Never say never Fievel!
Never reply to the question “Does my bum look big in this?”
Never eat durian and drink whiskey (especially when your blood pressure is high).
Never regions.
Never in the field of human conflict . . .
Never turn your back on a bar of soap.
A Lithuanian guy I used to work with had some great directly-translated-from-Lithuanian proverbs.
'never put your dick in crazy' was a particularly wise example.
Never lie. You will eventually get found out and then it'll be a whole lot worse than coming clean at the start.
That's what we're trying to instill in our children anyway. They're going to be mad at us when they find out about Santa! Got to love the hypocrisy of parenting.
Never explain, only the guilty explain.
Santa is real. OK, it might not be the physical embodiment of the man with the beard but the spirit of Santa is in everyone that loves Christmas, and when your kids are old enough to understand that then they too can be let in on the secret.
Anyway, that's for a different season....
Never only give yourself 5 minutes to do a "5 minute job"
3 pages long on an MTB forum and no one has said the following
Never say "just one more run"
Andy_Sweet
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Never say one last try
Near enough surely? Page 2.
Never sleep with an ex.
Never, ever, ever vote Tory.
Never reply to an email/forum post/message when angry.
Never buy a copy of the Sun/Daily Mail/Express.
Never respond to STW trolls.
Never pay to watch a film STARRING Samuel L Jackson, featuring Yes, Starring, No.
Never go to Neverland
One of my many annoying habits is when I hear somebody say "Never say never" I always answer "You just did, Twice!"
Never get out of the boat