[Closed] On the back of "all the cars you've owned post"..........

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My Dads Caterham 7. Yes dad, I know you lovingly built it yourself, and you have doubts about my personal levels of responsibility. But I'm 31 now, I've grown up a lot, AND ITS BEEN IN THE ****ING GARAGE FOR 8 YEARS, SO HAND IT OVER.

And breathe..... I'd probably wrap it round a tree anyway.

1965 Ford Mustang Fastback
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Vauxhall Magnum 2300

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And Mercedes Benz Fintail

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Have done for years ............one day, one day.

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And especially Gemballa Avanche
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Apart from the gorgeously practical Landy/tent combo in the first picture, why would any sane man pay huge amounts of money for the other grotesque bits of over-engineered tin?

Surely cheaper and easier just to get your penis enlarged?

Why buy a Lando if you don't want to be driving at 50mph? We're talking dreams, right?

Practical:
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Impractical:
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Why buy a Lando if you don't want to be driving at 50mph?

By the looks of it, I don't believe he's thinking of doing much 'driving' at all.

More like [i]shagging[/i] I reckon.

According to Urban Dictionary:

As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

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Dino 246 GT.

I have always wanted one of these...

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Just pure, lovely, driving perfection.

Then one of these for the trips to the further reaches of Cambridgeshire and beyond.

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This please. The Tomb Raider Defender but not the useless special edition diesel one I want the one they made for the movie the v8 petrol one 😀

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And one of these.

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Lynx Eventer:
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I saw one of those Tomb Raider LandRovers at Pitch Hill car park the other week, defo. belonged to a biker.

Me... it'd have to be a 4x4 W123 Merc Wagon with a supercharged V8 in it, obviously keeping the exterior totally standard

..a bit like [url= http://www.roesenclassics.de/projekte/mercedes-benz-w123-v8-560te ]this one[/url]

I have absolutely zero practical use for this car and I have no idea why I really, really want one!
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993 Engined Karmann Ghia

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www.bader-racing.de

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But with cream leather with red piping.
or
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I've never understood the penis enlarger joke myself. If I could afford a fast, loud fun car I'd buy it because I liked it, not because anyone else might like it. Am I in the minority in buying cars for me? My car makes me smile when I look at it, grin when I drive it and I couldnt give a rats ass what anyone else thinks of it. I've had people yell penis related insults at me when I've been stopped at lights, while they're driving their "normal" cars, personally I just dont care what sort of car they have. If I think about it, using their suggestion, they must have a ****ing enormous one to be happy driving around in a rotten euro box, but I just wouldnt think about it, so I can only conclude it's jealousy. Of course they'd never admit it was jealousy, and they'd make some sort of defamatory remark but ultimately I'd just have to feel sorry for anyone who takes enough notice of other peolpes cars and feels the need to make such comment.

I_Ache... I'd rather have the D one, much less likely to conk out when wading.

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However, if it [b]has[/b] to be a car
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Yes [b]THAT[/b] one

or

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(and, no this doesn't quite cut it)
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[img] [/img] For biking trips with yer mates

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[img] [/img] For the hell of it

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For Traveling to the pub
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Because I need one
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For cruzing
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Fit the bike in the back
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For picking the kids up
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http://www.bowler-offroad.com/Nem_2009/Nemesis_EXR_home.htm

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I've never understood the penis enlarger joke myself

That's probably because the size of your penis is beyond a joke

coffeeking - Member

I've had people yell penis related insults at me

So this is you is it ?

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What a beauty!

Dammit! I forgot about the Bowlers... That might just combine the two I want int a single vehicle. Albeit one with only a couple of seat and no interior

🙂 perfect for gettign the bikes around...

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Need to get my hands on one of these.

My dad had one when I was a kid, sold it to some numpty who promptly crashed it (we saw it totalled at the side of the road - every panel smashed )

I've never understood the penis enlarger joke myself.

Maybe because due to your attitude and drive you are a c0ck?

Dodge Ram SRT-10 for mountain biking. Has a Viper 8.6L V10 engine, doing 0-60 in 5 seconds, should be fine for 6 people & bikes.
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A 5th Wheel for camping. 😆
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I haven't decided on an everyday car and sports/track car yet. 3 cars would be my minimum.