Alien. Boring as hell. A man in a suit trying to hug Ripley? Very scary...
akasteve - MemberThe Will Smith I Am Legend.
There's an alternative ending version which turns it around a bit... But neither ending actually seems to understand the book. Still I have to say, I did enjoy it.
Well my vote goes to judge dredd.... The first one. What a sack of babb. It actually made me angry. I knew it would be crap but it went way beyond that. Not seen the new one based on that abomination.
Seize The Day - Robin Williams.
Quite the worst thing I have ever seen.
Rented it on a whim, Williams so must be OK yes? No.
Only watched it to the end because it just had to get better.
Downhill all the way.
Felt like suicide by the end.
Awful.
no no no no.
Ultraviolet trumps all of these. Utterly, incredibly awful.
Although merit goes to:
There will be blood
Any of the Predator films aside from the first one
I am Legend
and how has no one mentioned AI?!?
Soccer Dog - European Cup
MussEd ended this thread with Thomas and the Magic Railroad.
I'd like to add Ski School 2...very disappointing sequel, considering the greatness of Ski School.
I went to see Meet Joe Black with a girl I fancied when it came out. I had high hopes. Both girl and film crushed me.
I'm also not sure why I own a copy of Coyoye Ugly on DVD...
Anytime this gets asked I wheel out skyline as probably the worst movie I have ever seen, although ninja 2 is quite bad too.
Taxi.
Not the original Luc Besson film (which, as it stands, is one of the BEST films).7
No.
The one with Queen Latifa (I doubt her royalty).
Me and the wife walked out the cinema after about 20 minutes!
Bad.
Very bad.
DrP
Seven!
300!
The Big Lebowski!
Classics, all three of them.
As for the worst....Piranha 3D.
Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter. I walked out after 20mins. Bloody awful.
I'd forgotten about abraham lincoln vampire hunter, that was truly godawful.
if you don't rate Inglorious Bastards you're probably better off watching chick flicks.
erm, whatever you say boss
(typing this while watching mamma mia)
Recently watched Man on a Ledge. Sounded like an intriguing concept ala Phone Booth, sadly it went off in a different direction and that was all over the place. Got more and more ridiculous at every turn, and threw in a cringeworthy gratuitous underwear scene.
I assume people that say stuff like "In Bruges" are just being contrary. Seven Psychopaths was a disappointment though.
Well my vote goes to judge dredd.... The first one. What a sack of babb. It actually made me angry. I knew it would be crap but it went way beyond that. Not seen the new one based on that abomination.
Donks - watch it. It's very [i]very[/i] different (read darker).
Apparently Stallone said afterwards that they squandered the opportunity to do something really good with Judge Dredd. Dredd may actually show what they could have done. It's not perfect, but it's dark, bloody and very comic-like.
(Oh - except the Lawmaster bikes are awful)
I struggle with people who say "X was the worst film ever, I walked out after 20 minutes". That's a bit like saying "x is the worst song ever, I only listened to the first 14 seconds".
In a moment of boredom we saw a film called "Extraordinary Measures" that was complete tosh, worst thing I've seen in the cinema.
Most seem to have been mentioned. Open Water I can let slide, as it's based on a (supposed outcome of a) true story, it's just an inherently uninteresting true story! Nicolas Cage is a great barometer for things to avoid.
The Village, and Speed 2 spring to mind as being really really rubbish!
^ second dredd film, definitely worth a watch
choppersquad - MemberAs for the worst....Piranha 3D.
Wrong. 🙂 A guy who gets his dongle bitten off by a Piranha and Kelly Brook frolicking around in her skimpies redeems it. The sequel Piranha 3DD however...
My own vote goes to Home Alone 3.
On a related note, I also saw 'Bone Alone' advertised for sale in the Co-Op. Not sure if it's the same story as 1,2 & 3 but with a dog instead of a boy or just a porno version.
