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If there's roughly equal numbers of people in each lane there is no zooming going on

But in that instance, we wouldn't be having this discussion.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:14 pm
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But in that instance, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Surely that's what the discussion's about? Should we try to utilise both lanes and merge in turn in order to reduce the length of tailbacks?


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:16 pm
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1) its not about the till, its about getting out of the shop having paid. Does that help?

2) i'm notverygood, there a couple of good explanations about the impact on the length of a queue (as opposed to the number of vehicles queueing 2 abreast) on the other roads nearby when that queue interrupts junctions and roundabouts. I am not sure what else you need to understand. Perhaps you would feel better if the op explained where the nearest junction was behind him at the time of the incident, and how many cars were or weren't backed up over it.

Or spend time queuing 2 abreast for several changes of lights only to find that there is 200 yards of right hand carriageway empty just after them because people are moving over to the left sooner than they could.
Try and imagine how many changes of lights sooner you could have got through, and whether you would have got to the bit where it goes back to one lane any sooner (hint: yes you would).


 
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Page 241. I used to put these out on the actual real life road.

[url= https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/203669/traffic-signs-manual-chapter-08-part-01.pdf ]https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/203669/traffic-signs-manual-chapter-08-part-01.pdf[/url]


 
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Traffic gets busy here, but every morning they'll be someone who decides that they're way to important to wait in a queue and who will therefore zoom up the outside, through the lights and then attempt to cut back in having jumped 10 or 20 cars.

That seems to be a weirdly designed layout where one lane turns to two and back for no obvious reason - but even then, if people filled both lanes and merged in turn the capacity of the road would be slightly higher, the queue shorter and no one would be able to "zoom" past anyone.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:22 pm
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They have these in Edinburgh

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I always merge when the roads merge too. Taught like that in driving test to stop junctions being blocked. Plus it's in the highway code etc.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:30 pm
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Merge in turn at the front

OP = be11end in my book


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:35 pm
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Use both lanes right up the the merge point. People need to merge at some point, might as well use up the available carriageway space while you're doing it. Otherwise the merge point will just move further and further backwards.

The OP was in the wrong IMO, it's a mindset thing.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:51 pm
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Wrong, IMO.
it's only wrong coz no-one else is doing it, if everyone was doing it then it'd be right. As toppers says I don't think the council just thought "**** it, let's put another lane in for a laugh"

Yeah they [i]may[/i] have thought it out incorrectly and it wouldn't work any better if people merged at the correct point, but their road planners [i]probably[/i] know more about this shizzle than us.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:58 pm
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Can I be the first to say...

HARUMPH

(I rather doubt it given some of the contributions)


 
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Drive in the right lane at the same speed the left lane is moving. At the merge point you merge in turn as suggested. You form the queue behind you thus initiating the correct merge in turn behaviour.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:02 pm
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Traffic gets busy here, but every morning they'll be someone who decides that they're way to important to wait in a queue and who will therefore zoom up the outside, through the lights and then attempt to cut back in having jumped 10 or 20 cars.

It's not clear from the photo, does the right hand lane become right-turn only? If both lanes go straight on then I'm very confused as to why you think you can only use half of the road. There's big arrows on the floor telling you to use both lanes and everything.

OP - I have done, would have done and will continue to do the same thing as you in that situation.
If everyone did the same, it'd stop happening maybe.

If everyone did the same, all the traffic would be down the middle straddling two lanes. I can't even begin to imagine how traffic would merge safely to get to that state, it'd be bloody chaos.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:07 pm
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Drive in the right lane at the same speed the left lane is moving. At the merge point you merge in turn as suggested. You form the queue behind you thus initiating the correct merge in turn behaviour.

SMACK ON.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:07 pm
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A6 going into manchester, between pendleton roundabout and the crescent, 2 lanes from the east lancs, 1 lane and a buslane from the roundabout and just lately absolute carnage. Morons queuing not merging, arseholes tearing up the wrong lane then trying to cut in, people getting into lane far too early (blocking the bus lane) and traffic backs further and further back, often with loads of road space unused! Madness.

