[Closed] Petrol Station Congestion and the Female Thought Process

What is it about the brain of a woman that dictates that their preferred course of action is to queue several cars deep for the pump that is on the same side as their car's filler cap when the opposite pumps are free? How can the basic action of pulling the hose to its fullest extent, so that it reaches the other side of the car like it is designed to do, be completely beyond their capabilities?

EVERY ****ing week the forecourt at ASDA Huddersfield is the scene of acts of utter retardation as gormless ****ing bint after gormless ****ing bint blocks off the rest of the forecourt because they apparently can't carry the ****ing nozzle more than the 3 ba5tard inches that they've abandoned the ****ing car from the sodding pump. We trust these people to rear children for Chrissakes - AND THEY CAN'T EVEN FILL THE ****ING CAR UP WITHOUT CHAOS ensuing.