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Nirvana “bean a son”.
'Quorn to be wild'?
'run silent, run beet'?
'hit that perfect beet'?
'the number of the yeast'?
'solsbury dill'?
'no thyme to cry'?
Bit of krishnacore for you. One of the dudes from Shelter was once asked in an interview, don't you ever come off stage really hyped and just feel so tempted to do a line or screw a groupie or even just have a beer? And he said, yes, all the time, we're punk rockers after all. But when that happens, I just cook us all up a big batch of lentils.
Anything by Abba. They're Swedes.
The Tofu Fighters
a french tribute act covering House of Pain tracks - Maison de Bread
Give peas a chance
Toast Poet
Perhaps not so tongue in cheek as the op but... 😊
Extreme noise terror-Murder
450 millions animal are murdered in Britain every year
To be shoved down your throat and shat out of your arse
Murdaaaargh
450 millions animal are murdered in Britain every year
To be shoved down your throat and shat out of your arse
Animals to be killed for pleasure
Murdered at the consumers leisure
Slaughtered for meat in their ****ing abattoirs
Murdaaaargh
Pneumatic bolt shot deep in the head
Splattering bones and gushing blood
Yet you still support this insane slaughter
Brainwashing adverts on T.V.
Cover up the reality and never shown the pain and torture
For balance, Butthole Surfers - Seitan
Anything on the Apple lable.
The Banana Splits
A delicious main meal for you
potato!
+Beans. (Free vegan air)
and some nutz
https://youtu.be/UFtbTzkSlC8
pudding's on it's way
@bigjohn. Well done!
I was going to suggest iggy pop ‘American Caesar-salad’, but it contains Worcestershire sauce. Technicality!
How about slayer ‘seasoning in the abyss’?
Pasta pussycat?
“Soya right”?
Anything by Prefab Sprout.
Except for the one about hotdogs
'bramble on'?
Chuck berry 'roll over beethoven'?
I prefer the Beatles version.
Anything by Marc almond?
'radicchio ga-ga'?
'chipotle be the day'?
Little Richard 'tutti frutti'.
Beatles 'strawberry fields forever'.
Prince 'raspberry beret'.
Dire straits 'sultanas of swing'.
Anything by 'current 93'.
'raisins to be cheerful'?
‘Scone free’?
‘Bun to be had’?
Naming foods (that have no meat in them), then changing titles of songs to fit? I’m in!
Whole Lotta Loaf - Bread Zeppelin
Hot Bun In the Summertime - Sly and the Family Stonebaked
Eating Trifles - The Jam
Smells Like Greens Spirit - Nirvana
ImaGIN - John Lennon
Billie Bean - Michael Jackson
Bunhemeian Rhapsody - Queen
Bay Jude - The Beatles
Like A Stonebaked Roll - Bob Dylan
I Can't Get No Satsuma-action - Rolling Stones
Waterloo Bunset - The Kinks
Stairway To Leavened - Bread Zeppelin
The Twix - Chubby Checker
I Will Always Loaf You - Whitney Houston
Life On A Mars? - David Bowie
Turn Ip - PARTYNEXTDOOR
Born To Bun - Bruce Springsteen
Several Species Of Small Furry Vegetables Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pint - Pink Floyd
Heavy Lentahl - Killah Priest
Ciabatta You Better You Bet - The Who
SubstiFlute - The Who
Ghost Rye-ders in the Sky - Johnny Cash
Focaccia Like A Beast - Animal
Lettuce Prey - Mötley Crüe
Gnocchi, Gnocchi, Gnocchi On Heaven’s Door - Bob Dylan
Hearts Dough’nt Break Around Here - Ed Sheeran
Grapes - Black Eyed Peas
(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peas, Loaf, and Understanding - Nick Lowe
There's always one isn't there?
^^^^very impressive^^^^^^
NoMeatsNo ‘When pudding it all in order ain’t enough’.
This still going?
Hot Chip - Down with (P)ri(n)ce
Black Grape
John Kale
https://youtu.be/Trotjp3yCPw
Death in Vegan - Opium Soufflé 😋
‘Papaya don’t preach’?
Oh crumbs!
‘Caaaaakewaaaays to inhalation’?
‘patisserie inhabitants’?
‘Into the pip’?
‘Gonna get cloves to you’?
Small Fruit Song by Al Stewart
Fluke 'risotto'.
Mouse eats mouse 'tuim tattie'.
'hermes marzipan'?
Cheese electric