Lane discipline on the whole is pretty shocking and it leads to problems like this. If the road directions say use both lanes then merge I'd be giving that a go. (but not the "speeding passed then standing on the brakes" method)


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:08 pm
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Best Case

All sailing along at 60-70 on a dual carriageway when merge warning comes up. Drivers in left lane reduce speed a little to allow right hand lane guy to drop into left lane in front (with reduction in stopping distance gap proportionate to speed reduction ) Everyone get through constriction at about 40-50 mph and spreads out again afterwards.

Worst case
Audi charges to front, cuts into left lane (usually without indication) resulting in drivers in left lane having to stomp on brakes creating a ripple effect which goes back miles sincebrake lights do not have a rheostat and the only reponse to a brakelight flare is to start braking yourself until you can asses how hard the car in front is slowing.

Dont be selfish, keep speeds as constant as possible for everyone


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:09 pm
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OP in the wrong according to the highway code, therefore wrong, and acted like an arrogant... to make things worse.

Woman who encountered him, also in the wrong for shouting and ranting etc....

No winners here.

You wont get a visit from the police, but perhaps you could consider taking some driver training, from ROSPA or similar. ROSPA training is very inexpensive, and very good.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:11 pm
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Taught like that in driving test to stop junctions being blocked. Plus it's in the highway code etc.

Good point. There's a road like this near me. Big RAB underneath a three lane dual carriageway (basically a motorway) so you've got the slip roads and a couple of other junctions.

The busiest of the 'other junctions' is 3 lanes heading away from the junction for ~200m until it reaches a right turn, then the right lane disappears (right turn only) and it's down to 2 lanes for another 2-300m until it drops down to 1 lane with the merge arrows painted on the road.

Pretty much every day I see learners on lessons and tests driving to the front of the queue in lane 2 and merging when someone lets them. They're clearly being taught to do this, and they're clearly doing it on their driving tests so there's a fair chance it's the correct thing to do.

I also occasionally see someone who's sat in lane 1 since the roundabout move out to straddle lanes 1 and 2 to stop people from passing.

And every single day, the loooong queue in lane 1 backs up to the point that it's blocking the exit sliproad from the DC and people driving into/from at least one other exit.

If every other car in lane 1 moved out to lane 2 then there would still be a queue, but it wouldn't be blocking the RAB.

I think traffic planning people call it stacking, the intention is to get more vehicles through and away from junctions and [i]then[/i] squish them back down to one lane, so spreading the pressure points out a bit. It's like moving boxes up to the tenth floor using a lift. You [i]could[/i] press the call button, put one box in the lift, press the '10' button, take the box out, go back down, put one box in the lift etc...
Or you could put 2 or 3 or 4 boxes in the lift, take them all up in one go (so get more cars through the junction) and then unload them at the top.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:12 pm
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I'm assuming that everyone here that uses a car has a licence and has been taught how to drive?

I'd just be interested to know at what part of your driving education you were *taught to deliberately block the road?

Clue: you weren't.

If someone is passing you as you queue, then the person in the wrong is you.
You should have used the other lane.

*Smartarse emergency services drivers need not reply! 😛


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:14 pm
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Moved across to Germany a couple of years and things are different as I posted elsewhere... especially the Zip / Merge thing

Generally* UK driving
Agressive, Competitive, Selfish

German* driving
Steady, patient, polite,
(I will concede autobahn rules are a little different but they work. The key is not to let yourself be intimidated in the slightest and have world class observation skills, its expected)

Also what was interesting going back to the UK for a couple of weeks for the Puffer... I found myself slipping back into the game of punish the other motorist exactly like some of the comments above when merging... As someone said, its a conditioning thing.... I blame the parents.

A Zip Merge sign would be a start....

*I havnt spoken to all drivers in both countries but I'm sure there are good and bad in both. No single country has the monopoly on idiots.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:15 pm
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after a similar incident. The copper argued that I should have moved to the front of the empty right hand lane. I argued that there is often space up the side of queues to the tills in shops but I wouldn't consider using that either.[b] After a while he went away[/b].

