[Closed] Peterpoddy

In Private Eye style....

Does the editor have a picture that illustrates PeterPoddy's state of mind and propensity for violence? 🙂

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See above. He's a fluffy bunny really

I'll not use images to illustrate just how bad it seems.

But an aggressive stance against old people, opinionated pi$$ taking youths and pavement cyclists could well lead to an ASBO.

Please can we not spend the afternoon analysing whether or not Peter is an idiot?

I don't know him, but am perfectly happy to assume that his persona on here is not reflective of a real-world personality disorder.

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**** me; If you're concerned about Poddy's mental health, you 'd have me locked up in Broadmoor!

I don't get why you think Poddy is in any way threatening towards other people? Have you ever met him?

I suspect you have, possibly, and are just on a wind up, but Poddy is just like most people; goes about his business withut bothering others, but if you piss him off, then he'll give it some back.

Me, I attack innocent passers-by, without any provocation, if I don't like their face.

Bit like Frank Gallagher in 'Shameless'; irrational urge to attack anyone who looks like Mick Hucknall...

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Understandable, considering...

Hoi don't mess with peter or I'll kick you in the nuts
With my bombers...
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[i]you 'd have me locked up in Broadmoor![/i]

This sounds like an excellent idea. 🙂

Me, I attack innocent passers-by, without any provocation...

When I say innocent, I mean, if you walk around with a face I don't like, well, you're just asking for it.

Perfectly justifiable defence, in Law. My solicitor will confirm this.

I've not met him at least whilst i've been awake..

Therefore just a persona wind up and a bit of bored monday banter.

Unless he has a real life persona that people see in the real life..Peter only gets to be the real him online....

Unless he has a real life persona that people see in the real life..

Plus peter is has real as they gets just better

My prediction: PP will ignore this thread. For the next 5 minutes 🙂

Plus peter is has real as they gets just better

And in English or French please, or even Welsh might be more understandable. 😉

[i]PP will ignore this thread.[/i]

That would be quite sensible of him really.

I only met Mr Poddy once, he bought one of our club t-shirts and popped round to collect - a very affable chap from what I could tell... 😕

I always assume these threads in question are somewhat unremarkable stories given a tweak for internet humour purposes...

Sorry, only read the OP, been working for the last hour and not seen this.

What have I done now?

All I can remember from today is offering to build someone a wheel and takling about weather in the Alps.
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EDIT
Oh bugger. The pic took some time to load up on my slooooowwwwwww work connection.
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You beat up women and old people, and should be muzzled.

Bloody nice bloke. Fixed my wheel & everything (and no, he wasn't the one who broke it!) Just don't expect to drive badly in a Porsche 4x4 and get away with it 🙂

Eh? Whaaaaaaa? Uhh?

Women? You havin a laff?

I'm still puzzled. Very puzzled. Not said anything outrageous for nearly a week now, unless someone knows my password........

I was thinking this pic was less scary, but now that I think about it...

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Just don't expect to drive badly in a Porsche 4x4 and get away with it

He was a bit close though. I give as good as I get.
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repeat after me peter
"quel temps va-'il faire demain"

What a strange thread this is. I'll just add that I have met said gentleman, and spent a number of days with him on Trans Wales last year.

He is a genuinely nice, friendly bloke.

So there 🙂

Juan, I would, but my French is really poor and I have no clue what that means.
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Vdubber - Thanks for the back-up mate. We spent that week cursing the weather and the campsites, though, didn't we?
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Well I'm guessing...hoping...this thread is tongue-in-cheek. Can't always tell on here!

Peter, i read your comment on the old biddy who clouted your elbow in a carpark, that and the remark of the girls aloud chavs who decided to insult your good lady, etc...

It's all meant in good humour and in true stw fashion has led to a defencive misunderstanding of the thread and it intended 'for entertainment reasons only'

However, it certainly prove how much of a damn decent fella you seem to be..

As you were.

Oh and BTW, the clue is in the winky at the end of the OP

I woon't worry about Sharki. He wears a pink bra and thong.

Disgusting. The milk in me tea curdled. 😯

The undies were wearing me RB

Sharki, yeah I thought it might have been that. I'm not annoyed, and it did come over as jest, hence me not getting all internet-rage about it.

As an ex collegue used to say about me - I say what I like, and I like what I bloody well say...

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Cinnamon Girl is coming down your way soon, I believe?

Gave me a flapjack/cake/biscuit thingy on Sunday on the Chiltern ride, and sorted more than one bike out IIRC.

Happy to confirm the "Not like that in real life" rumour

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The undies were wearing me RB

Chafing? Ooh, nasty. I'm not surprised. Have you learnt your lesson?

Juan, I would, but my French is really poor and I have no clue what that means.

PMSL @ Juan....!

"I sleep alone ... And naked"

There is now NO WAY I'm EVER trusing you EVER again!
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Nah, i'm still going the cross dreesing school.

Hate it now, it's all floral summer dresses lacey underwear...it's better ventilated but unsure about the blotchy suntans mark from sunbathing without trying to offend people..

On a related topic, i don't understand why people are happy to walk down the beach in say, speedo's or a bikini, yet if they did it in Y front or bra and knickers they'd feel it's wrong......

This is not aimed at just men BTW..

ANd the other one is something about tomorrow's weather. What that has to do with anything I don't know????

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Who do you trust me more peter me or google translate 😉
The other on is "What the weather will look like"

[i]On a related topic, i don't understand why people are happy to walk down the beach in say, speedo's or a bikini, yet if they did it in Y front or bra and knickers they'd feel it's wrong[/i]

Do these thoughts occupy much of your time?

Well, I did report in the Chilterns forum ride thread that a pic of a male ar$e was a first 😯 I was very ladylike and did not say who it belonged to 🙂

Mr Poddy is a great bloke and you, sharki, are just causing trouble 🙄

CG is right

BURN THE WHICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN SHARKI ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DezB, Not much at all, but just seems a fine line in what is acceptable just because one is classed as underwear and the other is swimwear.....

CG, causing trouble, surley the wink is a sign of it's tongue in cheekiness..

No animals have been hurt in the making of this thread so no harm done eh?

No animals have been hurt in the making of this thread so no harm done eh?

So I'm an animal now, eh? Great. Just spiffing.

Thanks for your kind words, Dez, I knew you'd back me up.....

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Anyroadup, I'm off for a week in 20 mins. Gonna fall down some Alps. You can all slag me off behind my back until next Tuesday.

Give me your number then.. 😉

I've met Poddy a couple of times and as already mentioned, he is extremely friendly and helpful.

Unfortunately however, he speaks english with a strange accent which I found somewhat disconcerting.

Unfortunately however, he speaks english with a strange accent which I found somewhat disconcerting.

I think I met him with other pals who knew him while riding in Bristol.

Nice bloke-had a motorbike at the time. 😉

If PP dislikes crap drivers, animals, yoof and the old, he's normal.

I know a few people on here and sharki, you'd like Pete!

I like nobody.

Old biffers are was our air with their longevity.

The youth are wasting our air, with there stoopidity and directionless upbringing.

Everyone in between are just moaning oiks, with no appreciation for being alive and the inability to tell when someone is bored and taking the pish.

you like nobody? miserable git 😉

That's OK. I'm definately a nobody.
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anyone who wears these
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is a good egg in my book

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG my eyes they are burning
(and so are the oinions for le pizzaladière brb)

Crap onions are burnt :'(

He is a top bloke. Met him in a carpark on Sunday(honestly it was just for the forum ride) and he helped me with my bike.

PP sent me some bar ends. I forgot to tell him they arrived and feel bad now.
[size=1]Thank you Peter[/size]