MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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It's ****ing hair dressers that screw it up 🙁
I can understand people with psychological distress that kill or have problem in our society but ****ing hair dresser that screw it should be burn alive 🙁
Men who use hairdressers should be shot as well!
Dont you know a Barber?
You'd never hear an english bloke saying that. 😉
pics?
sac ra bleurgh
hairdresser/barber same shit, if they screw your hair cut they need to get burn alive :'(
There is only 4 weeks between a bad haircut and a good haircut
hairdresser/barber same shit, if they screw your hair cut they need to get burn alive :'(
ahem. I think not mon ami!
They're definately lovers not fighters, thats for sure.
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Ponce 😉
I don't even own a comb, but I do have hair 8)
There is only 4 weeks between a bad haircut and a good haircut
Agreed. You only need to go around looking ugly for about 4 weeks.
Can you manage to go that long without pulling juan ?
griz the problem is not living on pron, is how shitty is it :'( honest
hairdresser/barber same shit
-1!
if my mop gets too long, i want chit chat about MAN stuff, and it to cost less than a fiver and i DONT want to be offered "product" to finish it off.
"what would you like sir?"
"less hair please barber"
I am with Ian on this, grade 2 all over is the only haircut a man needs.
Best and worst hair cut experiences
Worst: What can we do for you today sir?
I want a hair cut.
I am the head stylist, what shall we do for you?
Cut my hair?
I see, how shall we cut it?
With scissors? Look, you are the only person here so why do you keep calling yourself we?
I see sir, tapered of square?
No idea? You are the hair dresser, use what ever scissors you like!
I am a stylist, not a hair dresser.
Then f*ckin style my hair now befor eit grows any longer!
Best
Hello sir, shortened and neatened?
Yes please
Right you are, level with the collar?
Guess so?
Side burns?
You choose.
Okay sir.
Both first time visits to the places. First one £25, second one £10 and the bloke in the second one even trimmed my eyebrows without me asking (or knowing they needed doing).
Wife's reaction to the first one - nothing
Wife's reaction to the second one - You look smart and someone has done something about those bloddy eye brows. Are you seeing another woman?
Is Blind Pete still going, or is he dead now? In Portswood at the corner of the Common.
Dunno - One was in Slough and one was in Windsor
grade 2 all over is the only haircut a man needs.
Ponce, guards are for jheyboys... 😀
...even trimmed my eyebrows without me asking
Mine does my ears also, but leaves my nostrils alone.