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I refuse to venture North of Watford ever again 🙄
Was it grim?
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Come further north next time.
Come further north next time.
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Evening guys!
Problem no. 1: Was staying in delightful cottage opposite open fields containing livestock. At 4.00 am one morning, the Herd (head) Honcho decided to rally the troops and they had to follow him across the field, single file, making as much moo-ing as possible. 😯
They were just being friendly! 😉
one morning, some cows mooed a bit....?
can you claim on your insurance?
OMG!!!
"I refuse to venture North of Watford ever again"
It's not all bad then.
I stayed down in the south the once and at 08:00 hours all the moms got in 4x4's and trundled single file to the school gates making hooting noises.!
Was this your first trip outside the city?
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[b]All[/b] of the herd had to obey so they [b]all[/b] moo-ed together.
It gets worse ...
It's a nightmare too much to bare already. Please spare us anymore details....no really, [b]please[/b] spare us.
I went for a wee pootle on the moor. Suddenly an RAF jet appeared, screeching vertically just above my head. I could see the pilot in the cockpit, reckon he was just showing off 😯
OMG!21!11!2!!!!1111 ONEELLLEVEN1111! THE HUMANITY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
too much to bare already. Please spare us anymore details....no really, please spare us.
I'm not sure she's [i]bared[/i] enough yet....pictures maybe? 😉
I could see the pilot in the cockpit, reckon he was just showing off
You could see that much? Was it a low cut cockpit?
Not getting much sympathy am I? 😉
There were one or two redeeming features but am keeping those to myself. 🙄
there's nowt to see up here. except cows & low-flying fighter jets.
perhaps we should post a sign on the M1 somewhere around Nottingham:
"The North. Nowt here but cows & jet fighters"
then the southerners could then make their own well-advised decisions as to whether to go any further...
No, you're right Mr drummer! There's nothing to see oop North.
So let me get this straight. You booked a holiday in a cottage in the countryside, and one morning, just the once, some cows went moo?
Am I missing any more information?
If that is your idea of hell, I simply cannot wait to die and end up in your idea of heaven!!
if it said there's nowt here but cows [u]as[/u] fighter jets I'd be there like a shot 😀
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How far north are we talking here? Proper north or what I'd regard as down south?
tazzymtb, can they be fitted with frickin' laser beams?
Where north of Watford did you go, Northampton 🙂
Did I mention the lamb that regularly escaped from the field? It couldn't get back in so kept bleating.
Look, I don't exactly live in paradise - too many sirens, boy racers etc - but the noise of 50 or so cattle is not something that I want to hear at 4 o'clock in the morning.
My idea of heaven happened during the daytime 8)
the flying cow of death can take lasers, and a multiple payload of sidewinder rockets. Vertical take off/landing is also possible due to harrier jump jet engines cunningly installed to look like an udder
My idea of heaven happened during the daytime
Please tell us that it didn't involve dead badgers this time!
Hmmmmm, reading between CGs thinly veiled lines.....
Glad you had a great holiday 🙂
(did you find any dead animals/antlers)
😆 @ the Cap'n and tazzy
cinnamon_girl - Member
Evening guys!Problem no. 1: Was staying in delightful cottage opposite open fields containing livestock. At 4.00 am one morning, the Herd (head) Honcho decided to rally the troops and they had to follow him across the field, single file, making as much moo-ing as possible.
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They probably sensed you ate their parents and family in a burger restraunt at some time.
Well, I did think of you lot and very nearly took a pic. Beside a gate was a very dead sheep with some fine horns, got a bit nervous of the maggots though!
Yes Anna, it was great thanks. 😀 Some terrific rides and walks and am seriously tempted to move there!
Vertical take off/landing is also possible due to harrier jump jet engines cunningly installed to look like an udder
So....and I'm going out on a limb here....the flying cow of death also has treadmill-take off capabilities!
We have the perfect weapon.
Bloody unfair of the RAF to restrict their pilots to doing their low flying training out in the countryside where they bother everyone - why can't they fly between the skyscrapers in London?
CG glad your holiday was good , I have a few weeks off soon and cant think where to go .
"perhaps we should post a sign on the M1 somewhere around Nottingham:
"The North. Nowt here but cows & jet fighters"
There used to be one at Watford Gap that said "last salad before Greenland"
cranberry - the air ambulance landed on the M3 this afternoon. Made a change from landing at Swinley Forest 😉
knottie - hey got to be Dartmoor!
😆There used to be one at Watford Gap that said "last salad before Greenland"
There used to be one at Watford Gap that said "last salad before Greenland
Lol, only deep fried mars bars from here in forth, looking forward to the cottage in Yorkshire next month, noisy steam train & all!
Oh - M3? You live down there?
I'm sorry.
Not wishing to add to molgrips recent thread but any ride I organise is naturally open to folk from North of Watford!
Terrier jump jet.......
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That is brilliant!
Anywhere past J6 on the M25 is "up North" as far as I'm concerned. 😆
UziChick will sort it all out!
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And, if that doesn't work....
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So what's so great about Watford then ?
Personally I don't see the point of going as far north as Edgware Road.