There I was 5 hours into a ride, on top of Long Mynd with another 1000m of climbing to do to reach my goal for the day and totally sh*gged when a very "ascetically pleasing" young lady pased (on a stumpjumper) me with a lovely smile and a cheery hello. Totally distracted me from the pain in my legs and went on to finish the ride with the added bonus of crossing paths with her about an hour later.
Should I submit myself to the sex offenders register or is this a completely natural and common phenomema?
totally natural. goes back to our monkey days don't it? impressing the ladies and all that 😀
[i]a very "ascetically pleasing" young lady[/i]
Pleasing in the manner of abstinence of worldly pleasures?
So she was a minger then?
I doubt very much that she was impressed with my sweaty red complexion, running nose and snails pace!
a very "ascetically pleasing" young ladyPleasing in the manner of abstinence of worldly pleasures?
So she was a minger then?
Sorry, probaby to tired to try to be clever with the grammar, no she was well fit!!
Should I submit myself to the sex offenders register or is this a completely natural and common phenomema?
how young was this "lady" 😳
(I know a couple of ladies who are acetically pleasing - mmmmmm, good enough to pickle !)
[i]acetically pleasing[/i]
That's more like it - pleasing you right on the vinegar stroke 🙂
Sillyoldhector - It's called 'refleshment'. Very natural and common!
You sound like a right dirty old man. No wonder she sped off.