Probably because he realised some people can never accept that they did something wrong.

And that he was wasting his time trying to educate you.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:16 pm
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To all those queuing in Left hand lanes...

A sincere thankyou! We right hand lane "morons" get where we are going allot quicker, thanks to your impeccable manners! Please carry on 😀


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:40 pm
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You wont get a visit from the police, but perhaps you could consider taking some driver training, from ROSPA or similar. ROSPA training is very inexpensive, and very good.

Christ man, suggesting training to advance one's ability!
You must be out of your mind! 😯

Oh, unless we're talking about MTBing, then for some reason it's completely sensible and the most worthwhile "upgrade".

ROSPA will get your driving to a higher standard than the IAM, in my opinion, *in case anyone is interested.

* 😆

🙄

🙁


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:42 pm
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apologies if already mentioned but the one that gets on my tits is when there are 2 lanes approaching a roundabout like the one by my work. The left lane takes you to the area with all the businesses and as such there is usually a substantial que, whilst the right is straight on and to the right and usually empty.

Nothing pisses me off more than seeing the same folk every morning take the right lane, then going right round the roundabout and thus further holding up those trying to turn left.

Theres one particular guy at my work who does it, hes the type of little runty man who wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life, but surround him with his crappy crysler saloon and he suddenly thinks its ok to inconvenience all the other road users.

His smug grin behind the wheel shows that he clearly thinks hes outwittted the traffic system, and as such has no reason to que. Eh no...its just that noone else is such an inconsederate little weasel...


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:44 pm
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All these traffic management signs should say merge in turn. For some reason you don't see many of them but the ones you do generally have less issues with backed up traffic.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:46 pm
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She'll is very unlikely to report it and even if she did I suspect the Police would just file it in the bin.


 
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Yep OP is a jeb end, for some reason thought he owned the road and doesn't understand merge in turn! People like that cause more problems than they solve


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:53 pm
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2) i'm notverygood, there a couple of good explanations about the impact on the length of a queue (as opposed to the number of vehicles queueing 2 abreast) on the other roads nearby when that queue interrupts junctions and roundabouts. I am not sure what else you need to understand. Perhaps you would feel better if the op explained where the nearest junction was behind him at the time of the incident, and how many cars were or weren't backed up over it.

Or spend time queuing 2 abreast for several changes of lights only to find that there is 200 yards of right hand carriageway empty just after them because people are moving over to the left sooner than they could.
Try and imagine how many changes of lights sooner you could have got through, and whether you would have got to the bit where it goes back to one lane any sooner (hint: yes you would).


Yup, I accept that if the queue obstructs other junctions then you want to make the overall length to be shorter. However, I would suggest that in the majority of cases this doesn't happen. In some maybe, but that isn't the reason why people charge up to the front of the R/H lane. In you second example, yet again this is a fallacious analogy., because you are talking about a situation where the 'blockage' is two lanes wide. Your example would have to feature two lanes leading into a single lane traffic light. The fact is that these queues form because two lanes have greater capacity than one. Once the volume of traffic exceeds what one lane can take you have a queue. The correct place to join the queue is at the back. Joining midway will not make the traffic flow through the constriction any more quickly.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:20 pm
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The correct place to join the queue is at the back. Joining midway will not make the traffic flow through the constriction any more quickly.

But in the scenario where people merge in turn, everyone joins at the back of the queue. The zooming up the outside is a consequence of abandoning the right hand lane, not of using it.


 
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Yeah, you still shouldnt block 2 lanes though 😉

c'mon wheres the junction?


 
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but that isn't the reason why people charge up to the front of the R/H lane.
Using quite emotive language. You could ask 'why do people continue to drive in an empty lane when they could move into a full lane and stop?'
Joining midway will not make the traffic flow through
I agree with that. The idiots that think 'aaagh there's a queue I must join it right now' make matters worse. Just merge in turn nice and smoothly.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:29 pm
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The correct place to join the queue is at the back.

It is. But the point you keep missing is that the queue is [i]two lanes wide,[/i] by design. These people doing all this "zooming" are still joining the back of the queue, just the shorter half of it.

