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I'm at the pub quiz with my mate, after 15 mins his gf arrives with a fella she introduces as her bf.
greedy cow. Mate apparently knows about her "inside bf" and he's her outside bf as inside likes xbox too much

What and indeed the...

Anyone else know any weird "couples"?


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 10:55 pm
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I know a couple who are happily married to each other. Only thing is they live in different houses, about one mile apart. They go out for nights out etc together and sleep over at each others couple times a week. They both appear to be faithful to each other. They had children whilst living like this (now grown up) and the kids had their own rooms and things at each place. Was bizarre but seemed perfectly normal to them.


 
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I know a couple who are happily married to each other. Only thing is they live in different houses, about one mile apart. They go out for nights out etc together and sleep over at each others couple times a week. They both appear to be faithful to each other. They had children whilst living like this (now grown up) and the kids had their own rooms and things at each place. Was bizarre but seemed perfectly normal to them.

That seems perfectly reasonable to me. I've always hated sharing my living space.


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:06 pm
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I know a couple who are happily married to each other.

Yup,I know a couple like that,weirdos. 😉


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:08 pm
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That 'inside bf' and 'outside bf' sounds pretty crazy!


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:15 pm
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I'd be fine with seperate houses. We have seperate bedrooms and I love the space. I reckon it halved our argument rate overnight.

That inside BF, is he [i]allowed[/i] out?


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:16 pm
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Hora and Binners.


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:23 pm
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I reckon it halved our argument rate overnight.

Obviously as you would have to do it by shouting or text now...


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:25 pm
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Yes. He just doesn't like to go out.


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:26 pm
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did anyone have enough beer to ask about the arrangement? was it turns?


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:28 pm
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Insidey isn't aware of her arrangement


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:32 pm
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I reckon it halved our argument rate overnight.

Obviously as you would have to do it by shouting or text now...

🙂 Good point that man

You know I was going to put 'at a stroke' but I just knew some comedian would have jumped on that.


 
Posted : 15/12/2014 11:39 pm
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Surely the [i]inside[/i] bf gets the much better deal 😉


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 5:24 am
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How did she meet inside bf?


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 6:10 am
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[i]Insidey isn't aware of her arrangement[/i]
Well it's hardly a weird arrangement then. She's simply cheating on her bf with your mate. If all parties knew and accepted the situation then that would weird.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 6:14 am
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I reckon it halved our argument rate overnight.

But what about during the day?
😉

I think the living apart thing would work very well for a lot of people. A mate has a gf in London, he's in the Midlands. About nine years they've been together.

It's the couples who have the same coats you have to watch. Wt-actual-f is that about?
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Posted : 16/12/2014 6:29 am
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Don't Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton have adjoining houses?


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 8:37 am
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I think Tim Burton lives the graveyard next to Bonham Carter's place.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 8:53 am
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Insidey isn't aware of her arrangement

Inside must have went outside to be in the pub as he was introduced to the quiz team that Outside was in....? so he must know about outside, and in this case inside was outside.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 8:54 am
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I thought Tim Burton was married to Johnny Depp


 
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No, Johnny Depp is his [i]outside[/i] bf.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 8:59 am
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Couple in our street have houses on opposite sides of the road from each other....


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 9:53 am
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Well you wouldn't want them to hear the headboard going nineteen to the dozzen would you?


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:00 am
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First heard of the separate house thing from a colleague years ago, I now have a friend who lives the same way and they both really like it, suppose you would , its just expensive.

The inside outside relationships sound like your mate is just knocking off someones GF.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:10 am
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Insidey isn't aware of her arrangement

Cheating is fairly common as is lots of people knowing about it and doing nothing about it. This is not an "arrangement" or a "relationship" this is infidelity.

All relationships are weird and what works for some folk wont work for others.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:14 am
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Update apparently he is aware. When he's with her she his gf. If he's not there is a god damn free for all.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:19 am
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The inside outside relationships sound like your mate is just knocking off someone else GF.

Yep, OP's friend is not in a odd relationship - he just seems to be interfering in a dysfunctional relationship. Edit with wysiwyg's extra info - then in which case that's all fine and dandy if they are all happy whilst it lasts (it won't).

I once had a quite casual relationship with a girl who also had a relationship with another girl. Yes, the obvious happened - but I wouldn't say I was in a relationship with the other girl. At the time I wasn't fussed enough to think about it too much - just young and stupid.

A few doors up the road there are two married couples living in houses opposite each other. They were once married to each other's partners. It's further complicated by the fact that one of the blokes used to be the village vicar. That's pretty odd I guess.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:23 am
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Jamie - Freeloader!

Hora and Binners.

But ... it just.... it just ... works

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I used to know a couple at uni who, after we'd been out, used to get back and he'd be quite happy to let a couple of the lads boff his missus. She was always up for it. This happened on a regular basis. It never seemed to bother him. They're still together. I think a similar set-up still exists

I think she just tired him out.


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 10:47 am
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I think she just tired him out.

Or maybe he just wanted more time out on the bike?


 
Posted : 16/12/2014 11:27 am
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I'm at the pub quiz with my mate, after 15 mins his gf arrives with a fella she introduces as her bf.
greedy cow. Mate apparently knows about her "inside bf" and he's her outside bf as inside likes xbox too much

I know someone who lives with her boyfriend and their 4yr old daughter. She also shares with her disabled Lesbian partner and has a longterm male partner. Her fella has lego.

Polygamous I think its called?

I couldn't have more than one female partner. I'd just go into turbo-sexual overdrive and die of exhaustion. Maybe females in this situation are doing it due to overly mis-matched sexdrives at home and/or they also gain more attention/affection.

For everyone else of the double-partner kind theres swingers.com.

Binners, just remember I'm the plug

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Posted : 16/12/2014 2:59 pm
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When I'd just started work, a mate and a colleague had a bit of a partner swap for a while. It didn't last, but it confused the hell out of me - a lad from the sticks - as the evidence said "they've swapped partners" but my head was refusing to accept it..


 
Posted : 18/12/2014 2:36 pm
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I thought Tim Burton was married to Johnny Depp

True story and H.B. Carter is his 'Beard'.


 
Posted : 18/12/2014 4:40 pm