okay.... so a pal has just bought a shiny new Range Rover and was daft enough to leave it, and the keys, at my house. I feel duty bound to prank him. Clearly I can’t take the car anywhere as I’ve been boozing, so I need some prank ideas. thoughts
He bought a range rover, how about put some mud on it
Gaffer tape. Rip some of the fibres out, place on paintwork, looks like it's been keyed.
Reprogram his eberspacher.
Go on live life on the edge
How about giving it a soft water wash and then polish? It'll keep his paintwork pukka.
Its all about the love 😃
Banana in the tailpipe, Shirley...?!
Change the satnav to Russian language and leave a perfume bottle on the seat?
I’ve already programmed every strip club and STD clinic within 30 miles into his favourites. What next?
What next?
Revise for your A Levels
Hole punches in the vents. Set fan to max. Point all vents up.
You need to hide a tin can with a few coppers in it somewhere inside it.
Rattling will drive him nuts 😀
Prawn taped to underside of drivers seat.
I’ve already programmed every strip club and STD clinic within 30 miles into his favourites. What next?
To be honest, I don't think you need our help. That's magnificent.
Do absolutely nothing to it. Make lots and lots of references to things you might have done with it.
Hide some fake bags of cocaine in the spare wheel well?
Set the key fob programming to light the car up like a Xmas tree whenever it’s blipped to lock/unlock, switch on lights to flash, indicators to flash, horn to sound (should be in find my car mode in menu) interior light and led settings to strobe etc, perhaps ice settings can also be included to play very loudly on start up.
Then change the menu language to an obscure Eastern European language so he’s ****ed, if he wishes to change it back he’s going to have to put up with it till he can see a dealer to do a factory reset.
You need to hide a tin can with a few coppers in it somewhere inside it.
Rattling will drive him nuts
It's a Range Rover, a few more rattles won't make any odds.
I'd suggest a 'Powered by Fairydust' sticker in the back window and a pair of eyelashes for the headlamps.
Memory seat and mirrors are probably coded to the key. Put them all in super bad positions (seat right forwards, tilted forwards, backrest forwards etc), save them, then put them all back to normal. When he starts it he'll get a surprise.
Or.. Loads of flour in the air vents, point them all at the drivers seat, turn the fan to full, wait for the self-antiquing
Disown him
Print out a fake number plate and stick it on the back.
Something like GAY80Y should do it.
My friends mechanic dad used to like to set the radio to full volume so as soon as you put your keys in you'd be blasted with loud music. He also like to put loads of candle wax down the exhaust so as soon as it got hot enough you'd find yourself emitting huge clouds of smoke. He also took great delight in putting my gloves in the freezer each time I went round there on my motorbike.
Oh how i used to laugh........
My friends mechanic dad used to like to set the radio to full volume so as soon as you put your keys in you’d be blasted with loud music.
Yeah, the valeters at work do this, and it’s usually Radio 1, Radio 1Xtra, KissFM or Heart. And oddly enough, no matter what car or time of day it is, there’s either one of two or three adverts, or one of two or three ‘songs’ playing...
Their taste in music radio blows goats. So one or more of those stations programmed into every favourites spot on the car system ought to fill him with unbridled joy. Or else programme in all religious stations.
If it’s a new Land Rover it’ll have remote access. Seeing as you have access to the car, register your own phone with it, and then at a later point in time just randomly start it, unlock it or make the horn beep.
Rearrange the letters on the front to read Rover Anger.
Park outside a modest house.
Cut the brake lines and kill his dog.
Hide a Cod in the glove box.
Invite some piss sodden tramps to puff their way through 200 bensons with the windows fully up.
My friends mechanic dad used to like to set the radio to full volume so as soon as you put your keys in you’d be blasted with loud music.
Yes, a mate of mine did that to me. Plus wipers on and fan full blast. Oh the fun we had in those days.
advetise it for sale and send him a link to the advert.
I like the fairydust sticker idea.
& leave some of your “sexiest” underwear in glove compartment.