MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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who has my flippin shed key ?
come on I had it an hour ago 👿
Probably my daughter - she'll have thrown it in the bin like she does everything else.
Probably the same dick who crashed into my car and pissed off without leaving a note
Its a time portal. Don't worry - My house is full of them too. your key will reappear in exactly the same spot where you put it down at exactly 2.38pm on Tuesday. Where it has been in between shall remain a mystery for ever
Padlock key? Haven't left it inside and locked the padlock have we, I'd never do that 😳
If there's a woman in the house then she's probably "tidied" it away somewhere.
It's always under the fridge, unless... it's in the lock
When looking for the key, you find a pencil with a rubber on the end, it is mine as I put it down just before and I can't find it now.
If there's a woman in the house then she's probably "tidied" it away somewhere
Possibly left at the bottom of the stairs for someone else to move?
On the side?
The areshole wot broke into my shed and ransacked it a few weeks ago proves you don't actually need a key.
Raoul.
If there's a woman in the house then she's probably "tidied" it away somewhere.
Sometimes I lose some keys or my phone or something and spend a good 20 odd minutes searching for it while swearing and making a mess.
And my wife will say things like "well if you put things down in the same place then you'd know where it was"...and stuff like that.
I give up, then she says "I'll look for it"...5 minutes later she's found it. I think she has 'tidied it away somewhere' and suddenly remembers while I'm looking.
Raoul
Probably, he does look a bit shifty.
That's probably not even his bike.
Tollah has taken it away because you stole some of his attention.