theory, but I would SWEAR I recall seeing a picture of Randy Andy entering a party behind Virginia Roberts who was wearing a see-through black dress (hence why I remember it...) and him with a massive grin on his face.
Some cursory (and careful) googling yields nothing, but I'm certain it was part of an article, possibly in the Guardian.
So either I have a very specific and lecherous imagination, am very poor at Googling, or the Royals have the power to pull incriminating pictures off Google. Which is it?
Edit: Ok, that was a shortlived mystery, if you search for Prince Andrew Party images this is one of the very first. Obviously not Virginia Roberts in the picture.
13thfloormonk
if you search for Prince Andrew Party images this is one of the very first. Obviously not Virginia Roberts in the picture...
I admire your restraint.
I just searched for "Prince Andrew Party images" and there was a far saucier version of that pic.
"So there is a good reason after all.
Could have saved us a lot of fuss if they'd told us that in the first place.
But that wouldn't have been a story - and maybe that's the point."
Lies, lies and yet more lies.
HTF can he remember so clearly where he was and what he was doing on a specific date 18 years ago?
Bollocks.
Dunno if its worth defending, but if you asked me what I was doing on any weeekday in the past 10 years I could probably tell you an hour by hour account because it's logged in my timesheet. Ditto I imagine theres probably a paper trail saying exactly where hes been every hour for most of his life. So as alibi's go, its probably correct. By the same token, i cant remember the names of people I met 5 minutes ago, let alone someone I may have met at a party 10 years ago, or at work, hence i could probably tell you exactly what i was doing and where, but probably nothing about who i was in the room with.
Anyone who has been accused of raping underaged girls as he has with a lot of good supporting evidence, who has been lifelong friends with a peadophile and rapist as rather more serious questions to answer than those of us whos behaviour has been at worst some high jinks
Oh come on, we've all been there, right?
Wouldn't Pizza Express shut at 11/11:30 leaving time to get to a nightclub? Perhaps a visit to PE stands out as he was slumming it with common people?
I wonder if the dates could be a subject to the usual dd/mm vs mm/dd mix up?
Thisisnotaspoon is spot on. The life of a senior royal will be detailed in transport logs, security logs, official diaries blah blah blah.
Matis didn't need to do tough questioning, she just kept handing him spades so he could merrily dig away.
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The Pizza Express story must be true mustn’t it? It might not be an alibi due to timings, but he must have been in Pizza Express at some point on that day because it was a kids party and you can bet the other parents would recall him being there or not so very easy to verify or debunk. Unless I’m missing something.
I think you're missing that it was 20 years ago, nobody will remember it. Including him
Time for any organisations of which he is patron or connected to in any other way to dump him.
It's started.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50467019
It’s started.
A bit late in the day!
They were quite happy sponsoring paedophiles but draw the line at ones who eat at Pizza Express?