If people weren't so bloody dim and started thinking rather than just blindly doing what everyone else does, we wouldn't be having this discussion because you'd have two lanes of traffic of a similar length and there'd be no way of "jumping" because the end of both tails would be in around the same place.

You see this herd mentality on foot even, how many times do you see a crowd of people entering / leaving a building all squeezing through one door because it happens to be open, when there's another perfectly serviceable door right next to it? It's lunacy.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:34 pm
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But in the scenario where people merge in turn, everyone joins at the back of the queue. The zooming up the outside is a consequence of abandoning the right hand lane, not of using it

Correct answer, and politely put. 😀

I would have answered this:

The correct place to join the queue is at the back.

with this:

[IMG] [/IMG]

which is far less polite, but perhaps on a level more suited.

😆


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:37 pm
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Righty-ho. Accepting that if everyone kept to two lanes there wouldn't be an issue. But, if in the real world, in a situation where there is a 400 yard queue in the Left hand lane, no traffic the the right hand lane and the nearest junction is 5 miles back, are you suggesting that the reason why someone goes in the R/H lane is to set a good example, or to make maximum use of the road space? Nope, they are trying to jump the queue. Especially when you see the type of people in the type of cars driven in a particular way who do this.


 
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You know, only yesterday a mate was telling me he'd taught his step-daughter how to belm. Maybe that needs to go in the "lost skills" thread.


 
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are you suggesting that the reason why someone goes in the R/H lane is to set a good example, or to make maximum use of the road space? Nope, they are trying to jump the queue.

They're not jumping the queue. The queue is two lanes wide. They are still in the queue.

Jesus, I don't know how much simpler I can make this. Do I need to type more slowly?


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:44 pm
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These people doing all this "zooming" are still joining the back of the queue, just the shorter half of it.

In reality there is one queue and a way to push into this queue further on.
Have you got a non car based example of this ?

FWIW this thread has convinced me that we should all do as you suggest and zip at the "pinch point" . Whilst we do not do this and you ignore what is really happening then what you do is jump the queue


 
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But, if in the real world, in a situation where there is a 400 yard queue in the Left hand lane, no traffic the the right hand lane and the nearest junction is 5 miles back, are you suggesting that the reason why someone goes in the R/H lane is to set a good example

I don't do it to set a good example no.

I do it because that's the right way to do it.

Are you suggesting I should drive badly just because lots of other people are ?

The fact that this (really simple) thing seems to confuse a lot of people really does seem strange 😐


 
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Since we've had a few derogatory remarks about Audi drivers I thought I'd put this on. He is the ultimate Audi driver and he does do quite a bit of merging into other lanes. It has probably been on before but always worth watching again


 
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[quote=Cougar ]Do I need to type more slowly?

Go on then. I'm curious to see if it makes a difference.


 
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Sorry I've been out merging.
Said stretch of road is funnily enough on the a61 which has been mentioned a few times, heading into Alfreton. Biggg long straight where most folk queue in turn.


 
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FWIW this thread has convinced me that we should all do as you suggest and zip at the "pinch point" . Whilst we do not do this and you ignore what is really happening then what you do is jump the queue

This is spot on.......and why I still reluncantly conform to UK tradition and perpetuate the problem. Probably needs a national ad campaign to change the way we act rather than a few enlightened folk (in audis) setting an example.


 
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que
lol.

It's a flow of traffic for a start.

You should follow the signs and road markings and get into the lane as directed. In congested road conditions do not change lanes unnecessarily. [b]Merging in turn is recommended[/b] but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.

The Highway Code* seems to deal with this. It specifically says "merge in turn". It doesn't say "que only in the left hand lane". And I had a really thorough search but I didn't spot the part where it said "police the que, straddle both lanes and stop people merging in turn because You don't agree".

*The Highway Code is a set of guidelines detailing the requirements and standards for road users.


