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Please.
Hope so senor j - because going to the Oval 1-1 would be titanic! Not much chance though I fear.
Sadly I think England have emptied the miracle well at Headingley. The only real hope is that the Manchester weather does its thing.
So ,just hold on for 20 overs with two wickets.....going for a long bath.
I know Stokes won a game almost singlehandedly but without Smith Aus would have been nowhere.
He's got more runs than their top 6 or 7 combined.
18 overs light improving, no nails left!
89th over....
fewer than a 100 balls left
i ****ing hate test cricket
Argghh
cock
56 mins or 14 overs to survive
Please, please, please!
Maybe if they can last this out, it will remove Broad’s yellow streak...
And it’s all over
Bollocks.
Indeed .
On balance, Australia are a better side, but not by much. Both sides have real questions in their batting lineups, and both teams are unafraid of s collapse. Personnel changes needed for both sides I think, Wade and the 2 openers for Aus will be under the microscope, Butler, Bairstow, Roy and Denly for England.
Bowling wise, both are prone to sessions of incredible bowling often followed by a session of dirge. Not sure personnel changes are needed but questions need to be asked.
Disagree a bit there looking lunge - the Aussie bowling attack is a better unit than England’s. Better spinner and they can rotate fast bowlers without much change in quality. Smith is just a machine and aside from him the Aussie batters are bang average.
I agree with shortbread fanylion, Aussie bowling attack was a step ahead of ours, which still performed well. Amazingly we had the best opener, they had the best 3 & 4 by a margin, our middle order (well Stokes) was slightly better and their lower order contributed alot more.
I would bring in a new opener to partner Burns, probably Sibley, put Denley at 3 as he has shown sufficient application two tests in a row, put Root back to 4, Stokes 5, Pope 6, Bairstow 7, Woakes, Archer, broad and Leach. If Stokes is injured then Curran comes in, Pope and Bairstow move up.
I think We've missed Anderson. I also think we need to find a lower order batsman to be the captain and let Root get back to just batting. Well played Australia.
More broadly though England need to treat batting seriously. No coming out to the middle aiming to swipe the ball around a bit, but proper Test batting, methodically building a total to defend. The last two matches England have only looked like a decent batting unit when their backs have been against the wall. It's not good enough
Glad I went to Burghley instead...
Same squad announced for the last test.
I’d really like them to try something different with the batting order, mainly around giving Butler the gloves and seeing if Bairstow is better up the order without them.
How's everyone feeling about the knighthood of Sir Boycs? Original conviction always had a bit of a tinge to it (the lady in question asking for money to go away, some suggestion she told a different story to friends) - but he still is a convicted domestic abuser.....
Seems like a total **** in just about every way to me.
Can’t stand the man so I will never address him as Sir.
Very happy for him, tough self centred player, made the most of his ability, trenchant colourful and self centred summariser, popular throughout the world, only appropriate that like one of his 50s, there was a long wait before it arrived.
He was also the player working with a dodgy agent to send the England players over to SA in the middle of apartheid
has spent many years moaning about not getting a gong and was sacked by the bbc for a racist insult in 2017
it's a no from me
It depends if you think the current honours system is particularly meritocratic. If Philip Green gets one, Boycs is a shoe-in.
I suppose there's always the option for Queenie to annul it some years later like she did for Fred Goodwin, and the honorary ones she took away from those lovely chaps Mugabe, Ceaucescu and Mussolini.
Domestic violence notwithstanding, here’s another miserable old Yorkshire bastard ‘congratulating’ Dennis Lillee on his 300th Test wicket. I say ‘congratulating’ but he spends approx ten seconds doing that, the rest of the time he is either rucking about not getting the adulation he believes he deserves or just talking about himself. The Yorkshire dressing room was full of them in that era (miserable horrible old Illingworth and barely any better Brian Close in there as well). If nothing else Boycs is a typical Yorkshire braggart of the era. He does talk some sense sometimes, but he is rapidly becoming a self-parody, much as Trueman did.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-k5-99fFdo
"I don't believe in the commentators curse"
Doh!!!!
Sweet Jesus. England being torn apart by Mitch Marsh’s trundlers. Inept!
Although the Buttler has arrived at last.....
