hard to ignore, insulting or just something I don't get? a joke maybe, any thoughts on that lol
People who try and by-pass the forum swear filter - likely to get their knuckles rapped?
Are you e e cummings?
I wear this..
People who try and by-pass the forum swear filter – likely to get their knuckles rapped?
*awaits thread closure*
Maybe they simply dare not literally say what you're really thinking?
Maybe the T-Shirt is made of some new-fangled meta-material that reflects the viewer's immediate impression of the wearer, and then near-instantaneously organises said thought into English words, displaying the result via some 'Hypercolor' (remember those?)tech-fabric shenanigans, where thought (instead of heat) makes the impression?
They're obviously just making do until they get their Gnarpoon t-shirt
I think they're called webels
Maybe they simply dare not literally say what you’re really thinking?
Maybe the T-Shirt is made of some new-fangled meta-material that reflects the viewer’s immediate impression of the wearer, and then near-instantaneously organises said thought into English words, displaying the result via some ‘Hypercolour’ (remember those?)tech-fabric shenanigans, where thought (instead of heat) makes the impression?
I think you're confusing this with "I'm with stupid" shirts.
Years ago a friend had a *very* distasteful punk straight-jacket that he wouldn't even have in his house (his parents would have *not* been happy, especially his mum). He used to hide it in a bin liner at the bottom of his garden then change into it when we went to Sixth Form parties. 🙂
It made a simple Go %^&* Yourself seem like daytime TV.
Early days of the web, I won a t-shirt from somewhere with " Mind **** " on it. Can't remember what else it said. In those days there were bobbies out on the streets with big knobby hats who'd clip you round the ear'ole. I only ever wore it playing badminton. I was only a lickle bit webellious.
About 20 years ago I had a t-shirt by sk8 brand Lord. It said Tiny Penis.
Worked well. And was possibly honest.
I think you’re confusing this with “I’m with stupid” shirts.
Au contraire. That's the very same Clouseau, except now sporting a latex nose and 'knowing' squint.
Must stop speed reading ..
Boobies on the street that would clip you around the earhole ..had me excited for a second or two ..
Webellion is nothing new - my brother was physically attacked by a woman in our street in 1977 for wearing punk badges - swastikas and iron crosses on em. He told her to f off and my parent's backed him up "It's just fashion, Caroline. Now f off" (maybe they were slightly more polite).
I used to like the Cradle of Filth T shirt emblazoned with their robust opinion of Jesus.
Not seen one of those for yonks.
I used to have a nice t shirt stating "some people won't take F** You for an answer" by a band called Entombed. Well nice it was, came back from one of their gigs (Southsea Wedgewood rooms I think) with it in tatters from a rather robust session in the pit.
Aah happy days!
I had a t-shirt by Anarchic Adjustment which said..
Subliminal Message:
Herion
Satan
****
...with the last three words printed in a way that only really showed up under night club lighting.
Like this one for a bargain £300!!!
Used to wear a Dead Kennedys cap that said ' Nazi Punks, I say, would you mind leaving' on it with a crossed out Swastika.
Nothing happened, but you know, thought I'd tell you anyway.
I had/have (but don't wear any more) some BMX brand t-shirt that said "Watch More Porn" in block letters with those letters filled with images of writhing naked bodies. Fine until the time I unthinkingly wore it to pick my wife up from a Parents' Evening at the school we both taught at... Spent most of my waiting time with my arms folded oddly high across my chest.
I had/have (but don’t wear any more) some BMX brand t-shirt that said “Watch More Porn” in block letters with those letters filled with images of writhing naked bodies. Fine until the time I unthinkingly wore it to pick my wife up from a Parents’ Evening at the school we both taught at… Spent most of my waiting time with my arms folded oddly high across my chest
I used to have that one. Serial Killer Skates, IICR.
Used to wear a Dead Kennedys cap
My mate Granty bought a DKs shirt from Affleck's Palace. After his mam washed it, it had a hole in and said Too Drunk To Uck.
