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Road Biking persons who dont wear helmests - WTF is wrong with them ?


 
Posted : 06/09/2009 9:26 pm
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People who wear sunglasses in doors or on a cloudy shite day.


 
Posted : 06/09/2009 9:31 pm
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Posted : 06/09/2009 9:39 pm
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Cyclists of any persuasion who think a polystyrene hat makes them safe.


 
Posted : 06/09/2009 10:01 pm
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Would 'of' / should 'of' / could 'of' = grrrrrr...!


 
Posted : 06/09/2009 11:27 pm
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Here goes:

Everyone in a supermarket, would you stand in the middle of the pavement and block me walking by?
People who give way to other vehicles, for no reason other than they have time to burn.
People moaning about the weather when they drive everywhere.
Drivers on the phone.
Radio 1 between the hours of 10am-7pm.


 
Posted : 06/09/2009 11:39 pm
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Lots of things on here, but one that happened the other evening: following a car out to the pub, gets to the twisty downhill bit to the village where the pub is, and the driver, who's only doing 30mph where I used to do 50 in a C-reg Nova, starts hitting the brakes at every slight deviation from a straight road! Grrrrrrr. Learn to ****ing drive, you pussy. I've followed drivers in Mercedes sports cars who do the same: crawl along at 35 in a 50/60 limit and touch the brakes at every slight bend. Fer Christ's sake, buy a Micra if you're that scared to drive. Morons.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:10 am
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Weetabix wrapping - used to be paper, easy to tear open, now plastic and the explodes everywhere.

Ebay's continuous defaults when searching.

People who do their shopping at the Tescos petrol "shop" when it's really busy.

Letter boxes that are really difficult to post anything through due to their stiff brushes.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 8:53 am
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Self serving goverments
People who dont take responsability for their own actions
People who wont do anything as it is "well not my problem" when trying to tackle social and enviromental issues
Capitalism
Celebrity Culture driven by a weak minded media interested in only promoting greed and shallow values
Slang and text typing
People with pathetic hates like racism it is a small step every one is different get over it we are all human 😀
Tribal mentality of the world
People who insist on publishing their entire life in detail on Facebook or similar
The complete lack of good manners and respect in the world

Hmmm maybe not so petty really and i think i need to lay off the coffee 😀

SimonK


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:51 am
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Weetabix wrapping - used to be paper, easy to tear open, now plastic and the explodes everywhere.

Another vote for that - it really does my nut in - especially as it is breakfasttime, so patience is spread quite thinly as I try to wake up.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:53 am
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Showing my age with this one:

Hair!

That suddenly seems to want to grow out of your ears, eyebrows and nose but for some reason decides not to, on your head, where you actually want the darn stuff!

One for parents - those plastic ties used to hold a plastic toy to its packaging!

Movie trailers that make a crap film look good!

A good cup of Tea that goes cold.

Last one, with some relevance - Cyclist who cycle towards you on the wrong side and force you to move to the right to pass them?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:27 am
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There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:41 am
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There's only two things I hate in this world. [b]People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...[/b] and the Dutch.

A good percentage of the ****ers that move here then?

Lol @ your irony though.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 7:25 pm
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Eastenders,
Coronation st.
Emmerdale farm,
Xfactor,
Big brother, etc.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 8:06 pm
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Dog owners who drive their dogs to open spaces simply to empty their bowels and then load them back in the car to return home. Seen it in about every car park I have been in.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 8:47 pm
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People who use cutlery like Edward Scissor Hands and who lick knives.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 8:51 pm
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You've created a trail from scratch and used for years just as you like it. Then some twunt comes along and discovers it then decides to hack trees out to make it faster in their opinion and build jumps along it.

Why don't they build their own ****ing trails to their design next to the discovered one or add to it at the end.

It's not ethical to mess with other peoples trails.... Grump 🙁


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:04 pm
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If I can taste your aftershave/perfume at ten paces, you've got too much of it on...


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:54 pm
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people who doggedly resist change only because its different and before they know what the new way/thing will actually be like


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:00 pm
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People who sit really close to the windscreen when driving arghhhhh!


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:18 pm
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People who cannot use Latin correctly; The plural of ignoramus is ignoramii.
Also hypocrites of any denomination.
And those who drive to the woods in a £35k car with £100 bikes on the back.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:33 pm
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Drivers who brake when approaching a green traffic light.
"[b]Its on GREEN for ****s sake!!!!![/b]


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:41 pm
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Bloomin Ramblers walking into oncoming traffic in Borrowdale (Keswick) when theres a perfectly good path on the opposite side of the road!!

And just walking on the roads in general,I just cant understand why? 🙄

And also LITTER on the start of the Altura trail in Whinllater forest! 😥


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:56 pm
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bought and brought. You buy things, not bruy things.


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 5:20 am
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Fat people on trains taking up 2 seats. Go on a diet you fat ****er and let 2 people sit down!


