[Closed] Premiership Footballers form an orderly queue....

Can you say "decedent"?

You can't

PMSL!

I can say "that's the most repulsive thing I've ever seen"

I'll buy one with my Child Benefit cheque 🙂

ugly as an ugly thing the footballers will love it

What's not to like?

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iDave, this is more like it;
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Soon to be seen clogging the school runs of Cheshire, no doubt.

Utterly awful, even worse than the Range Rover Evoque

captainflashheart - did you just buy a Touran off a twitchy white guy?

😕

absolutely hideous

It's just that you seem quite excited you could fit a gun in the back, CFH.

It looks like something one of those Chinese car companies would build.

That is adding to the ever growing list of utterly tw*tish cars... It seems to bizarrely remind me of an Austin Allegro for some reason from that angle...??

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Now you mention it...

By Christ thats gopping!!!

That is all.

Chrysler's lawyers might have some thoughts on the matter

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Doesn't offend me...

...any more than any other Bentleys do.

Given the plethora of RRs (Vogues, Sports and now Evoques) and also Bentleys and the like lining the roads of my bit of Lancs, I suspect these won't be far behind....

Still infinitely nicer than

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or

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I quite like that

MY EYES!!!! Why has someone bolted a greenhouse to that Ferrari???

If you want four doors on a fast car, buy a Maseratti Quatroporto. At least it has style and looks.

If you want a 4x4 buy a proper one, one that will actually go off-road and you won't mind denting.

If you want a Chelsea tractor, but a Range Rover. At least they don't look vile.

Almost as bad as the Aston Martin SUV from a few years ago.....

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Still infinitely nicer than

So's the Allegro

I quite like the Ferrari estate 🙂

Reckon I could get a 456 in the back with the wheels on?

If you want a Chelsea tractor, but a Range Rover. At least they don't look vile.

For the ultimate in estate car insanity:

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zokes - Member
If you want a Chelsea tractor, but a Range Rover. At least they don't look vile.

They also work off road

With the right tyres.

The ones you see on most of these things are like rubber bands, so will be useless.

I like the Ferrari.

I quite like the Chrysler actually.

konabunny - needs to be the Allegro Vanden Plas :-

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which looks a lot like that Bentley :-

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So, who saw Top Gear describe the Bentley as a footballers car? 🙂

Sorry, I was too busy looking over Hammond's shoulder.

What's with the fog lights? No doubt those will be on all the time so why not have them huge. I think the target Market will be impressed, after all its a bently.

Just needs big wooden panels along the sides like the car in national lampoons vacation.