I had a " **** Racism " T-shirt - bright red with white logo. Usually wore it with an unbuttoned shirt on top but forgot the shirt one sunny evening and was refused entry to my mate's house by his uptight mum...
Badminton?
Similarly to Darthpunks images, I had a Hoodie that said CRAP, ripping off the GAP font. Wore it for school photo day (6th form didn't have a uniform) photographer didn't notice...
I had to stop wearing my Fuct Jaws Tee when my son started reading everything he saw out loud.
I used to take great amusement wandering through Reading town centre on a weekend and warning everyone wearing the obligatory James tshirt that they had Come on their back. Oh the laughs we had.
I have a few t-shirts that I can't really wear since my kids started to read. T-shirt hell is a good source, or Chargrilled for less offensive stuff.
I had a ” **** Racism ” T-shirt – bright red with white logo. Usually wore it with an unbuttoned shirt on top but forgot the shirt one sunny evening and was refused entry to my mate’s house by his uptight mum…
Maybe she was a racist. Did you ask?
Mate of mine used to have a Red Dwarf tee featuring Lister and a quote from Polymorph, "let's get out there and **** it!" Almost got us thrown out of a restaurant, they eventually relented and allowed him to stay so long as he wore it inside-out.
My mate had a t-shirt that said
"Jesus loves you"
Then in small print
"Everyone else thinks you're a *****"
*The c swear
I got a Buzzcocks 'Orgasm Addict' t-shirt for Xmas, Mrs spursn17 apparently thinks it's not appropriate wear for a 60 yr old!
Ferkin' is! 😀
Had (well, still have in a draw at my folks) an Offspring T-shirt with the immortal line of "stupid-dumbs**t-goddamn-mother***er" on the back (Bad habit, still an awesome tune)
Gotta admit that when I saw it drying on my mums washing line she went up in my opinions a little.
She still remarks about it and thats got to be 20+ years ago.
The advert actually says it translates to an expletive phrase. So well done that Twitterer. Duh.
However, the big insult is it's £680. Okey doke.
So the phrase should be "I'm a ****ing idiot" in Georgian.
Nobody’s mentioned the tee that could really get you into trouble, the classic Stiff Records ‘If It Ain’t Stiff It Ain’t Worth A ****’
There was also ‘If It Ain’t Stiff It’s No Use To No One’, both of which I had. I let my g/f borrow the naughty one and never got it back, sadly. Although, tbh it wouldn’t fit me now anyway.
I’ve got several Porn Star tees, although not the one styled after Thrasher magazines logo like darthpunk posted, and I used to wear them to work, until some anonymous individual complained and I was told to stop wearing it. Probably a Daily Mail reader...
I had a Sisters of Mercy t shirt that said "**** me and marry me young"
It didn't work😟
I got a Buzzcocks ‘Orgasm Addict’ t-shirt for Xmas
Keep thinking of that track today every time international women is mentioned😂 I’m in trouble aren’t I
When i was 14 in the 80s, i persuaded my Dad to buy me a tee shirt from Surrey Skates whoch said 'i love girls with big tits' with a Sam Fox esque lady on the front.
My mum persuaded my Dad to take it back.
I’ve got several Porn Star tees
Met a girl wearing one of those, told her not to give up the day job 😮
Got given an "adventure before dementia" tee that I don't wear 🤔
Eeeh, when I were a lad, in my late teens, so mid 1980s, I had a couple of tees printed up by a friend, that were kind of locally famous.
A red one, white lettering, "oral sex is a matter of taste"
And a bright yellow one , black lettering, "legalise sheep shagging"
I was always impressed that my mum washed them and hung them on the line right way up facing the neighbours!
My parents were/are ****in ace.
Mary hinge, indeed they are hahaha!!
Seen a guy walking through perth one day with a t shirt that said ‘will **** for coke’.
But he was an ugly bastard, so I reckon he went thirsty.
Hmmm I do have a certain on-one reg Mombasa t-shirt of a bike with a dick that Seemed a good idea at the time.
I’ve also got a stellar t shirt from Brussels of a topless pig with er large bobbies that languishes in my wardrobe whilst I await the social occasion I could wear it.