[Closed] No jokes please

Another poultry excuse by the Highways agency traffic cops to shut a motorway.

nope, can't think of a single one

That's a bit of a fowl up.

Blimey, that must have caused some eggcitment

Think of all the drivers cooped up in the resulting traffic jam

That is seriously clucked up.
RM.

The quality of the jokes on here has me spitting feathers.

What a

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Somebody's in for a roasting.

Who came first ?

clucking hell 😉

6,000 test subjects should finally find the answer as to why their ancestor actually did cross the road.

At least he was able to poulet over.

I'm not chasseur closing the whole motorway was necessary.

Somebody is going to be eating a lot of scrambled eggs!

I heard one of the birds was involved in a collision with a commercial vehicle.

Coq au van.

sbob - Member

I'm not chasseur closing the whole motorway was necessary

Top marks that'll move you up the pecking order..

I heard one of the birds was involved in a collision with a commercial vehicle.

Coq au van.