 
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Cougar. Let me put it this way. If there was a branch of physics called 'queue theory' it would state the the definition of a queue is a group of people waiting for a constrained resource. The number of accesses you have to that resource defines how many queues you have. If there is only one door, one lane, one till, one runway or whatever then you only have one queue ( for the purposes of defining who takes their turn at getting to that resource.) If there are two lines of traffic, waiting to get into one lane, there is only one queue.


 
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[quote=imnotverygood ]But, if in the real world, in a situation where there is a 400 yard queue in the Left hand lane, no traffic the the right hand lane and the nearest junction is 5 miles back, are you suggesting that the reason why someone goes in the R/H lane is to set a good example, or to make maximum use of the road space?

I'm now curious what the reaction to those on each side of the debate is if in that situation I do as I suggested above - approach in the R/H lane, and pretend that everybody is doing it properly and that both lanes have queues in to the merge point. Probably assume that the queue on the right is a little shorter, but once I've "joined" it proceed at the same pace as the queue in the L/H lane up to the merge point.

It's all very well to complain that everybody is doing it wrong by sitting in a single queue - but moving straight to the front in the R/H lane doesn't do anything to solve this, whilst in the suggestion above you should at least start to form a queue in the R/H lane.


 
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I don't do it to set a good example no.

I do it because that's the right way to do it.


Very laudable. It is always important to Do The Right Thing..... Especially if it saves you time in a traffic jam. 😉


 
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it's making me chuckle with the "incorrectly queue in the left lane crowd" (accidentally) praising Audi drivers. 🙂

Trying to score points by taking the piss out of them for driving correctly.

Genius 🙂


 
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So you can do it the way the highway code advocates and it saves you time or you can make your own system up and sit in a queue for a bit longer. Takes all sorts I suppose.


 
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I don't do it to set a good example no.
I do it because that's the right way to do it.

Very laudable. It is always important to Do The Right Thing..... Especially if it saves you time in a traffic jam.

Well I would certainly be a special kind of idiot to knowingly do it completely wrong just so I could inconvenience myself

Wouldn't you say ?


 
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I've said it before on other similar threads, I wish I had a light up sign that read "I'm not pushing in, I'm merging in turn. Please don't take it personally"

I hate the fact that people assume I'm some selfish prick, but I hate the idea of needlessly sitting in a long queue even more.


 
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Phew! I'm now clear on this; it's the guy's queueing in the left hand lane that are the cause of the problem.

A queue will only ever form in the presence of this willing to queue - slight oversimplification maybe.

Now my question; if there is indeed a single queue, is it longer or shorter if it occupies two lanes rather than one?


 
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The ones I really enjoy are the people who insist on queuing in a single lane while the inactive, well signed, part time bus lane next to them is empty. But now I see the error of my ways I'll be sure to only use half the available road and do my bit to make everyone's journey that little bit longer than necessary.


 
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it's making me chuckle with the "incorrectly queue in the left lane crowd" (accidentally) praising Audi drivers.

Haha, I'm an Audi driver and yes I always drive straight up to the front of the merging traffic in the empty right hand lane. Not only am I following what the Highway Code says to do but I'm also passing all the clueless chumps queuing for miles on the left at the same time. Double benefit - what's not to like 🙂

Funny thing is you normally end up with aggro from some muppet, either half driving into the right hand lane to try and block your progress, or deliberately trying not letting you merge in turn at the other end.

This is easily solved though as I've an old car (far less to loose) and I'm as stubborn as an ox.


 
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Baaaaaaaaa


 
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Haha, I'm an Audi driver and yes I always drive straight up to the front of the merging traffic in the empty right hand lane. Not only am I following what the Highway Code says to do but I'm also passing all the clueless chumps queuing for miles on the left at the same time. Double benefit - what's not to like

Funny thing is you normally end up with aggro from some muppet, either half driving into the right hand lane to try and block your progress, or deliberately trying not letting you merge in turn at the other end.

This is easily solved though as I've an old car (far less to loose) and I'm as stubborn as an ox.

My work here is done.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 7:41 pm
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Cougar. Let me put it this way
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If there are two lines of traffic, waiting to get into one lane, there is only one queue.

