Evening all, just wondered if anyone could shed any light on today's movements. I'm normally a once a day, satisfying poo man and that's fine but today I've had 5 already, all of the sit a while and read while you unload type. I've been hungry all day as a result but the last few days have been no different to normal. Just an odd day or should I eat more pies/less pies and drink more tea/less tea?
Cat AIDS ?
Pooist.
i woke up this morning at about 7 and had massive stomach cramps.
went for a piss in the bath as i didn't want to turn the light on and went back to bed.
woke up a short while after and had to do a big poo. have been fine since then. don't think i ate anything odd yesterday.... 😕
Looking at your username hopefully your now less so...
But where they work poohs where you get paid for them
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Alpin, would sitting down on the throne to pee not be slightly better than using the bath?
I'd be worried if I had one a day - I'm normally a 3 a day man! 😆
Ewe, but I'm normally a 1 every 2 days kinda guy,
My digestion has been mighty bad since they changed the bottled water on the oil rig, I think the mineral content is too high. Regualar as clockwork at home
Ewe, but I'm normally a 1 every 2 days kinda guy
Dunno what a female sheep has got to do with owt, but you only shit every two days?? 😯
That's not right, that. Unhealthy. You need to eat more roughage.
Once or twice a day [i]minimum[/i]. Anything less is just wrong.
8:45am and 5:45pm here.
I set my watch by them.
6.45 every morning on the dot.
Don't wake up till 7 mind 😳
S'not right though once every two days, is it?
Don't wake up till 7 mind
When it cools down below body temperature?
My oh can go for 4 days without so much as a malteaser. Me daily hefty satisfying dumpage usually by 10am. She gets SO jealous!
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