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 6:00 am
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still got no pix from you idave no that pisses me off 😉


 
Posted : 12/09/2009 7:29 pm
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Ridiculous Ads to coverage ratio on 'The Tour of Britain' 👿


 
Posted : 12/09/2009 7:33 pm
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And it's kill-ometer, not kilo-meter. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kilometer

if you look carefully you'll see there two little speaker icons, one offering your incorrect version and one offering my correct version

if you're going to quote a source supporting your point of view, at least choose one which does that! LOL!


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 1:07 am
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People who cannot use Latin correctly; The plural of ignoramus is ignoramii.

Hook, line and sinker! I new someone would fall for it!

"Ignoramus" means, in Latin, "we do not know"

It's already plural as a singular English word, and as such in English therefore needs a distinctive plural form, as for example with the word abacus, whose preferred plural form is abacuses

the alternate plural for abacus is abaci (one i)

ignoramii (with two i's) could never be correct, unless there was a tribe from the non-existent province of Ignoramia (as in the Helvetii, from Helvetia, or the Nervii, from Nervia


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 1:46 am
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The term 'swap out' instead of 'swap'.

Deliberate misspellings such as 'Kwik', 'thru' etc.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 10:00 am
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People who write [i]brought[/i] instead of [i]bought[/i]


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 10:30 am
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Turning my bike upside down, and damaging my left hand Deore XT Thumbshifter on a paving slab.

Grrr.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 2:19 pm
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People who cannot use Latin correctly; The plural of ignoramus is ignoramii.

[url= http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002035.html ]Oh really?[/url]


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 4:41 pm
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Socially inadequate people on "mountainbikes" rocking up in a secluded carpark in the woods late at night with silly ****ing spotlights stuck to their heads thinking there's something funny about ruining a good dogging.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 5:21 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2009 5:34 pm
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Random braking on motorways / dual carriageways
people who have to 'Plan ahead'
Chavs with attack dogs and small children
People determined to live beyond their means
'skint' people with cars, mobiles, internet, sky plus , fags and booze.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 5:36 pm
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Posted : 13/09/2009 5:38 pm
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'skint' people with cars, mobiles, internet, sky plus , fags and booze.

What's the cut off line for a skint person? a packet of beef monstermunch?

people who have to 'Plan ahead'

So how did you find yourself "non skint"? wealthy parents?


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 6:21 pm
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Random braking on motorways / dual carriageways

That'll be people not knowing how to turn off their cruise control without dabbing the brakes. Which is something that REALLY gets on my whatsits!


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 6:23 pm
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Prefixing nouns with the letter "i" to imply that they are fashionable and cool.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 7:12 pm
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OK.- So whats the cut off line for a 'skint' person ? Living in the first world, modernised with a full wellfare system in place, then in my opion , a 'skint' pertson is one who cannot afford for example, take-aways, meals out, holidays, a car, a tele, petrol, nights out in the pub, christmas presents, has social security loans, and assisted housing.

As for how did I find myself non skint?
Its non of your effin business but fyi... try dead parents, who were not 'rich' by Surrey standards, we did not have a car for many years when i was a child, nor a colour tele, we rented a B&W, Mum and Dad both worked hard, Mum had 2 low paid jobs, Dad was a account clerk at an Insurance firm. Got a lucky break when they had the oportunity to buy the flat they had rented for 25 years from the landlady. PLus i work hard, manage my finances , do not live in a debt fuelled bubble, and i am good at making do.
Its people who say "I'm skint", who basically aren't , or the other classic ' Im starving' really, Is anyone in the UK really starving ? It is petty and in most cases not true.
Whilst i am at it , Pregnant girls who smoke..... makes me angry.


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 7:36 pm
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If you not understand the [i]PLAN AHEAD[/i]let me explain. There is no other form of planning is there. You simply cannot plan retrospectively , ie , for somethink that has already happened.

Night

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Posted : 13/09/2009 7:40 pm
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[b]As for how did I find myself non skint?
Its non of your effin business but fyi[/b].

Ah, but it is, you filthy hypocrite....

PLus i work hard, [b]manage my finances , do not live in a debt fuelled bubble,[/b] and i am good at making do.

So,you are included in

people who have to 'Plan ahead'
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Are you a petty insignificant thing that pisses yourself off?


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 7:44 pm
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People who stick their elbows into my airline space. Like the guy sitting next to me, in fact ...


 
Posted : 13/09/2009 7:59 pm
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Ah, but it is, you filthy hypocrite....

I am sorry, Dumbing down in the education obvious means that you are not understanting exactly what i have typed.
People PLAN .All planning is in the future, therefore adding the " Ahead" is unneccessary.

At what point am I being a hypocrite . The thread is about things that piss you off, like improper use of language eg.- bought and brought, I get annoyed by people who claim to be ' skint' , when they cleary are not. Skint peole have to watch every penny, and cannot afford many of the luxury items, like computers and the internet , that the majority of STW members enjoy. You are not skint, I am not skint.
Your replies and arguements are random and unfounded. You do not know me, as alot of people on here do, so please do not judge and hurl insults willy nilly.

Whatever


 
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