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[Closed] Non PC Xmas cracker joke. Lets see who gets offended this time.

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Why did the artist join the PC brigade?

Cos he was too easelly offended. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:13 pm
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I think you might have left a bit out


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:17 pm
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What do you get when you cross an Octopus with a Kangaroo and a Sheep and a Zebra?

A striped woolly jumper with 8 arms


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:18 pm
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I think you might have left a bit out

Soz, here's the missing bit... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:39 pm
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I think you might have left a bit out

Soz, here's the missing bit...

Can't you just give us the full picture?


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:41 pm
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Can't you just give us the full picture?

No, I'm giving you the brush off!


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:44 pm
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A fat women stopped me in the street and said, will you see me across the road love?
I said, across the road, I could see you from space ya fat cow.


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 7:59 pm
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Nice one from someone called "Ton"


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:07 pm
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[i]Nice one from someone called "Ton"[/i]

I agree, good joke Ton ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:21 pm
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Ton's not fat, he's just 'large'

(& stop hijacking my threads ya Knob!)


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:29 pm
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i went up to a fat bird in the pub last night.
you are a big lass aren't i said.
tell me something i dont know, she said, with a tear in her eye.
salad tastes nice, i replied.

๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:40 pm
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Splutter


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:44 pm
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The invention of the shovel must of been really groundbreaking.


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:45 pm
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What's green and doesn't weigh very much?

Light green.


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:46 pm
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This is my thread right, so sod off & have a happy new year.

Do one else I'll get some ladders & smash ya face in!

(not with the ladders, I just need them to reach) 8)


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:46 pm
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Do I send my letter of complaint to the Editor at the Guardian?


 
Posted : 31/12/2016 8:51 pm
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i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping. ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 3:52 pm
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"You're fattist!"

"No, you're the fattest"

- after Jimmy Carr


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 4:01 pm
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not very non pc sorry I will try harder next year.

What do you sing at a Snowmans Birthday ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 4:02 pm
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What have Hull and Las Vagas got in common? They are they only two cities you can pay for a hooker with chips.


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 8:14 pm
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[quote=ton ]i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping.

There's nothing funny about being fat Tony.

Unless it's a fat clown!


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 8:17 pm
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i cant believe nobody had anymore fat bloke jokes. standards are slipping.

Like we discussed on the ride Tony, someone might be offended. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 01/01/2017 9:23 pm
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how did Jesus get such amazing abs?

cross-fit ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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