Correct, that's exactly what I've been trying to tell you. There is only one queue, but it's two lanes wide. Which lane you use to join the queue is your free choice. Why on earth would you choose to take the lane which already contains the most vehicles?

Have you got a non car based example of this ?

Other than the three I've already made up?

It's all very well to complain that everybody is doing it wrong by sitting in a single queue - but moving straight to the front in the R/H lane doesn't do anything to solve this

It prevents me from adding to the problem.

The ones I really enjoy are the people who insist on queuing in a single lane while the inactive, well signed, part time bus lane next to them is empty

Cheetham Hill Road in Manchester is the poster boy for that.


 
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Other than the three I've already made up?

Only seen the cinema and that had two tills
Ah just re read they make more sense.

TBH I have nothing further to add
we should do it as you say whilst we dont you are queue jumping
the compromise would be as aracer or wrecker say and sray still in the same lane and form the queue behind you to zip from you once you reach the front/pinch point. Everyone else in the "queue lane /the longer lane" is there before you and their turn is before you but you can circumvent this if you wish.


 
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The ones I really enjoy are the people who insist on queuing in a single lane while the inactive, well signed, part time bus lane next to them is empty.

Hmmm..... except for the 'minor disagreement' I had with the dick who pulled over half into the bus lane preventing me from turning left while he queued to go straight on. When his complaint was a/ that the hours indicated (0730-0930 and 1630-1830) were the times that it didn't apply and b/ even if I was in the wrong (which I wasn't) what purpose does it serve for him to block me and the other users when it doesnt even affect him.

The trouble with arguing with idiots is that they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.


 
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Every time people mention the idea of drivers 'zipping' seamlessly together I find myself smirking. Have you ever actually driven on British roads? Any sort of fluid merging would end, 100%, in a pile-up. The future is driverless cars. 😉


 
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Holy shit! Seriously?

Apart from the fact you're all being (rather well executed mind you) trolled, just take a step back! Please!

It's all reading a bit erectiledysfunctiontrackworld. 😀


 
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we should do it as you say whilst we dont you are queue jumping

Not quite. It's closer to:

we should do it as you say whilst we dont [s]you are[/s] we are going to accuse you of queue jumping, inaccurately.

Ie, it appears to you to be queue jumping because you're doing it wrong. That doesn't make it queue jumping, your perception is off.


 
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I go up the empty lane, but I do so nonchalantly with a newspaper open on the steering wheel, and make a great show of being engrossed in it and not looking at the road ahead. This way all the queueophiles think that I just haven't noticed, rather than think that I'm an arse.


 
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Broadsheet I hope.


 
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Obviously.


 
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[quote=FeeFoo ]I hate the fact that people assume I'm some selfish prick, but I hate the idea of needlessly sitting in a long queue even more.

Assume correctly by the sound of that 😉


 
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So now we've figured out that wrightyson was not driving in accordance with The Highway Code*, I'll have a crack at his question.

Oooo am I going to get a visit from the police?

-Possibly

Am I going to prison

I advised her in a very calm manner that there are people who don't take kindly being threatened

-Could be considered a threat, it rather depends how it was perceived, which isn't your call.

Threatening behaviour: triable only summarily Maximum: Level 5 fine and/or 6 months

Possibly depend on your history of inability to follow The Highway Code and any previous threatening behaviour I guess.

*The Highway Code is a set of guidelines detailing the requirements and standards for road users.


 
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Broadsheet I hope.

Apropos of nothing,

In the car the other day I could see in my mirror that the driver behind was reading a book! She wasn't even looking at the road. I sat there frothing quietly to myself for a good 30 seconds till I realised her passenger was sat there next to her with, erm, a steering wheel.


 
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Could be worse Cougar. You could have pulled the car over and started to reprimand the foreign passenger who had got out of the right hand side for something the foreign driver sitting on the left hand side of the foreign car had done 🙂


 
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5 pages in but I'll have a go as it annoys the crap out of me.