FFS. For all that Trevor Bayliss has done for England in the one-day and T20 game, the team clearly need someone to drum into their thick heads how to play Test cricket. This is just a shambles. Again.
Warner. Unlucky?
Maybe, but still...!
This is good.
It really is, finish if before the end of play and we’re in the game.
Why was Woakes under-bowled and left out
There's something you don't see often.
Been under used all series in my view - but rumoured not to be fully fit?
Smith is now Woake's bunny - 75% of recent dismissals isn't it? 😄
I did chuckle when I saw that on the highlights!
anyone hear that nice Mr Gower just now? I wonder who his comment was directed at?
Broad's bunny.
https://twitter.com/OptaJim/status/1173190536590778371
David Warner ends the series with 95 runs at an average of 9.5.
couldn't happen to a nicer chap more odious gobshite. He's going to have to learn how to play round the wicket right arm bowling from now on or he's finished as a player.
Dontcha just love Jim Maxwell.
That'll teach me to go for my dinner.
Think that’s a fair result. Shame England couldn’t play like that from the start
I have to confess I’m selfishly,slightly gutted.I was hoping they would play tomorrow and I could phone one in and pop down early for a cheap ticket. Done it before at lords and had a grand day out .
Shame England couldn’t
playget Smith out like that from the start
fify 🙂
Bah and now the end of TMS blues kick in. I’ve listened to every match broadcast on TMS this spring/summer/early autumn. Only 2 months to wait until the NZ tour
Yep, I'm feeling melancholic now summer is truly over.
Just been reading about the 1st phase of the draft for The Hundred - anyone else baffled as chuff? We've got Ben Stokes, Adil Rashid and David Willey in the mens pick but as to how/when/why etc. I'm lost.
Also extremely disappointed about our sponsors too. I had to google 'Popchips'. Very jealous of Trent Rockets and Welsh Fire.
RM.
anyone else baffled as chuff?
Puts hand up, Stokes I think is a choice from the Test player bucket, so Root ends up at Notts and Bairstow, despite not being selected for the latest Test series, is in Wales. But I could be wrong! I presume all the brands are owned by one conglomerate and they have distributed them to coincide with the colour of strips, but who knows.
Hmm, read this: write up.
Looked at this:
Seems to make a bit more sense now, so the next draft will be in turn from all other players not picked so far from any county and overseas (max overseas 3 per area) in line with the salary bands the teams have left and what the players have put as reserves on themselves.
RM.
It’s all a bit bobbins, but then the ECB are aiming this at kids & non-cricket fans, so that’s fine. I just feel sad that there’ll be no local T20 competition, and that by dropping 10 teams and venues, plus having overseas coaches, a lot of professional players will miss out on earning a decent fee over the period, as will the non-hosting grounds.
Yeah, the test players on central contacts get picked first and teams get to pick from players that are from their catchment area, the Leeds based teams catchment is Yorkshire and Durham so got to choose from Stokes, Root and Bairstow. Obvs Stokes is a no brainer for this format though. Teams without players in their catchment area get to pick from the leftovers.
Then other England players (I think) get picked. Players not on central contracts get to choose their own salary band and teams can choose to pick them on this band if they're think they are worth it.
Next phase is for non England cricketers from around the world to be picked.
Anderson and Broad didn't get picked.
I just feel sad that there’ll be no local T20 competition
I thought the T20 Blast was going ahead as usual?
RM.
I just feel sad that there’ll be no local T20 competition
The Blast will still happen, though it may struggle to market itself with this competition
Ah - thanks for making me check. It looks like this new format will take place during the 50 over “season” in July & August, and the T20 blast continues, although over an unspecified period.
ads678^^^ I thought Anderson and Broad had opted to mentor their locally based teams - Anderson for Manchester Originals and Broad to the Trent Rockets.
Kirsten in ECB talks to replace Baylis. If he could open for us that would be perfect !!
Silverwood named as New England head coach.
Maybe the SCB can sue......
I only just noticed the team names for this 100-100 rubbish. It's like the worst video game imaginable.
Now Scotland have lost to Namibia as well!
242 to win for NZ.
Napier is such a lovely ground.
Nice to listen to some of it live
Collapse happening here!
just tuning in
Good evening, everybodeeeee
England win the toss and bat first.
All out by mid afternoon.