MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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A serious question. Which I hope won't get deleted or me banned.
I have, for the last month been tee total, and also been sticking to a low fat diet.
In the last week or 2 I have noticed a definite change to my... erm how should I put it....... gentleman's relish. It has become like glue.
So my serious question is, does your diet have an effect on this sort of stuff? I understand that it can effect your potency, but haven't ever noticed a change in the consistency before now.
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You drinking enough water?
And that ain't really offensive is it.. you want me to tell you about the video my mate showed me the other night called eel enema??
do your socks stick to the wall now?
[i]like glue[/i]
In the sense that your hairy palms are now permanently attached to your helmet? 😯
Dehydration or an STD possibly...
What sort of glue?
Wood or Prittstick?
<bad_joke> No proof, but I have heard that you can tell a high vitamin content if she has to chew before she swallows relish! </bad_joke>
I am concerned that my lady wife will have a pillow case permanently stuck to her head the next time she falls asleep before I do.
yossarian FTW.
I gave up my quite healthy 8 pints of cider per evening habit a few years back and suffered terribly with dehydration for a while afterwards..
I didn't really consider replacing the vast amount of fluids at first..
Jamie I reckon you are the fastest typer on STW. You must be the first replier on about 50% of the threads I ever read, and there or thereabouts in the rest!
What sort of glue?
Wood or Prittstick?
More like no nails. really have to scrub to get it off.
Dehydration or an STD possibly...
Could be dehydration I suppose. I'll up the water intake. Think you have to have sex to catch one of those.
do your socks stick to the wall now?
I just laughed out very loudly at that....not good as Im sat in the silent area of the library and Im not alone 😆
thegreatape:
Jamie I reckon you are the fastest typer on STW. You must be the first replier on about 50% of the threads I ever read, and there or thereabouts in the rest!
I am actually a computer programme.
Like a reverse ebay snipe thing?
thegreatape:
Like a reverse ebay snipe thing?
Exactly the same. Only much less productive.
mr_krabs - Member
Think you have to have sex to catch one of those.
What a T*sser 🙂
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[/url]The Southern Yeti - MemberYou drinking enough water?
And that ain't really offensive is it.. you want me to tell you about the video my mate showed me the other night called eel enema??
>gentleman's relish. It has become like glue.<
Hope it hasn't made your bostick 😉
Hairychested... what does that link to?
dont go there...
well i darent
[i]I am concerned that my lady wife will have a pillow case permanently stuck to her head the next time she falls asleep before I do. [/i]
Best time to give the wife a Milwaukee Blizzard... when she's asleep? Might have to try that one 🙂
Hairychested... what does that link to?
An animation explaining a thing or two. Not sure if work-safe, though.
See your GP before it falls off.
Blue? wtf?
Infection, try sniffing it. 😛
Might be a market for organic glue.
Might be a market for organic glue.
Surely you mean orgasmic glue?
Who needs 'Dr Sludge Puncture Protection Sealant' eh?
You can make your own!! ;D
Best time to give the wife a Milwaukee Blizzard... when she's asleep? Might have to try that one
often referred to as 'web eye'
I think the clue is in your name, do your balls itch also, i would get down the clap clinic pronto! 😕
Have you tasted it, does SWMBO think it tastes different and does it glow in the dark?
Have you tasted it
😕
I think the clue is in your name
exactly what i was thinking, along with, just as well really
HC - haha I don't think you'll find eel enema on youtube, but it certainly seems like you were intrigued!