Born lucky, I guess.
https://brobible.com/guyism/article/meet-bernie-man-unfortunatefortunate-last-name/
I'm Whisky Roberts (based on first pet name and mothers maiden name...)
based on first pet name and mothers maiden name…
I can't remember my first pet, it was probably a stick insect or goldfish. Could use the name of the dog my mum had when I was born but 'Tuppence Smith' just doesn't suggest my obvious classiness.
The best way to find out your pornstar name is to:
1: Take your mother's first name then
2: take your mother's surname, because your mother is a slut.
😀
On Chunky's approach, mine would be Peter Moore. I sound like an accountant!
Ah, s'what the internet was invented for.
based on first pet name and mothers maiden name…
In all seriousness, my mum's maiden name is Rae and my first pet was a massive German Shepherd dog named Hans.
Hans Rae
Great way for scammers to find out personal details used to answer security questions... 😉
Vince Cable
All that "first pet", "mothers maiden name" stuff is just to get you to post security information to hack your bank account. My first pet was called Flowery and my mother's maiden name was Baps.
You wierdos are so paranoid!
Buster P@ssw0rd
based on first pet name and mothers maiden name…
Pandora Weston
Neither of which are used as password security answers..
Soz scammers.. try someone else
In all seriousness, my mum’s maiden name is Rae and my first pet was a massive German Shepherd dog named Hans.
Hans Rae
No way!
No way!
Actual way.
What you did there. See it I do.
well what do you know, mine is T#ts McGee
Keith Vaz
Paddy Marshall, which is less porn, but more the plucky Irish demolition expert from a mildly successful WW2 film of the 70's, in which the aforesaid plucky Marshall either a) dies in a heroic last stand to let the handsome leading man escape, or b) is in fact a nazi spy....
Drew Peacock.
If I had to choose an actual porny name it would be Mike Oxlong
My first pet was a rabbit, and my mothers surname derives from the east yorkshire village she comes from. Not sure Floppy Wetwang cuts it as a porn star name.
Norma Stitz
Rex Bottoms
Mike Hunt. MD of a swimwear company I dealt with.
Kimmy Granger.
Nothing to do with pets or parents, I just admire her body of work.
Mine is Boris Johnson.
That’s literally the only chance Borris would have of seeing any flesh and even then it probably wouldn’t work.
He certainly would need to grow his charm to get the ladies to take their burkas off.
Ben Dover .
Ron Jeremy dove
Buster Ballard. Mrs Pondo's is Daddy Overton, make of that what you will. 🙂
Amanda Huggenkiss
Miss;
Sukya Kokovv.
Nikas Onanovski.
Ivana Big'un.
Mia ****ovva.
Oh well, there goes the knighthood;(
Jet Baxter.
Bang Fyerbuck
My porn name would just be my name
Yay for an hilarious surname.
^
Ramsbottom?
<s****>
Seeing as I don't use it for internet security... I am Fred Twentyman !!
🙂
Randy Salmon.
No idea how it was derived, its the name they gave me on the film set.
My oldest lad has a classmate called Iona Dick.
Miso Hawny.
Also starring;
Phil McCracken.
Munni Schotte.
Anna Big'oleass.
McCauley Cock-ring.
McCauley Cock-lift.
McCauley Cock-lift-truck driver.
Thanks for the reminder?
Wow, that’s a lot of mothers, not to mention the pedigree of your first pet! 😉
With the same blatant disregard, I’m going for the part time dentist cum pornstar, Phil McCavity
Oh well, there goes the knighthood;(
Sir Vic Stickler
Weirdest thread bump ever.
I think someones cup is overrunning with puns.
Not naming any names but the Great Bear did one.
Mine is 1796. No, wait, that’s my PIN number. Damn you scammers you’ve done it to me again!
See also, what was your first car, and where were you born threads to make the set.