Mark Gatiss would make a decent Vetinari. Benedict Cumberbatch could probably also make a decent go of it.
Hiddles?
Johnny Lee Miller?
We're a bit spoiled for choice for wiry angular bastards, really.
Nah arnie can't be cohen.
cohen is a wiry little bugger.
Cohen would be Tommy Lee Jones, a face with a hundred years experience of causing pain.
or maybe Sam Eliot, just for the moustache and the mischief.
edit: Thinking about it Tommy Lee Jones would be Stoneface Vimes in any flashbacks, so defo Sam Eliot for cohen.
Cohen- Marc Warren
Cohen- Marc Warren
Are forgetting the travesty that was Mr Teatime?
Everyone deserves a second chance, Perchy.
Yes. Even you.
I've had more last chances than I deserve.
I will volunteer for the part of Daft Wullie
Duckman - Nicholas Lyndhurst. Or Nigel Planer.
Marc Warren is still too young for Cohen, give him another half centaury first.
and Benedict Cumberbatch couldn't be Vetenari, he would be a perfect wanabe though, so Cosmo lavish
Duckman would be Nigel Havers, all day long.
Foul ole Ron? Tom Cruise?
Del Boy (the character) as 'Throat Dibbler?
Colin Furz as Leonard of Quirm?
Are forgetting the travesty that was Mr Teatime?
Never. He was the worst in a cast that includes David Jason. Quite an achievement.
Colin Furz as Leonard of Quirm?
Brilliant! You may need to shoot him full if horse tranq to slow him down though.
Actually.... after watching him addressing the nation just now, I think Boris would make a fairly decent Librarian.