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http://www.juicefm.com/news/local/escaped-chickens-close-the-m62/


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 8:49 am
 LHS
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Another poultry excuse by the Highways agency traffic cops to shut a motorway.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 8:55 am
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nope, can't think of a single one


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 8:55 am
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That's a bit of a fowl up.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 8:57 am
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Blimey, that must have caused some eggcitment


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:00 am
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Think of all the drivers cooped up in the resulting traffic jam


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:06 am
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That is seriously clucked up.
RM.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:09 am
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The quality of the jokes on here has me spitting feathers.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:21 am
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What a

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Posted : 14/05/2014 9:29 am
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Somebody's in for a roasting.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:36 am
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Who came first ?


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:39 am
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clucking hell 😉


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:40 am
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6,000 test subjects should finally find the answer as to why their ancestor actually did cross the road.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:42 am
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At least he was able to poulet over.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:46 am
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I'm not chasseur closing the whole motorway was necessary.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 9:56 am
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Somebody is going to be eating a lot of scrambled eggs!


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 10:35 am
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I heard one of the birds was involved in a collision with a commercial vehicle.

Coq au van.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 10:41 am
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I'm not chasseur closing the whole motorway was necessary

Top marks that'll move you up the pecking order..


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 11:16 am
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I heard one of the birds was involved in a collision with a commercial vehicle.

Coq au van.

I bet the driver had egg on his face.


 
Posted : 14/05/2014 11:17 am