OP's neat maneuver and general enthusiasm to form a single queue has probably caused the queue to back onto the previous roundabout which has jammed and in turn caused numerous other queues in the locality including traffic coming the other way which then causes a queue on the roundabout that the 2 into 1 feeds into making the queue bigger, or at least that's what happens where you get dual carriageway book-ended by roundabouts like in Ashton-U-Lyne and many other places.

Merge in Turn you muppets! It's the ultimate display of politeness and deference unlike the selfishness of the one lane queue gits.


 
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You can use the same situation at some roundabouts here. Queuing traffic half a mile long in the left hand lane waiting to go straight on. Very little in the right hand lane waiting to go right. So drive straight up the empty right hand lane past all the queuing traffic, do a full lap of the roundabout and 'hey presto' 5 mins saved from the journey 🙂


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 8:51 pm
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we should do it as you say whilst we dont you are queue jumping
so cougar is correct but everyone else being incorrect makes him wrong?

Noice 🙂


 
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Knew this was up Alfreton hill as soon as i read it!

http://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/streetview?size=640x640&pano=9xy1EjYq72_S_PYIjh8cJA&heading=349.0596203760423&fov=45&pitch=-8.47508802320213&sensor=false

To be fair everyone queues up in the ns lane.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 8:55 pm
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Something kinda related that really bugs me, road near us goes from 2 to one lane, wide road plenty of room but all the sheeple drive (or as is much more likely queue ) 1" from the kerb which encourages arseholes to tear up the middle of the road (straddling the centre line) passed them. The sheeple inconvenience any earnest cyclists trying to get home and the arseholes endanger, well everyone, crossing pedestrians, oncoming drivers, drivers pulling out of side streets etc. last night I was heading the opposite direction and waiting to turn right (on my bike) near enough on the centre line, one arseholes comes flying up the middle of the road flashing his lights at me, then as he slowed to pass - as he had to merge - he had a go at me for not jumping out of his way. His crap behaviour enabled by the unthinking sheeple.


 
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we should do it as you say [s]whilst we dont you are queue jumping[/s]

So start doing it properly then 😯

You know how to do it properly, so why the wilfull bad driving ?

It's almost like you [b]want[/b] to be shit drivers :mrgreen:


 
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sheeple

I bloody hate it when people use the term "sheeple" to make a point I actually agree with. 🙂


 
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FeeFoo » I hate the fact that people assume I'm some selfish prick, but I hate the idea of needlessly sitting in a long queue even more.
Assume correctly by the sound of that

*looks forward to seeing aracer in my rear view mirror, frothing at the mouth in impotent rage as I sail up the right hand lane, laughing maniacally to myself whilst Wagner blasts out of the stereo* 😉


 
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Don't worry, you won't - you'll get stuck behind me going slowly in the right hand lane - haven't you read any of my posts? 😛


 
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I did read that. What happens if the queued lane is stationary though?
Do you stop and merge early? Surely not.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 10:39 pm
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Skimmed a bit of this thread, but those banging on about merging in turn seem to have missed the point that everybody in front of them has already merged in turn, just earlier than you. And then you come along up the outside thinking your turn was before all those who were in front of you. Merging in turn late on decreases the entry speed into the constriction as people apply the brakes when they should be rolling along smoothly, matching the single lane speed. Two lane queuing works best when traffic speeds can increase after the pinch point e.g. two lanes into one after traffic lights. Finding a queue on the left hand side when you're flying down the right means you haven't read the road properly, either that or you're trying to gain an advantage out of other's politeness. Don't mind this so much as the blind hiding behind the highway code.


 
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So the people doing it right are "hiding behind the Highway Code"

I've heard it all now.

People driving wrong using the Highway Code as if it's the handbook for bad drivers.

Brilliant logic.

Finding a queue on the left hand side when you're flying down the right means you haven't read the road properly

Total crap.

And both schools of advanced driving (AIM and ROSPA) disagree with you.

Gave me a little chuckle though.

Keep doing it wrong though, it gives those of us doing it correctly a time advantage that we enjoy.


 
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either that or you're trying to gain an advantage out of other's politeness

Currently staying in Germany, this nearly made me miss the UK. And then I remembered you weren't obeying the rules and must be punished.


 
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