Tonight i've a fancy dress party to go to.
Theme is Bristol, so i thought i'd go as the Late Keith Floyd, but with darkened eyes and gaunt looking shadows.
Is it a little too soon to do this?
In general i think the party will include open minded people with a carefree atttiude, most of them are athletes in one form or another not that this should make a difference to their perception of how to have a laugh at things.
Or shall i ditch this idea and go with plan B with is to go as 'some tarmac'
I'd have gone as the Clifton Suspension Bridge. I don't think you've put enough effort into this.
Go as a bike thief.
Go for it, someone has to be the first
Do it - you get to have a big glass of wine all evening as a prop.
Second the bike thief, hooded shell suit, white socks with right trouser leg tucked into sock, nike trainers a cap and some bolt cutters oh and maybe a zorro style mask for extra effect.
I've put very little effort into this it's true.
I've got a panama hat, dickie bow and very large wine glass.
The thought of me in suspenders straddling a dirty big wet gorge is normally saved for saturday nights.
Just get some Blackadder style comedy breasts and go as a pair of bristols.
Ooops must have hit back button.
"hooded shell suit, white socks with right trouser leg tucked into sock, nike trainers a cap and some bolt cutters oh and maybe a zorro style mask for extra effect."
dont wear those because as you walk there you'ed probably get arrested by the police....
oh, then again come to think of it, probably not 😉
Why would it be non-PC ? If the party 'will include open minded people with a carefree attitude' I can't see the problem ...... although I can see a problem with going to a 'fancy dress party' .... why do people want to that ?
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